Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 636 freshly registered text trademarks; 463 fully cancelled text marks; and 17 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97823663 | 50 STATES ONE NATION | I’ve lost count of the times that I’ve thought that the USA would be better off if it were, like, 10 separate countries. |
| 99545830 | ADVENTURE NEVER FAILS | Same owner as the next. |
| 99545863 | ALOHA NEVER FAILS | Hopefully, they never fail. |
| 99540446 | ALWAYS OPEN | Never a good sign when you have to draw little arrows and boxes on your specimen to show the mark text. |
| 97459764 | BOBCAT | The farm and construction equipment company. |
| 98160847 | BORN IN BOSTON | Both of these “born in” marks are owned by… |
| 98111038 | BORN IN PITTSBURGH | …a company based out of a suburb of Detroit. |
| 99301242 | BOURBON BARRELS | |
| 99440305 | CERTIFIED PHRESH | Though CERTIFIED FRESH is owned by Fandango/Rotten Tomatoes in class 041! |
| 99214450 | CROWNED | |
| 98507803 | CUTS | They’re a genuine brand, so hopefully they won’t go after anyone using this common word in a title or tag. |
| 99557089 | EACH DAY IS A BONUS | Slogan for a gym called “Sweat Den”. |
| 99540096 | EVERYTHING ON A BAGEL | Oooh, now I want to re-watch Everything Everywhere All At Once. |
| 98898317 | GET LOADED | Not drugs or baked potatoes. Appears to be related to … tea? |
| 99211936 | GOLFER GUILD | |
| 99652705 | GOOD GUYS | I wonder if calling yourself a “good guy” is as much of a red flag as calling yourself a “nice guy”. |
| 98853630 | GRUMPY MONKEY | HE’S SO GRUMPY AND I LOVE HIM |
| 98424693 | HAPPY PJ | Goods are pajamas. |
| 99385225 | HUNTER S. THOMPSON | But you weren’t using his name anyway, right? |
| 98715360 | I AM A FUTURE TAXPAYER | Did you know? The USA is one of only a few countries that will still tax its citizens, even if those citizens do not reside in the USA. So I still have to fill out my 1040 every year, and pay taxes to the USA, even though I live thousands of miles away! |
| 99284877 | IT’S MY VACATION TOO! | Makes me think of those Reddit “AITA” stories where the one single person on the big family vacation ends up babysitting their nieces and nephews while everyone else gets drunk. |
| 98798843 | JUST UNICORN | This feels like they want “unicorn” to be a verb. Also, this specimen is HILARIOUSLY AWFUL. |
| 99290697 | KENTUCKY BARRELS | Unrelated to the BOURBON BARRELS from earlier in the list. |
| 99510855 | LICENSED CLINICAL MOM | For some people, it’d be nice if you DID need a license to be a mom. |
| 99167153 | LIFE’S A BOAT | … and then you sink? |
| 98869553 | LIFT YOUR VOICE. | |
| 79433596 | LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG | I worked with a woman once who had a gigantic tattoo across her upper back and neck. It was a picture of her dad on a motorcycle, with the text “too fast to live” on it. You can guess how her dad passed away. |
| 98771133 | LUCKY LITTLE BIRDIE | |
| 98855260 | MAGAJORITY | Stylized as MAGAjority, of course. And I hope those creeps all go down in flames at the midterms. |
| 98474495 | MERMAID ACADEMY | Students there look down on those who went to Mermaid Community College. |
| 98942831 | MORE PEACE | Yes, please. [holds up bowl like Oliver Twist] |
| 79432427 | MY… KICKS! | Foreign registration, so no specimen. Can’t tell if they’ll stick additional words in where that ellipsis sits. |
| 98455972 | NIMBUS | It’s a type of cloud, but it feels like it could be a good insult. “Shut your hole, ya nimbus!” |
| 98153272 | NO CHICKENS | I’ve never had the urge to get backyard chickens. Too stinky, too loud. |
| 99088095 | NO STINKIN PERMISSION | But I did get delightfully fragrant permission. |
| 99545694 | ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US | I mean … you could at least try to save yourself, though. |
| 98951592 | POR VIDA | It’s really cool — as I learn more Portuguese, I can understand a ton more Spanish and Italian, too. |
| 99074606 | POSITIVE SOCKS | Here’s their one item on Amazon, locking up a very common keyword phrase. |
| 98787475 | RAISED PROUD | AI-ception: an AI model wearing an AI t-shirt design! |
| 99715811 | READY TO WIN | I should hope so! Don’t go in prepared to lose. |
| 99524133 | REDCOAT | It’s a comic book series. |
| 98859373 | REMEMBER ME TO YOUR SISTER. | Is this some awkward way of saying, “Tell your sister hello for me”? |
| 97354303 | RICH GANG | Some gangs get labeled as terrorist organizations. I wish “billionaires” as a whole got that label, because they’re terrorizing the world. |
| 98488902 | ROCK LIFE | I always love vague marks. Rock climbing? Diamonds? The music genre? Actual dirt? Place your guess, then go to the “about” page on their site! |
| 99170395 | SASSY | Hard to believe this is on the Principal Register. |
| 99558249 | SAVED AND RICH | Hopefully then you’re tithing a ton, right? |
| 99019168 | SNUGGLE SQUAD | |
| 98813946 | STILL INTO FAIRYTALES BUT NOW THEY’RE SPICIER | Specimen is just text on a shirt. Maybe the bookish community should be looking at this mark next! |
| 99548150 | THE ANSWER IS… | It’s shirts with this on the front, and a huge JESUS on the back. |
| 97312084 | THREE LITTLE KITTENS | Great specimen here: this plush figure is definitely not AI in any way, and I’m sure you’ll get something great for your $9.99. [/sarcasm] |
| 98430757 | WEIGHTLESS | |
| 99303493 | YOU DESERVE BETTER | We all do. Quit. Dump that loser. Move out. Tell them NO. |
And of course, a few from our friends at Ghost Global LLC:
| 98842696 | ALWAYS BLESSED NEVER STRESSED | This feels like a phrase I’ve seen here and there. |
| 98846862 | B&B – BITCHES & BOOZE | |
| 99044518 | IF YOU HATE YOURSELF ENOUGH YOU’LL GET WHATEVER YOU WANT | I mean, what the hell does this even mean? |
| 98843875 | YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE FUN TO DRINK ALCOHOL BUT YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALCOHOL TO HAVE FUN | Untrue, like so many of Ghost Global’s weird-ass phrases. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
Not a lot of them this week, and none of those felt important enough to put on the list!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88465979 | 2CRAZY 4YOU |
| 88191137 | 2ND IMPRESSION |
| 88464347 | A LITTLE BOO |
| 88014577 | ADOPT A LIFE OF ADVENTURE |
| 88169780 | AMERICAN PRIVILEGE |
| 88283694 | ARCH ENEMY |
| 88381969 | ARSE PIRATE |
| 88470139 | BAD INFLUENZ |
| 88468870 | BAD WINE REVIEWS |
| 88414162 | BASIC BOYZ CLUB |
| 88160744 | BE INSPIRED BE RELEVANT BE CHALLENGED BE YOU |
| 88342278 | BE YOUR OUTSIDE SELF |
| 88278030 | BLESS THIS TABLE |
| 88234730 | BLESSED THYSELF |
| 88285960 | BOARDGIRL |
| 88463956 | BRAVE GENTLEMAN |
| 87473505 | CARRY ME |
| 87898846 | CUPCAKE FACTORY |
| 87636991 | D4D |
| 87844141 | DISCOVER THE UNKNOWN |
| 88427019 | DISCOVER YOUR DISTANCE |
| 88142568 | DO DAMAGE |
| 88339691 | DON’T CHALLENGE THE CROWN |
| 88469609 | E-Z FIT COMFORT BRA |
| 88110414 | FEARLESS BLACK GIRL |
| 88464952 | FESTIVE SEASON |
| 78084866 | FRENCH KISS |
| 88401864 | GET AMERICA RANCHING AGAIN |
| 87553675 | GODDESS SWAG |
| 88362284 | GOOD WIFE MAKES GOOD HUSBAND |
| 86493734 | HAPPY TRAILS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88180579 | HERBALICIOUS |
| 88380860 | HUSTLE LIKE A MOTHER |
| 76514148 | I STILL WANT TO BE A SALESMAN |
| 88478052 | IMMIGRANT HUSTLE |
| 88154373 | KIDS ARE LEGIT |
| 87637833 | LEFT IS WHERE THE HEART IS |
| 88475246 | LEGALLY LOADED |
| 88095106 | LIVE WHO YOU ARE |
| 88472883 | MAKE AMERICA WEAK AGAIN |
| 88454628 | MAKE WODS GREAT AGAIN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88467014 | MILK SNOB |
| 88341458 | MOTHER CUFFER |
| 88479914 | NAMA$TE HU$TLING |
| 88466993 | NATURAL FOR A REASON |
| 88466580 | ONLY ACCEPTING BLESSINGS |
| 87276371 | OPEN YOUR HEART TO ALL |
| 88098039 | PINK WINE FOR DUDES |
| 86949061 | POSITIVE FRIDAY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88064593 | POW WOW BEFORE THE VOWS |
| 88976234 | REALLY GOD? |
| 87845253 | RELIGIOUSLY GAY |
| 87961101 | SANITY OVER SALARY |
| 87447919 | SAY YOU WILL |
| 78511755 | SLEEP IS OVERRATED |
| 88154673 | SOUND LIFE |
| 88478273 | SOUNDS LIKE AUTISM |
| 88192670 | SQUEEZE THE HELL OUT OF LIFE |
| 87849801 | THE GOODNESS OF GOD WILL NEVER PRODUCE A FROWN |
| 87276398 | TO INSPIRE LOVE, RESPECT AND UNDERSTANDING FOR ALL PEOPLE, RACES, CULTURES, GENDERS, SEXUALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS, WITHOUT EXCEPTION. |
| 86044438 | VIVRE LA VIE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 87528414 | ALL RISE |
| 99402262 | GAPS LOVE TO BE FILLED |
| 87528440 | HERE COMES THE JUDGE |
| 98710856 | RAD TECH ARTIST |
| 88944198 | VETEMENTS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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