Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 405 freshly registered text trademarks; 270 fully cancelled text marks; and a mere 11 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98842730 | AVOID BITCHES AND BOOZE | Is this two separate things? Or one thing, bitches who drink booze? |
| 97561962 | BE A HERO | Be a hero. Don’t let bitches drink booze. |
| 98505441 | BE HUMBLE BE KIND | I feel like I see this all the time in shirt designs. |
| 98842710 | BITCHES AND BOOZE | Wait, was I not supposed to avoid them? |
| 98596179 | BORN TO RUN | Appears to be genuine Bruce Springsteen merch. |
| 99191190 | CHEEZ-IT | Dang it, Kellogg North America Company LLC, now I’m hungry. |
| 98275776 | CLAIM YOUR CROWN | |
| 99189844 | CREEPY ALL YEAR | I can think of several dudes this would apply to. |
| 99191752 | DRIVEN BY GRACE | She’s excellent. Follows the rules of the road, never speeds, always insists I put on my seatbelt. |
| 99184515 | GOD’S ROYALTY | I just feel like this God person would be more of a NO KINGS protester, you know? |
| 99173010 | I LIKE WHO LIKES ME | |
| 97746978 | I. CATCH. EVERYTHING. | I’m sure this is a fishing thing, but to me it’s the reason why I mask up on the metro. |
| 99181649 | JOLLY | Like a rancher. Or an old elf. |
| 97601079 | LET ME REPEAT MYSELF | Some folks breeze through with an ornamental specimen. This one had a specimen set that was 195 pages, and they STILL got told to submit additional ones proving one of the classes. Absolute madness! |
| 98266801 | LOVE YOU, MEAN IT XX | |
| 98842675 | NEVER STRESSED ALWAYS BLESSED | This phrase could not apply to me less. |
| 99185889 | PORRIDGE | I’ve never had it! Never even knew what it was, outside of something served to bears in a bowl, and it’s either hot, cold, or just right. |
| 90577955 | QUEENVIBES | |
| 99170702 | RICH GIRL CLUB | 🎶 You can rely on the old man’s money. 🎶 |
| 90732757 | STANK ASS | Stylized as STANKASS! … and is it me, or does this specimen have text that reads DONT BE SMELL AN ASS LIKE ONE? |
| 99137590 | STAY ALIVE | 🎶 (I’m a general, whee!) 🎶 |
| 99147253 | TEQUILA SNOB | Of all the spirits I don’t care for, tequila is up there near the top of the list. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 97719172 | DRY POCKET | Yep, bags and pockets that keep things dry. But it sounds like what you get after having your wisdom teeth removed. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87855824 | AHEAD OF THE GAME |
| 87933049 | BEACH BOOTY |
| 88174559 | BEACHTOBERFEST |
| 87811883 | BOOTY GOALS |
| 87646738 | BROTHERS ON THE FIELD |
| 87687252 | CATCH. RELEASE. LIE. |
| 86334259 | CORNHOLE LIFE |
| 88173873 | CURIOUS BEAVER |
| 88150154 | CUTE BOOTY |
| 88061360 | DAD BRO |
| 88304471 | ETERNALLY ESTABLISHED |
| 88051299 | HOUSE BRIDE |
| 88168065 | I ADORE NEW YORK |
| 88172590 | I AM IMMIGREAT |
| 88179940 | I AM MY OWN FETISH |
| 78287954 | I STILL WANT TO BE A DENTIST |
| 76497269 | I STILL WANT TO BE A DOCTOR |
| 76497320 | I STILL WANT TO BE A TEACHER |
| 88094668 | I’D PADDLE THAT! |
| 88161902 | I’M NOT WAITING TIL 5! |
| 87680866 | JUST AIM & SHOOT |
| 87906308 | JUST LIKE MY FIRST TIME |
| 88174859 | LET SOME RED OUT! |
| 88162149 | LITTLE DUMPLINGS |
| 76260930 | MUSEUM ARTIFACTS |
| 87620140 | NOT MAD. MOTIVATED. |
| 88133408 | ORIGINAL VIBE |
| 87902474 | SPANK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87218864 | SUCK IT UP |
| 76717044 | TERRACOTTA WARRIOR |
| 86492843 | THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA |
| 88168797 | TRIBE HEALER |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98938256 | BIG DOG ENERGY |
| 97263629 | GOING BACK TO CALI |
| 99155933 | KIDS CREW |
| 90517661 | MAGICAL WORLD |
| 98157563 | WE BE PIRATES! |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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