Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 652 freshly registered text trademarks; 259 fully cancelled text marks; and 20 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99398218 | …BECAUSE CHILDHOOD IS AN ADVENTURE | Tagline for a brand called Little Adventures. |
| 97821690 | ALL DAY ENDURANCE | I cannot imagine having this. I’m tired just thinking about it. |
| 99121177 | BE UNSHAKABLE | |
| 98487330 | CART LIFE | When in doubt, it’s golf, fishing, or pickleball. This one is golf. |
| 98496980 | CHRIST AND COUNTRY | |
| 99404207 | COWBOY 24/7 | So busy, cowboying even when they sleep! |
| 97882227 | CYBER COWBOY | And when they’re online! Wow, these cowboys are getting it done! |
| 99423579 | DEEPLY FLAWED | Aren’t we all? |
| 98740171 | DON’T HATE GREAT | |
| 98556135 | ELDRITCH | I always expect this to be paired with “horror.” |
| 98608831 | FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA NO ROOM FOR HATE | I think we’ve proven that there’s plenty of space for hate to thrive between the coasts of the USA. |
| 99408799 | GAMER VIBE | |
| 98588748 | GET THE WIN | Or … really, place and show are good spots to finish, too. |
| 98619575 | GOD LOVES YOU (AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT) | I feel like I’m seeing more and more of these marks that make Christianity and their God’s love seem like a threat. |
| 98303407 | HOBBY FARMER | Never had this urge. I can’t even handle houseplants. |
| 98636101 | HOT FOR TEACHER | Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. |
| 98260639 | I DON’T HATE PEOPLE I JUST FEEL BETTER WHEN THEY’RE NOT AROUND | Same. |
| 98093586 | I FIGHT FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD | Same. |
| 98253067 | I’M NOT DIFFERENT, I’M UNIQUE! | Annnnd … same. |
| 99390345 | IT’S PICKLE TIME ALL THE TIME | I’m so glad there aren’t any pickleball courts near me… |
| 99390356 | IT’S PICKLE TIME SOMEWHERE | …because the sound of it would drive me insaaaaaaane. |
| 98314016 | JESUS IS MAKING A COMEBACK | Does this mean he’ll be going on a comeback tour? |
| 98870983 | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL AND PUT ME IN THE TRUNK | Dang, Jesus is busy this week! But … why not ride shotgun with Jesus at the wheel? The trunk seems terribly uncomfortable. |
| 97280721 | KEEP PUSHIN | |
| 98855716 | KING DADDY | Feels like the kind of thing worn by a dude who doesn’t even wash the dishes. |
| 98297900 | LIVE WITH GRATITUDE | |
| 98010088 | LOVE AT FIRST KICK! | When in doubt, it’s golf, fishing, or pickleball. This is for “footgolf,” golf played with soccer balls! |
| 98835303 | MAMA LAND | |
| 98876433 | MANHOOD MINDSET | The kind of thing a king daddy might have. |
| 98749753 | MORE BLESSINGS THAN PROBLEMS | Always a good ratio! |
| 98567098 | NEVER STOP DATING | “Designed to keep the spark alive.” |
| 98956498 | NOT A PARTY ‘TIL THE WIENERS COME OUT | It’s for a Wienerschnitzel ugly Christmas sweater! |
| 98668645 | OCEAN BUM | |
| 99190847 | PERUVIAN CRAFTED | These two were initially refused for being merely descriptive… |
| 99190485 | PERUVIAN CRAFTS | …but they were all, “Nah, we’ve acquired distinctiveness since 1987!” And so, here we are. |
| 98451086 | RACQUET WARRIORS | They’re about ALL racquet sports, so it isn’t just pickleball. |
| 98544525 | ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE | How has it taken Bush’s 30 years to register this? Such an iconic catch phrase. |
| 97797903 | TEXAS BUM | |
| 98195695 | THINGS COULD BE WORSE | I guess? But honestly, they’re pretty bad these days. |
| 98897900 | UNAPOLOGETICALLY PATRIOTIC | And a lot of the badness is thanks to guys who feel like this. |
| 98622425 | WIFI WIFEY | Did you know that regular WIFEY (serial 87208558) might get cancelled? I’m watching it. |
Plus, a half-dozen new registrations from our old friends at Ghost Global LLC:
| 98793288 | ACCOUNTABILITY IS A WOMAN’S WORST ENEMY | What does this even MEAN? |
| 99070665 | DEMONS ARE MY GODS | |
| 99070631 | GODS ARE MY DEMONS | |
| 98793318 | HUNGRY IS HOT, THIRSTY IS NOT | And what does THIS even mean? |
| 98806676 | I’D HAVE OMNIPOTENCE WITH OMNIPRESENCE | These things might make sense with better specimens, but… |
| 98806650 | WITH OMNIPRESENCE I’D HAVE OMNIPOTENCE | …it’s the usual black text on a flimsy white tee for $50. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98292730 | CLUB GIRL | Wherein, as usual, girl = woman. |
| 99087785 | QUARTER LIFE CRISIS | I think I passed this by, but it’s about midlife crisis time. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87739090 | BE THE VILLAGE |
| 85481224 | BOOTS TO ASSES |
| 88325951 | CUSTOMISED PERFECTION |
| 87981412 | DON’T BE CULTY |
| 74599814 | EARTH PROTECTOR |
| 87981771 | EFF IT JUST BE |
| 87904043 | EXPRESS YOUR OBSESSION |
| 88359418 | GET TIRED LATER! |
| 88379301 | HIGH ROADS ONLY |
| 87867152 | HILLBILLY WITH A DEGREE |
| 88181389 | JUST SIN, BABY! |
| 87958754 | LIFE IS COOLER |
| 87257541 | LIVE IN PRACTICE |
| 88437177 | MAKE AMERICA 2008 AGAIN |
| 88362339 | MISS DANGER |
| 88346770 | OLD AND CAUTIOUS |
| 88021033 | OUR FAMILY PJS |
| 90384125 | PREACH *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88389649 | PRETTY STONERS |
| 87954000 | SOCIAL MENACE |
| 88384096 | SOMETHING DIFFERENT |
| 88022509 | SUNDAYS ARE BETTER NAKED |
| 86567394 | TAKE JOY IN |
| 88382072 | UNAPOLYGETIC |
| 87725171 | UNCOMMON VALOR |
| 88375074 | UNLUCKY CHARM *[removed from spreadsheet] |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99103758 | CHATGPTEES |
| 99209886 | CLUB OLA |
| 99660728 | GLADIATORS |
| 99236375 | GOOD TIMES GOAT |
| 99131141 | TWEEDS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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