Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 627 freshly registered text trademarks; 289 fully cancelled text marks; and 21 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98393797 | BAD GASS DUDE | I’ve had bad gass. Usually from eating too much cheese. |
| 97262487 | BEAROLOGIST | Choosing the bear so aggressively it becomes a course of study! |
| 98638715 | CAMP CRYPTID | Just got sucked into Wikipedia’s list of cryptids for the good part of an hour. |
| 98506848 | CHASING GOOD TIMES | |
| 99428063 | CHONK CLUB | OH LAWD HE COMIN’ |
| 98383098 | DREAM HUSTLE INSPIRE | Maybe I should make a new “three word grouping” spreadsheet category. |
| 99191413 | GOD FAITH FAMILY | Egads, two of them in a row! |
| 98479435 | GOD IS MY INNER CIRCLE | |
| 98643606 | GOLDEN RETRIEVER | Yep, just some company in China, locking up a breed of dog. |
| 98598656 | HAPPY MERRY EVERYTHING! | I bet if Starbucks put this on a winter cup, there would be protests. |
| 99238598 | HAVE A SEXY DAY! | My hair is combed and my clothes are clean. That’s the best you’re getting. |
| 98397747 | I AM HERE ON PURPOSE | |
| 99416200 | I HATE TATTOOS. | I’m not against them, but I’ve yet to come up with something I’d want on me forever. |
| 98666185 | IF YOU DREAM ABOUT IT, BE ABOUT IT… | Most of my dreams are … pretty weird. |
| 98680308 | I’M NOT A VICTIM I’M VICTORIOUS | |
| 99419060 | JESUS LOVES SLUTS | I mean, if he loves everybody, then logically he loves the sluts. And the sportos, motorheads, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads … they all adore him. |
| 99975128 | KEEP IT HOLY. | |
| 90889084 | LOVE LANGUAGE | Owned by the “5 love languages” folks, the Moody Bible Institute of Chicago. |
| 97612012 | LOVE LARGE LIVE LOUD | |
| 98848844 | MILF N COOKIES SERIES | Seeing how small “series” is on the specimen, I wouldn’t be surprised if they go after anyone using MILF AND COOKIES. |
| 98547187 | OH WELL | |
| 98735126 | OLD GIRLS CLUB | Why we always gotta use the word “girls”? I’d rather join the Old Hags Club. |
| 98944460 | PULL YELLOW STRAP | How to make Disney parks shirts without making Disney parks shirts. |
| 98492657 | ROCKSTAR PROGRAMMER | Ah, “rockstar.” One of the classic red flags in job ads. 🚩 |
| 98369982 | SAD GIRL RANCH | Does not appear to be an actual ranch, nor does it have anything to do with salad dressing. |
| 98573307 | SALTY AMERICAN | Why has “salty” taken off so hard? And I feel like it’s being warped… |
| 97291987 | SALTY CONDUCT | …from the original “feeling resentment” to something more “sassy”. |
| 98721565 | SLEEP LIKE YOU MEAN IT | I try. Got a 98 on my sleep score last night! |
| 99269775 | STANDING ON HIS WORD | |
| 98358459 | TASTE | Did you know? The original phrase is “the customer is always right … in matters of taste”? Meaning, if they want to buy something ass-ugly, sell it to them. |
| 99246835 | TEARS | |
| 99113122 | TEENIOR CITIZEN | “…an active lifestyle brand created for adults leading energetic lives with the youthful mindset of a teenager.” |
| 98636775 | THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES | |
| 99535400 | THE BROTHERHOOD | Ooooh, hmm. Maybe I should replay the Assassin’s Creed games with Ezio. |
| 98410273 | THE TRUTH IS GOD MADE ME ON PURPOSE | if this is the case, why are humans just so … wonky? |
| 99418378 | WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK? | “They’re doing WHAT in my name?!” |
| 98617203 | WINNERS FINISH FIRST | Maybe I also need a new spreadsheet category for “stating the obvious.” |
| 99044010 | Y’ALL COME BACK | This feels incomplete without ending in “now, y’hear?” |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99360587 | 4-WAY STRETCH SELVEDGE | Generically describes a feature of fabric. |
| 99107839 | ACTIVE BABY | Generically describes the intended user/wearer. |
| 99401952 | DELUXE SPECIAL | Generically describes the goods. “Self-laudatory or puffing marks are regarded as a condensed form of describing the character or quality of the goods.” |
| 99242689 | DRYKNIT | Generically describes a feature of fabric. |
| 99309406 | HYBRID WEAR | Generically describes a characteristic/feature of the goods. |
| 99266674 | MAGNETIC SWADDLE | Goods: Swaddling clothes incorporating magnetic fasteners. |
| 97364299 | PEACE LOVE& SWEAT | This one, you guys. Their initial specimen was text on a shirt. Instead of submitting a new specimen, they basically argued, “Yeah, but we use it as a trademark.” So the USPTO was all, “Mmmmkay, Supplemental Register it is!” |
| 99460056 | RUFFLE SHOES | Generically describes a characteristic/feature of the goods. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88355083 | 999 |
| 86573919 | AIN’T LIFE COOL |
| 88384045 | BE FREE TO BE YOU |
| 78196797 | BLACK KAT |
| 88377593 | CHANGE FROM THE INSIDE OUT |
| 88395486 | CHOOSE TO BE NICE |
| 88464298 | COTTON TRADERS |
| 88155836 | DADDYSAURUS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88384581 | DASHING MEN’S CLUB |
| 88409272 | EXPECT NO MERCY |
| 87947397 | EXTREME MUDDIN’ |
| 88380354 | FEEL THE DIFFERENCE |
| 79244310 | FIRST GOD CREATED WOMAN |
| 87940366 | FISH SQUAD |
| 86921858 | GANJA GOURMET |
| 87786603 | GOOD KICKS |
| 88081900 | GOT A BUCK? |
| 88118484 | HUSTLE MOM |
| 88034697 | I NEVER HAD AN IDOL SO I BECAME MY OWN |
| 88393889 | INTO THE DIRT |
| 87844103 | JUMP SKIP SMILE |
| 88411108 | JUST LIKE DAT |
| 88394122 | LEGENDARY WINS |
| 88376885 | MAKE AUTISM GO AWAY |
| 88108025 | MATCH MY HUSTLE |
| 88413214 | SATURDAY MARKET *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87331983 | SHARE YOUR TRUTH |
| 87855711 | SHUT UP AND PEDAL |
| 87444050 | SPIRITUAL BITCH |
| 87778228 | THE MAMA CHICK |
| 86911169 | UNHOLY TRINITY |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99452206 | FOR FANATICS ONLY |
| 98130791 | I HEART DINO |
| 99158140 | JUST LAY THERE |
| 99182499 | ROOT FOR WOMEN. |
| 99049136 | SKI THE WORLD |
| 98964874 | THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE MAHOMES |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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