Pardon the delay this week; my parents came to town, so we took them out and showed them the sights!
Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 649 freshly registered text trademarks; 305 fully cancelled text marks; and 14 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98373182 | 333 | Yes, eventually every number will be a registered trademark. |
| 99133703 | ABOVE ALL OF US | Would you like some padded jorts with tickly drawstrings? |
| 99151252 | AMERICAN HEIRESS | These are not the clothes I would associate with the concept of an “American heiress.” |
| 98698907 | AS A MATTER OF FUCK IT | I’ve had this feeling many, many times. |
| 98759182 | BAR LIFE | |
| 99036533 | BIRD GEAR | I refuse to start birding. I think it’s a rabbit hole I’d fall into DEEP. |
| 99499139 | CHOOSE YOUR ISLAND | Just don’t choose one in Albania, they will be PISSED. 😆 |
| 99489069 | DIRT GANGSTER | |
| 99079281 | DON’T FOLLOW ME FOLLOW GOD | Feels like this should be a bumper sticker. |
| 99475138 | EMOTIONALLY STABBY | I’ve had this feeling many, many times. |
| 97676740 | EVERYTHING 420 | Never done the marijuana, probably never will. |
| 99484299 | FUCK THE DUMB SHIT | I think most of us can agree with this sentiment. |
| 99485900 | GENIUS CANNOT BE STOPPED | But sometimes we need to try our best to stop it. |
| 99490832 | GO GET WHAT’S YOURS | But leave me what’s mine! |
| 99005572 | GOD OUR DEFENDER | |
| 98640113 | GOT HUEVOS? | Nope, I’m not really a fan of eggs. |
| 99181371 | HUSTLE THE MOST | I refuse. I choose instead to hustle the least. |
| 99463760 | ISLA BONITA | Makes me think of Madonna’s 1986 song, “La Isla Bonita”. |
| 99472858 | IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE IN MONTANA | I’ve been to Montana, there are some really beautiful places there! |
| 98428789 | JESUS PROPAGANDA | This one’s weird to me — they’re pro-Jesus, but the word “propaganda” for me has negative overtones. |
| 98577483 | LAZY ATHLETE | |
| 99507736 | MANDATORY HUSTLE | Also refuse. Hustle should always be optional. |
| 99468092 | MUAY THAI ADDICT | I knew Muay Thai was also called Thai boxing, but not “the Art of Eight Limbs”. |
| 98385551 | NOE BAD VIBES | Owner’s last name is Noe, but you know it’s probably pronounced the same as “no”. |
| 98651207 | PEACE LOVE LOCAL | |
| 98434890 | POOR BEAR | Poor bear, rich bear, doesn’t matter. I still choose the bear. |
| 99422228 | PRETTY GIRLS WITH ATTITUDES | It doesn’t specify whether those attitudes are good, bad, or other. |
| 99490716 | SALTWATER BREEZE | We get this sometimes in Porto, since we’re close-ish to the Atlantic. Love it! |
| 99469364 | SENSITIVE GANGSTER | |
| 99112621 | SIMPLE GUY | |
| 99417696 | TEE UP | It’s … not a golf pun, just a golf term? I don’t know what to think! |
| 98054578 | THE CHURCH OF FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT | I’m not a churchgoer, but might be convinced to join this one. |
| 98948617 | THE GOAT FATHER (GREATEST OF ALL TIME FATHER) | (The parenthetical part is a part of the mark.) |
| 99488372 | THE MUSIC SNOB CLUB | Feels like if you joined this, you’d be arguing about what types of music to be snobbish over. |
| 99460188 | ULTRA BAMBOO | This feels like it should be Supplemental for being descriptive. |
| 98004953 | UNCOMMON AMONGST THE UNCOMMON | Feels like we’re overrun with “I’m uncommon” and “I’m unique” trademarks. |
| 98276009 | UNIQUELY AUTHENTIC | Almost as if … that type of mark is common and non-unique! |
| 90752450 | UNSEPARATED AND UNEQUALLED | |
| 98792822 | VOTE BUT BE KIND. | Feels like this should be “vote AND be kind.” |
| 99422240 | WEST COAST BRUH | |
| 99487939 | WHEW! THESE KIDS | Some classic ornamental text-on-shirts specimens here! |
| 99573403 | WILD + FREE | This company, “W&F IP”, now has a dozen registrations for variations… |
| 99581558 | WILD AND FREE | …of WILD & FREE, WILD AND FREE, AND WILD + FREE. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99414511 | ENFORCE MALE CURFEWS | Oooh, reminds me of the book Curfew by Jayne Cowie. |
| 97521152 | EXCLUSIVE | Yeah, no way this could be on the Principal Register. |
| 99565638 | GIRLSMALL | Same with this. It’s just … a size? |
| 99264010 | I ENJOY BOSTON SPORTS. | These last two are from the same owner… |
| 99264177 | I LOATHE PINSTRIPES | …about the Red Sox – Yankees rivalry. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87682008 | AGING STONER SOCIETY |
| 87809221 | AMOUR DE LA MER |
| 85877033 | ART SCHOOL COOL |
| 87146025 | BABY POWER |
| 88413370 | BAND OF MOTHERS |
| 88109009 | BOND OVER BLOOD |
| 88398655 | CHESAPEAKE SOUL |
| 88437884 | CLOUT IS THE NEW CRACK |
| 87402164 | CONVERSATION NOT REQUIRED |
| 88306859 | CUTE STARS |
| 88176118 | ENJOY HERE |
| 86377394 | FEED OUR VETS |
| 86585184 | GAINS |
| 88105818 | HOCKEY BALLERS |
| 88427363 | LITTLE POO |
| 88141951 | LIVE LO-FI |
| 88085034 | LIVE MORE WORK LESS |
| 88373890 | LIVE TO ROLL |
| 86378224 | LOVE THE OCEAN |
| 88313491 | MAKE AMERICA GENIAL AGAIN |
| 88323003 | MAKE AMERICA GREAT FOR EVERYONE |
| 88198633 | MERRY YOU |
| 79253086 | NOT SHY |
| 88424030 | PALAVER |
| 86352977 | PLEASE RETURN TO GOD |
| 86231926 | PROFESSIONAL FIREFIGHTER |
| 88422027 | PROUD BLACK WOMAN |
| 86604280 | RAISING TINY HUMANS IS EXHAUSTING *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88317875 | SEÑOR CITIZEN |
| 88259463 | SHE’S RIGHT |
| 86612864 | SHUT UP KEEP GRINDING |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99775412 | LIVE FREE. LIVE MORE |
| 99095281 | LIVE FREE. LIVE MORE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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