Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 571 freshly registered text trademarks; 252 fully cancelled text marks; and 19 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98856547 | ALIEN STONER | Singing this to the tune of Luscious Jackson’s “Alien Lover”. |
| 98843410 | BAD PICKLE | Like sweet pickles? Those things are an abomination. |
| 99386483 | BE YOU, BE ODD. | Can do! |
| 99374469 | BIRDIE BUDDIES | I hoped it’d be bird watching, but nope, it’s golf. |
| 99145775 | BOLD. BOOKISH. UNBOTHERED. | How about meek, bookish, and bothered by everything? |
| 97773194 | BUILD YOUR LEGACY | My legacy at this point is the font “Pinsetter.” It’s gonna be on my tombstone. 😆 |
| 99393895 | CANTBREAKME | |
| 98620979 | CHALLENGE YOURSELF | Does anyone else hate how many clothing brands are giving orders? |
| 99157779 | DAD JOKE | Fave dad punchline: “Arrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.” |
| 99415249 | FEMNINE | Missing one letter, but still really close to “feminine”. |
| 99388024 | GOOD QUALITY HUMAN | We should all strive to be this, but … so many don’t. |
| 99283923 | HEALTHY GAL | I don’t know why I dislike the word “gal,” but I sure do. |
| 99391571 | HRD. WRK. PYS. OFF. | |
| 98588492 | I’M AN ASSET | I’ve read too much fiction; “asset” is a spy thing to me! |
| 98320109 | IRRESPONSIBLY RESPONSIBLE | Surprised there’s no matching “responsibly irresponsible” mark. |
| 99425018 | JUST DOING LIFE | I can get behind this type of leisurely living. |
| 98599150 | LET’S GET SERIOUS FOR JESUS | |
| 99419117 | LIFE BY THE WATER | We live 5k from the ocean, but can still smell a sea breeze some days. 🌊 |
| 99377104 | MAINE LIFE | Never been to Maine, but I hear it’s lovely. |
| 97531090 | NOW | You can, of course, still use this common word in a phrase. |
| 99391416 | PRINCESS AWESOME | |
| 98529456 | SEND ‘EM BACK | Specimen is just text on a shirt, but feels like a dog whistle. |
| 99417262 | STARRY NIGHT | Just some rando individual owner in China, of course. |
| 98724898 | STAY MOIST | GROSS |
| 98911471 | TENNESSEE PRIDE | Never been to Tennessee, but I hear it’s lovely. |
| 98814810 | WHY SELL YOUR SOUL TO SATAN WHEN YOU CAN GIVE IT TO GOD FOR FREE | Clearly god doesn’t understand capitalism. |
And a few brands and shows (mostly from NBC/Universal) made it on the list, but you weren’t using any of these anyway, RIGHT?
| 98308424 | BATTLESTAR GALACTICA | Frakkin’ toasters. |
| 98308437 | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | Cool. Cool cool cool. No doubt no doubt no doubt. |
| 98620679 | HOGWARTS LEGACY | |
| 98308438 | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE | Did you know there’s now an SNL UK? It just premiered last month! |
| 98308443 | THE TONIGHT SHOW |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98835980 | SUBLIMATION CERTIFIED |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 86247854 | ARE YOU AM I |
| 86355656 | BACK THE TROOPS, QUESTION THE POLITICIANS |
| 88357485 | BALLET ROCKS |
| 87571706 | BLUE LAGOON |
| 79256174 | BRAWL-O-WEEN |
| 88101499 | BUTTER HALF |
| 87683680 | CHECK OUT MY SAUSAGES…NOT MY BUNS |
| 86544130 | CUPCAKE MAFIA |
| 87319744 | DIE TIRED, NOT BORED |
| 88031864 | DON’T BREAK AMERICA |
| 86584399 | DUDES WITH DOGS |
| 86549729 | EVERYBODY VS |
| 88360169 | FOUGHT LIKE A GIRL |
| 78166443 | GAME GEAR |
| 88370035 | I LOVE GAME DAY |
| 87546934 | INDEPENDENT COWGIRL |
| 86556145 | KNOW WHERE YOU STAND |
| 85813424 | KPOP PRINCESS |
| 88377332 | LASH LIFE |
| 88407079 | LASH WHISPERER |
| 88376292 | NEW MEXICO NOT REALLY NEW AND NOT REALLY MEXICO |
| 88374555 | NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID DIET |
| 88022707 | OLD MAN ON BIKE |
| 88149802 | PAVE LIFE |
| 78472829 | SUNSHINE BABY |
| 79241008 | VANDAL |
| 87171260 | WE GO SLOW AND LOW |
| 86237671 | YOGILIFE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98642141 | CONTENTPRENEUR |
| 99361605 | FOREVER KING |
| 98782104 | LAND HUSTLER |
| 99016934 | ZEAL. |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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