Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 465 freshly registered text trademarks; 335 fully cancelled text marks; and 253 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
| Administrative note! For the first time in 4 years, I’m going to try to take some time off! We have a LOT going on in November, so I’m going to set TradeSnark aside as much as I’m able to for the month. (I may still post some lists here and there, but if I do, they’ll be sporadic.) |
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 79270414 | ABBA | But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 99029175 | ALL MUSHROOMS ARE MAGIC | Magic, deadly, what’s the diff. |
| 98624579 | AMERICAN BY BIRTH GLOBAL TRAVELER BY CHOICE | It’s a-me! |
| 99051637 | BABES BRUNCH AND BUBBLY | I’ve never been one for brunch. Too many eggy things. |
| 99060606 | BABYLOVE | |
| 90580665 | BILLIONAIRE UNIVERSITY | If billionairism could be taught, we’d all learn it. |
| 99036648 | BILLY JOEL | But you weren’t using this anyway, right? |
| 97898504 | CANCER IS A BULLY | Truth! |
| 99056091 | DEGEN DADDY | |
| 86838519 | DINO | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 99058289 | DREAM BIG DO GOOD | |
| 99056168 | ENJOY | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 98921455 | FAIRWAY LIFE | Pretty tame for a golf-related mark. |
| 99040837 | GIANT MOMS | |
| 98855901 | GIVE ME TEQUILA AND COUNTRY MUSIC | Or neither? How about a hard cider and some trip-hop? |
| 98207326 | GROVE LIFE | |
| 97915917 | HAVE A GREAT DAY, NOT JUST A GOOD DAY! | But … if you just have a good day, that’s fine too. |
| 98338847 | I AM 73 | This is a religious thing that I don’t understand. |
| 99052702 | IT’S ALREADY IN | Now THAT’S the kind of gross reference we expect with a golf-related mark! |
| 99042951 | LITTLE FLOATS | It’s children’s swimwear with built-in floaters. |
| 98730861 | MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN | Feels like this one and the next one… |
| 98046907 | MAKE YOURSELF HARDER TO KILL | …are two sides of the same coin. 😆 |
| 99054244 | MY COUNTRY FOR LIFE | Nah, I got the hell out of there. |
| 98960398 | ONE NATION UNDER OUR WATCH | Owner is The Department of the Navy. |
| 99042342 | PEARL | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 99055649 | PORT | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 98207347 | SALTWATER TAILGATING | Feels like opposites here. I always associate tailgating with American football. |
| 98755360 | SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS | Candyman? Beetlejuice? Nope, some guy named Joe Hendry. |
| 99056090 | SOME DAYS ARE DARKER | [me building the list] Sounds like a metal band. [me researching] Even better, they’re a goth rock romance band! |
| 98828301 | THE LONGER THE NAILS THE BADDER THE BITCH! | The shorter the nails, the more intolerant of texture the neurodivergent individual! |
| 99056288 | TINY INVESTOR CLUB | [baby voice] I’m in a mix of bonds and mutual funds. |
| 97774778 | TWENTY-SEVEN | You can, of course, still use this common number in a phrase. |
| 98433635 | VINGT ANS | |
| 99055905 | YOU’RE ONLY AS COOL AS YOU TREAT PEOPLE. | I understand what they’re going for, but this sentence doesn’t quite parse for me. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
No Supplemental marks stood out as important this week!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88076290 | 36 AND OH! |
| 87780885 | 420VISION |
| 86094416 | ABSOLUTE BEST |
| 88069114 | AMERICAN PACK |
| 87797191 | BE JAWSOME! |
| 87334357 | BE YOUR PASSION |
| 79236255 | BLINDED |
| 88105909 | BYZANTINE |
| 88170445 | CHILDREN OF OUR ANCESTORS |
| 88096190 | CONVERTING VEGETARIANS |
| 88036383 | DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE OF THE NEGATIVE MEDIA |
| 88097796 | ENOUGH ISN’T ENOUGH |
| 88152939 | FOUR A SAURUS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86155642 | FREE HUGS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87655095 | HOPESTRONG |
| 86037973 | IN DETROIT WE TRUST |
| 87878033 | IVF WARRIOR |
| 87620179 | LIVE LIFE ENERGIZED [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88050536 | LIVES DEPEND ON IT. |
| 86172952 | MAD CHILD |
| 87805592 | MARIJUANA VETERAN |
| 87590098 | MOTHER GODDESS |
| 86122299 | NEW YORK NATIVES |
| 88153285 | ONE A SAURUS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87564112 | PUDDLE BUGS |
| 76027167 | ROCK A BABY |
| 88152912 | SEVEN A SAURUS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88152922 | SIX A SAURUS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87342650 | STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF |
| 88011086 | STOP USING THE N WORD |
| 87623612 | SUMMER RAIN |
| 87408824 | UGLY GIRL GANG |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98621694 | ALIEN ON EARTH |
| 98586274 | AWAY WITH THAT SAD FACE |
| 98497050 | BE A GAME-CHANGER: CHANGE THE GAME, ONE PLAY AT A TIME |
| 90746758 | BE OREGON |
| 98625741 | BOOZE BROTHERS |
| 97561889 | CAREER DRINKER |
| 98645421 | DO IT LIKE A LADY |
| 98742489 | DRIVEN TO DOMINATE |
| 98548582 | EARLY WALKER |
| 98647165 | EPIC FREAK |
| 98612219 | FATHERHOOD MAFIA |
| 98486637 | FOODIES NEVER DIE |
| 97799127 | FOR THE PEOPLE WHO SERVE |
| 98648352 | FOUNDING FATHERS |
| 98607080 | FREEDOM FATHERS |
| 98335114 | FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS DRIVE STOCK |
| 98484003 | GENTRIFIED GANGSTER |
| 97056357 | GET YOUR GAME ON |
| 98762689 | GETTING THE JOB DONE AND HAVING FUN |
| 98600141 | GOLF NAKED |
| 98451844 | GREEDY PICKLEBALL |
| 98493446 | HAPPY CHILL |
| 98403218 | HE’S GOT US |
| 98251738 | HELLA BUD |
| 98793431 | HELLO ABSTINENCE |
| 98622256 | I DO HAIR |
| 98589796 | I’VE BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE ON MYSELF. |
| 98260794 | IF YOU WOULDN’T DO IT TO YOUR MOTHER DON’T DO IT TO ME |
| 98209469 | JUST DON’T QUIT |
| 98631006 | MAKE LIPS THIN AGAIN |
| 90035137 | MAN ON GOD’S PLAN |
| 98394439 | MORE THAN TENNIS |
| 98613203 | NO TIRED DADS ALLOWED |
| 98642210 | PEACE LOVE BOOBIES |
| 98151372 | PLAY PROPER |
| 98583272 | POCKET MONEY |
| 98586726 | RAISED TO DELIVER |
| 98126092 | REDNECK YACHT CLUB |
| 98632944 | SALTY HIPPO |
| 98074462 | SELF LOVE IS NOT SELFISH |
| 98647334 | SIGMA MALE ENERGY |
| 97798059 | SMALLGOD |
| 98594716 | SOBER BITCH |
| 97852343 | SUCK LIFE |
| 98622711 | THICK AND THIN |
| 98641433 | TIME TO LIME |
| 98621890 | TOO BUSY TO DIE |
| 98602649 | WOOD PIMP |
| 97285059 | WORK SAFE, PLAY SAFE |
| 98249971 | WORKING AWAY ALL DAY |
| 98649285 | YOU MISSED |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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