Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 558 freshly registered text trademarks; 236 fully cancelled text marks; and a mere 7 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 79408345 | ABOARD | |
| 99133564 | ABUELO | Of course, the specimen shows the brand as “Abuelo Apparel,” and it’s just the word on a shirt. |
| 98871378 | AUSOME SAUCE | I feel like advertising my neurodiversity on a shirt would just make it easier for NTs to harass me. |
| 99144600 | BAG MAGNET | Not an actual magnetic accessory for bags. |
| 99114508 | BEACHRAT | |
| 98591943 | BECAUSE BOURBON | Or for some of us, because Coke Zero. |
| 98302906 | DON’T BACK DOWN | [Tom Petty voice] No, I won’t … back … down. |
| 98917087 | EDUCATED BLACK MAN | |
| 99098819 | EMERGENCY BRIEFS | Same owner for all three of these… |
| 99098814 | EMERGENCY UNDERWEAR | And they’ve had to disclaim BRIEFS, UNDIES, and UNDERWEAR in them. |
| 99098822 | EMERGENCY UNDIES | Plus, “one size S-XL” sounds like a recipe for discomfort. But I guess if it’s an emergency… |
| 90981376 | FOLKLORE ALBUM | Taylor Swift’s IP company, of course. |
| 99141284 | GET BETTER OR GET BEAT | Sometimes you get better, but you still get beat. |
| 98367744 | GOD I’M ALL IN | For when you’re playing poker with God. |
| 99126828 | GOD OVER GOOD | |
| 97085228 | HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS | Already registered; this is just adding more goods. |
| 98449450 | INTROVERTED ICON | |
| 99125658 | ‘MERICAN DUDE | I still see ‘MERICA and ‘MURICA as mocking meme words, not things to wear proudly. |
| 97615269 | MONSTER MASH | Not the song, but it’s associated with a basketball guy named Jamal Mashburn? |
| 98895874 | MY COLOR IS NOT A CRIME | |
| 98417711 | NOT FAMOUS | “Emphasizes valuing personal growth and dedication over the allure of fame.” 🙄 |
| 99127168 | PAPA SAURUS | A lot of dinosaur marks have been cancelled recently, so I guess we needed a new one. |
| 99071860 | PICKLEBALL ROCKS | |
| 98299383 | PROTECT YOUR ALGORITHM | If I never heard about “the algorithm” again, that’d be great. |
| 99035148 | WE HATE HATERS CLUB | But … doesn’t being a member make you a hater? Even if it’s being a hater of haters? |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99056820 | NO BUCKLE BELT | That … um … looks like a buckle on there. |
| 98341540 | POWERFUL HEATED CLOTHING | Is he touching the heater part? Or clutching his pearls? |
| 99005811 | QUICKDRYCOTTON | Yes, the goods are cotton. If this hadn’t been bumped to the Supplemental Register, there would be rioting in the streets. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87817419 | ANCHISAURUS |
| 88109716 | ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BREASTFEEDING |
| 87865694 | BASS DRUM CREEP |
| 85839338 | BLACK GIRLS ARE FROM THE FUTURE |
| 87808308 | BUILT FOR BATTLE |
| 87497833 | CHAMPAGNE OG |
| 86103003 | CHOOSE GRATEFUL…PASS IT ON |
| 87478963 | COZY & CURIOUS |
| 87828626 | DORKISH |
| 88113454 | EVERY BODY IS A BIKINI BODY |
| 88145684 | FEMALE MOGUL |
| 85887756 | GIGGLE |
| 87823191 | GO BIG OR GO HOMESTEAD |
| 87800796 | GRACE BY FAITH |
| 88139279 | GYM STREETWEAR |
| 87829163 | HEART CONQUERS ALL |
| 87774808 | I LOVE FLOWERS |
| 87563654 | LADY HUSTLE |
| 85338233 | LEGALIZE JESUS |
| 87796504 | LEGITIMATELY CROOKED |
| 88169978 | LESS LUCK MORE SKILL |
| 88140426 | LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE PRAYING! |
| 78336595 | MY GENERATION |
| 87859890 | NOT EASILY IMPRESSED |
| 76518705 | PRETTY BABY |
| 87512489 | PRODUCT OF MY ENVIRONMENT |
| 88109132 | SAY IT BIG |
| 86520263 | SECRET JESUS |
| 87819593 | STEM IS THE NEW BLACK |
| 88152953 | THREE A SAURUS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88156835 | TIS THE SEASON TO BE MYSTICAL |
| 88144796 | UNITED WE SWEAT |
| 88099304 | WHERE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98652464 | AGGIE PRIDE – North Carolina A&T State University shut this down hard. |
| 98344338 | HOMESTEAD HUSTLER |
| 98455060 | TENNIS DROPOUT |
| 98838479 | WIFE MOM LIFE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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