Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Everybody’s Favorite Class, 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99403825 | 90077 | Yes, eventually every number in existence will be a trademark. |
| 99136477 | BADDIE WITH A BAGGIE | Unsure if we’re talking luxury purses, bags of drugs, or individuals with ostomies. |
| 98489414 | BE LOUD | As an American living in Europe, I try not to. |
| 99178164 | BIGGER DICK, TALLER WALLET | Sounds like you’re short on both, buddy. |
| 99564107 | BITCH I’D RATHER DIE | |
| 98914376 | BOOBIE BANDS | [supplemental] It’s sweatbands for your underboob zone. (As the name implies.) |
| 98469568 | BULLYING? NOT ON MY WATCH! | Their initial specimens of mock-ups were rejected, so their resubmission was a giant page of mock-ups. Well upgraded, folks! |
| 99194836 | CHIPPIN BALLS | I can’t even tell if it’s a golf pun, since the specimen is just text on a shirt. |
| 98574272 | CONTOUR FOAM | [supplemental] |
| 97497784 | DAVE GROHL | But you weren’t using his name anyway, right? |
| 99587003 | EAT PUSSY NOT PAVEMENT | Can I pass on eating both of those things? |
| 98321959 | FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY | True! |
| 99108763 | FIND YOUR PARADISE | |
| 99373861 | FIT LIKE A MOTHER | And of course, their first specimen is a t-shirt mock-up … on a guy. |
| 99529411 | FRATERNITY SHOP | [supplemental] |
| 99112720 | FUTURE TAXPAYERS OF AMERICA | Let’s stress the kids out. “Hey, you’re having fun now, but someday soon, you’re gonna have to pay TAXES!” |
| 99587525 | GAY | The owner’s middle name is Gay, but still, come on! |
| 99244861 | I LOVE YOU THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD | Everyone’s trying to come up with the new “to the moon and back.” |
| 99585709 | IHAVEABABY | Makes me think of this old Geico commercial. Collect call on a pay phone? Ancient history! |
| 99590255 | I’M OUT | |
| 99010950 | IN SNEAKERS WE TRUST | I’m not a collector of anything, but sneaker collections just seem weirdly bulky. |
| 99503435 | KEEP IT FREAKY | [supplemental] |
| 98662804 | LIVE GOD LIVE GOOD | So do they want me to live WITH god? Or … UNDER god? Or maybe AS A god? Unclear. |
| 99047328 | LIVING THE LAKE LIFE | I grew up near many popular lakes, but never saw this obsession with lakes until the last 5-10 years. |
| 99162021 | LOCAL FOR LIFE | |
| 99597095 | MAKELOVE | notwar |
| 99207897 | MOCKTAIL SOCIAL CLUB | I wish mocktails were more popular. Some of them are really great! |
| 98510143 | MOMLAND | As an intentional non-mom, this sounds like the worst theme park ever. |
| 98947546 | NERDY&NICE | Specimen: A “design essentials” product with an AI illustration. ARRGGHHHHHH! |
| 97473387 | NEXT LEVEL CHEF | It’s a TV show on Fox that started in 2022. |
| 99296313 | NOT AN ALCOHOLIC | Good! Then come join me for a mocktail. |
| 99032124 | NSFW | You can, of course, still use this common acronym in a phrase. |
| 99553618 | PEDAL OR DIE | I don’t hate cycling as a concept, but the seats are always uncomfortably small for my generous ass. |
| 99507365 | PIKE PLACE FISH MARKET | But you weren’t using this company name anyway, right? |
| 98696527 | READY SET PRAY | |
| 99576996 | RICH TEACHER VIBES | BAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH “rich teacher” AHHhhh HAHAHHA |
| 99280602 | SLICE LIFE | You’d think it’s a golf pun, but no! It’s a pizza pun! |
| 99382498 | SOCIAL DAD CLUB | Yes! Dads, take your kids out! Be social with each other! Make friends! While dadding! |
| 99159374 | SPA BAE | I’ve never been to a fancy spa. Bucket list goal! |
| 98556853 | TAKE IT TO THE LAKE | Again with the lake obsession! |
| 99597235 | TOUGHER THAN TOUGH | |
| 98157357 | UNENDORSED | Of course, the website from the specimens is now dead. |
| 99037440 | WHAT WOULD THE CHURCH SAY | Singing this to the tune of “What Does the Fox Say?” Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! |
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 97607014 | A SCENT OF ENTITLEMENT. |
| 79438286 | BLADE |
| 79416692 | BLUE FOREST |
| 98308245 | IN THIS WORLD |
| 98890519 | LIGHT THIS WHEN MY BROTHER IS ON YOUR LAST NERVE |
| 99590423 | MAD SASS |
| 98760125 | SMELLS LIKE SHE’S WRITING A BESTSELLER |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 97256117 | 6529 |
| 99590397 | BARCODE GURU |
| 97310915 | CELSIUS |
| 79423057 | DANCING GREEN ALIEN |
| 79412144 | FASTRACK |
| 99508428 | INFINITY MIRROR |
| 99428936 | INNOVATE YOUR LIFE |
| 98017510 | JUSTMAGIC |
| 98185070 | MIRRORLESS |
| 99512292 | MOTIONSAFE |
| 97549829 | ROBOT GENTLEMAN |
| 97293008 | THE BAZAAR |
| 99718630 | TRADING MAGNETS [supplemental] |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99590010 | ARTSTYLE |
| 98766602 | BE BOLD, BE BRILLIANT |
| 99591951 | EARTH PLUS FIRE |
| 99529411 | FRATERNITY SHOP [supplemental] |
| 98756277 | GLAMIFY |
| 99598043 | HUMAN POWER |
| 99586086 | HUMBLER |
| 99244861 | I LOVE YOU THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD |
| 99591368 | JEHOSHAPHAT |
| 98553950 | JEWELRY UNLIMITED |
| 99208750 | MOTO WATCH FIT |
| 98439461 | PROVIDING OPPORTUNITIES. FULFILLING DREAMS. |
| 98428786 | SHIMMER CULTURE |
| 99600793 | SUNNY AURA |
| 99271617 | WORTHYONE |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 97256117 | 6529 |
| 99235812 | AMERICAN FIELD |
| 98961266 | BEST DANG |
| 99256461 | BLOW TISSUES |
| 98833397 | CARDCAPS [supplemental] |
| 99586745 | CHAMPAGNE AND INK |
| 99151128 | CHRISTMAS MYSTERY |
| 79423057 | DANCING GREEN ALIEN |
| 97497784 | DAVE GROHL |
| 97702607 | DO IT FOR THE PLOT |
| 99008911 | DO LABELS DIFFERENTLY |
| 99203103 | DON’T SLEEP ON YOUR PEACE |
| 99590974 | EMPATHY CONVERSATION PROMPTS [supplemental] |
| 99498594 | FOLLOW THE FEELGOOD |
| 90364555 | GANJA ON DEMAND |
| 99595305 | GIVE OR TAKE |
| 97271498 | HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS – Owner is Bob Ross Inc. |
| 99234756 | HAPPYVIBES |
| 99524041 | MADETOSTICK [supplemental] |
| 98327136 | MAGIC GREETINGS |
| 99398309 | MARKMYWORDS |
| 99630838 | MINI WRITABLES [supplemental] |
| 99207897 | MOCKTAIL SOCIAL CLUB |
| 98610439 | MY DEMOCRACY BOX |
| 99039130 | MYSTERY POWER CUBE |
| 98711960 | PERMANENT RECORD |
| 90549297 | PLEASE STAY |
| 97477808 | PRIORITIZE, BITE-SIZE, FINALIZE |
| 99591360 | RUNNING ON EMPTY |
| 98852386 | STUMPY |
| 98222396 | THAT’LL PLAY ALL DAY [supplemental] |
| 99584313 | THE PERIODIC TABLE OF THE PRESIDENTS |
| 99168553 | THE PRAYER WALL KIT [supplemental] |
| 97929815 | WHO WON? NO ONE! |
| 99577417 | YOUR NEST |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 97256117 | 6529 |
| 99585897 | AMERICA’S PLATE [supplemental] |
| 99767740 | ARTGIRL |
| 99175287 | BALCONY GARD |
| 99256461 | BLOW TISSUES |
| 98185122 | BORN DEBT FREE |
| 99529411 | FRATERNITY SHOP [supplemental] |
| 90364555 | GANJA ON DEMAND |
| 98899983 | H2O AURA |
| 98458237 | HYDRO(BEER)OLOGY |
| 99585676 | IHAVEABABY |
| 99047328 | LIVING THE LAKE LIFE |
| 99267890 | MODERN MAN |
| 99587591 | ORIGINAL HEIR |
| 99047289 | SALTY BOTTOMS |
| 99039776 | SALTY SQUID |
| 98196218 | SERVE-N-SAFE CUISINE |
| 99593800 | THE BATHROOM BOUTIQUE |
| 99437372 | TWIST YOUR TASTE |
| 98490490 | TWO HUNDRED PERCENT |
| 97929815 | WHO WON? NO ONE! |
| 99636584 | WINDSHIELD WIZARD |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 98900212 | BEE AWESOME |
| 98903663 | BEE-LIEVE |
| 99038558 | BIONIC FOAM |
| 98875767 | COZY COLORS |
| 98321959 | FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY |
| 98693160 | FUFUSQUISHY |
| 99696234 | HE MAY BRING YOU HAPPINESS |
| 99585666 | IHAVEABABY |
| 99482480 | KING OF CHRISTMAS |
| 98919573 | LUVLY WOODEN PUZZLES |
| 99388237 | MAD ABOUT SLIME |
| 79407687 | MY BINKIE BEAR |
| 99079390 | NEAT KNOTTED |
| 99686002 | OUT OF CONTROL |
| 98852386 | STUMPY |
| 99415571 | TASTY TOY |
| 99133846 | THE PUZZLE THEORY |
| 99588240 | YOU ARE A BADASS |
| 99590685 | YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER FOUND ON EARTH |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS IN CLASS 025
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87907893 | “WE’RE NOT THE 1%” |
| 88213224 | [ALSO.KNOWN/AS] |
| 88263192 | ALSOKNOWN-AS |
| 88313698 | ANCHORED BY GOD |
| 86266985 | BEACH BLANKET BINGO |
| 86665316 | BECOME A LEGEND |
| 88517436 | CHIN DOWN, RISE UP. |
| 72214947 | COME ON STRONG |
| 85781754 | COWGIRL JUSTICE |
| 88436020 | DESERT SHIT |
| 86660210 | DOG IS MY ZEN |
| 85765335 | DOING WELL |
| 88138479 | DOUBLE DUTY |
| 88504307 | EAST COAST BEST COAST |
| 88216461 | FAMILY FUN |
| 88180938 | FIND YOUR JOY AND RUN WITH IT |
| 88495774 | FOLLOW THE SHEPHERD |
| 86284357 | FUN JUNKY |
| 88594134 | GET YOUR SWAG ON! |
| 85433070 | GONE STREAKIN’ |
| 88213935 | GOOD BEER NO SHIT |
| 88222300 | GRAPPLE LIFE |
| 88514633 | I F#%K WITH HAIR |
| 86660103 | I LOVE RIO |
| 88034018 | JUST BE… |
| 87095801 | JUST LIKE ME |
| 88513170 | LET YOUR LOVE BE REAL |
| 88501573 | LET’S GET THIS LIFT |
| 87565642 | LIFE HAPPENS IN COLORADO |
| 88516707 | LIFE IS PRETTY INTENTS |
| 86663553 | MADE NEW |
| 88513755 | MISS INNOCENT |
| 87901119 | NO BASEBALL, NO LIFE |
| 87903814 | NO BASKETBALL, NO LIFE |
| 87904562 | NO FISHING, NO LIFE |
| 87904024 | NO FOOTBALL, NO LIFE |
| 87904677 | NO GOLF, NO LIFE |
| 87905925 | NO RACING, NO LIFE |
| 87905577 | NO RUNNING, NO LIFE |
| 87904809 | NO SNOWBOARDING, NO LIFE |
| 87904192 | NO SOCCER, NO LIFE |
| 87905707 | NO SURFING, NO LIFE |
| 87904718 | NO TENNIS, NO LIFE |
| 87906007 | NO VOLLEYBALL, NO LIFE |
| 88511030 | OACIS LIFE [sic] |
| 88475543 | RECLAIMING MY HISTORY |
| 88396706 | SALT + SOUL |
| 74648584 | WHAT WOMEN WANT |
| 86641309 | WILD LIFE |
| 88492307 | WY KNOT [sic] |
| 85873215 | YOGA EVERY DAMN DAY |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item was on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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