MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Trademark Tuesday / New & Cancelled Marks in Class 025 / 17 Mar – 23 Mar 2026

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 510 freshly registered text trademarks; 268 fully cancelled text marks; and 14 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

90738232123We already have ABC, might as well add in 123. (Baby, you and me.)
99079913A GOOD PLACE TO DAY DRINKAny walkable city with good public transportation!
99333398CLIMB CLUB
98718393DESOLATENot something I’d wear on a shirt, nor a particularly cheery brand name.
98095011DINK BABYPickleball is slowly gaining on golf for sheer number of phrases!
99342253EVERYTHING IS A RACEAnd I’m cool placing or showing.
98082907FARMS OVER PHARMABecause an apple a day will help that ADHD, and can kill those bacteria! [eyeroll]
98329214HAVE THE DAY YOU DESERVEThis can be SO stone-cold and cutting!
99300828HUSTLE GODNot sure if god is hustling, or if people feel the need to hustle others into believing.
98842777I CAN ATTITUDE
99332329I WAS AT THE GAMEIt was so great, you should have been there.
99335990JESUS TOUROooh, I wonder who his opening act will be?
99169490JUST OUT FOR A WALK
99288385KING OF THE KASTLEI’m sure they’ll go after any use of “castle” too, as a sound-alike.
99049390LIGHT THE WAY
99341585LIVE WEIRD DIE FAMOUSI doubt I’ll ever be famous, but I can definitely do the weird part.
99119327LOOK GOOD. FEEL GOOD. LIVE THE DREAM.Or, just live weird.
98453390ME + GOD
97060199MR. KRINGLEGoods include “Christmas costumes.” Specimens all show the mark as “Mr. Kringle & Company”.
97060218MRS. KRINGLEWould you like to stay in this hotel room, with creepy elves clinging to a chandelier over your bed? You can just barely see a giant nutcracker next to the fireplace, also watching you.
98619613NEVER APPROACH A GODDESS WITHOUT AN OFFERINGI’ll accept many things. Cheese, dill pickles, sourdough bread, Coke Zero, or even a big fat cat to pet.
99109329NEW YORK IS MY BOYFRIENDGirl, you can do way better. He’s rude and kind of dirty.
99304243OUTER CHILD
97857834ROYAL FUCKUPSI don’t understand the phrase and icon combo. Plus, it’s just text on a shirt.
99101083SILLY CROCODILE
98564169STAY STYLISH STAY YOUNGI’m neither, and I’m cool with that.
99220217SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GIRL GANGI’m picturing a crowd of pigtailed pre-teens bashing up a convenience store with baseball bats.
98685678TENNIS CLUBDisclaiming “tennis,” but this still feels SO GENERIC.
99041118WASTE SOME TIMEDon’t mind if I do!
98528224WHAT WILL YOUR LEGACY BE?Apparently: weird, unstylish, old, and not famous.
98061182YOUNG AND DANGEROUSAlso neither, also cool with that.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98095974CAOwner is Caesar Athletics. (Located in California, so it’s a double CA!)
99356736I’M GEN X I WILL FIGHT YOUAh, Gen X. We’re the scrappy forgotten generation.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87825730A WELL TEAM WORKS WELL TOGETHER
78219811ACTION GEAR
88265701ADVENTURE THREADS
88064370BASIC COLLEGE GIRL
79241580BEACHBUDS
87818174BORN FOR THE STORM
88190854BRA IN A BOX
88290910BREATHE IN JESUS
86633856BUILD THE BEAST
87650454CHILD OF GRACE IN SPIRIT & IN TRUTH
86874272DIAMOND GIRL
88330421DON’T TELL ME NO TELL ME HOW
88047780FEED YOUR GLAM
86588295FIRST CUP OF COFFEE
86343076GINGER     *[removed from spreadsheet]
88331315HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE
88721614HOT TAKE
88228031I GOT MINE
87837602LIFE’S BEEN DIFFERENT
88330338MONDAYSUCK.
88074888NAMASTE THUG
88329580NAUTIGIRL
88071636OUTRAGEOUS MERMAID
88312073PAINT LIFE MAFIA
88132493PERFECT SIZE
88010939SAVIOR LIFE
86208411SOMETHING SPECIAL EVERY DAY
86521308SOUTHERN BY CHOICE
88332853STAY NAUTI
79248711STRETCH YOUR MIND
88330756SWANGIRL
86965251TEA, YES. YOU, MAYBE.
79242356TREATY
88096325TRUE MEXICAN
88309972WHISKEY FOXTROT
88083842WOMEN OF WINE COUNTRY

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

98505917BE LEGENDARY
99242488DAIRY PEOPLE
98396964HEALTHY FOOD IS DOPE
99090215LEGACY BRAND
99558009ROOKIE PERFORMANCE
98740266SHOW ME YOUR TIPS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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