Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 588 freshly registered text trademarks; 255 fully cancelled text marks; and 12 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99529433 | 928 | Yes, eventually every number will be a registered trademark. |
| 99189278 | ALTOGETHER BEAUTIFUL | “It’s an entirely different kind of flying … altogether.” |
| 98485482 | ALWAYS AN ORIGINAL | |
| 98784166 | ALWAYS LOOK FOR BLESSINGS IN THE MIDST OF CHAOS | I feel like most of us would be too busy dealing with the chaos to be looking around for blessings. |
| 99518176 | AWESOME DAD | They certainly did go all out with branding-style specimens! |
| 99547055 | BAMF | Probably an acronym of “badass motherfucker,” not a reference to the sound Nightcrawler makes. |
| 99545164 | BARBELL LIFE | OK, come on now. This is one of the worst specimens I’ve seen in quite a while. The pet hair! The hand-written tag! |
| 98710062 | BEE COLORFUL | |
| 98487840 | BEENBLESSED | |
| 99486036 | CAN’T LOSE WITH GOD | Eh, I’ve known a number of losers who cling pretty tightly to their god. |
| 99448263 | CARRY THE FLAG | |
| 99428066 | CHONK | Like Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk? (IYKYK) |
| 99100585 | COFFEE CURES ALL | I still can’t understand how anyone likes this stuff. |
| 97682160 | DEFINITELY NOT A CULT | Yeah, that’s something a cult member would say. |
| 98435787 | DREAMERS ONLY | |
| 99200895 | FUN KID | If you have to tell me you’re fun, you maybe aren’t. |
| 98707757 | GARFIELD | But you weren’t using this orange cat’s name anyway, right? |
| 99530760 | GRACE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU | Who is Grace, and what is she doing on me? |
| 99353443 | HBCU CODED | |
| 99187486 | HELL’S FAVORITE HARLOT | “Harlot” is another of those old-timey words I’m glad to see coming back. |
| 99059505 | HOT GIRLS DO HAIR | Eh, all of my best hairdressers have been decidedly un-hot. |
| 98731222 | I’M NOT 9-5 | |
| 98337617 | IMPERFECT GENIUS | |
| 97839454 | JESUS FASHION | Sounds like the name you’d give your sandals and robes store. |
| 98393746 | KNOCK ‘EM DEAD | |
| 99493371 | MAGIC LEGGINGS | Of course, they had to disclaim “leggings”. |
| 99549844 | MAKING PENISES GREAT AGAIN | Aren’t they already great? |
| 99545563 | MAKING VAGINAS GREAT AGAIN | Aren’t they already great? |
| 99145604 | ONLY CANS | They seriously accepted this terrible ornamental post-publication specimen?? |
| 98702413 | OWN THE MOMENT | Don’t tell me what to do, you aren’t my mom. |
| 98409074 | OWN YOUR PURPOSE | Don’t tell me what to do, you aren’t my mom. |
| 98896802 | PEACE LOVE MAHJONG | Mahjong (mah jong, mah jongg) is having a moment right now! |
| 99454218 | RELAX RELEASE REPEAT | I think it’s bowling merch. |
| 98780861 | RUN WITH CHRIST | |
| 99321479 | SALT FEVER | Sounds like an illness you get from ocean bacteria. |
| 99300710 | THE DUDE | Owner is Mississippi State University, not the The Big Lebowski studio. |
| 98710098 | THE HIGHER THE HAT THE CLOSER TO GOD | Who wears the tallest hats out there? Vegas showgirls? Carnaval dancers? |
| 99508210 | THE SPARKLIEST POLE HEELS IN THE WORLD. | Feels like a descriptive claim that would normally put something onto the Supplemental Register. |
| 97360995 | THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WOMEN READ | And no matter what you choose to read, it’s all good! From highbrow literature to dragon-rider college romantasy, I’m glad you’re reading. |
| 99465086 | TOMBOY BOMBSHELL | |
| 99535662 | TOO HOT FOR CORPORATE | Especially if they make you wear a suit. Toasty! |
| 99317618 | UNICORN WHISPERER |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98953530 | AMERICAN ATHLETE | |
| 99225759 | BACKYARD GOLF | |
| 99593981 | COLORS | Yeah, damn straight this didn’t make the Principal Register! |
| 99602949 | FLY CHICK |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87931343 | AFTER SCHOOL PROJECTS |
| 86665418 | ALL ORIGINAL |
| 88375767 | BARBHER LIFE |
| 88115660 | BE BETTER PEOPLE |
| 87514996 | CAFE |
| 88445424 | COLD HEARTED |
| 88270492 | CRY ME A RIVER, LOSER |
| 87883102 | DECISION MADE |
| 78515563 | DON’T JUST TRAIN..TRAIN RIGHT. |
| 88384810 | DUFFLEBAG UNIVERSITY [sic] |
| 88446986 | EDUCATED HUSTLE |
| 76576174 | FAST DRYING SWEAT DEFYING |
| 88471490 | FILTHY HOMME |
| 86492311 | HE>ME |
| 86564808 | HULA BABY |
| 88308205 | IN CHOCOLATE WE TRUST |
| 88461064 | ISLAND LUNATIC |
| 78393233 | JUST CASHMERE |
| 88171726 | JUST SWEAT! |
| 88457746 | KEEP IN TOUCH |
| 87982139 | LIVE FOR THE MOMENT |
| 87982261 | LIVE LIFE NOT CANCER *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88129588 | MILLIONAIRE CAR SALESMAN |
| 74648455 | NO PARKING |
| 88379327 | PACIFIST |
| 88134875 | PEACE, LOVE AND MARGARITAS |
| 88117334 | POWERED BY GOD |
| 88456812 | PRETTY GANGSTA |
| 88247181 | PRETTY GIRLS PARTY WITH |
| 88445188 | RESPECT MY TRUTH |
| 88199771 | SLUTTY VEGAN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88459634 | SO LUCKY TO B ME |
| 88352656 | TACOS. COLD ONES. REPEAT. |
| 88353225 | TRENDY TAMALE |
| 88350338 | VACATION BIRD |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 79265945 | BRAVADO |
| 98065313 | DO YOU BLEED BLUE |
| 97678087 | LEGENDARY MADE |
| 99789266 | LONG ISLAND OR NOWHERE |
| 99434332 | MAKE MONSTERS GREAT AGAIN |
| 99529118 | PETTY PARTY |
| 99446661 | SONNET |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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