Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 610 freshly registered text trademarks; 286 fully cancelled text marks; and 14 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 99553766 | AFTER CHURCH NAP | Yeah, I’d probably need a nap after (if I ever set foot in a church). |
| 97732758 | AMBITION IS AGELESS | Their shop is sweats, one jacket, and a 3-D printed shoe. |
| 98622126 | BAD BITCH BUREAU | |
| 99383992 | BE A LOAN NOT A RENTAL | It’s Ghost Global, of course it doesn’t really make sense. |
| 99642584 | COWBOY APPROVED | Oh, good, well, if a cowboy approves, it must be … good? |
| 99549960 | DAD DRIVEN | |
| 99016980 | DILF DAMN I LOVE FATHERHOOD | A play on the classic MILF. Feels like I’ve seen this all over. |
| 99528120 | DO GOOD. BE GOOD. SHARE. | First two: check. Last one: nah. |
| 79407148 | DRAMA | Those who say they don’t want it, often bring the most of it. |
| 99571690 | ELBOWS TO THE GROUND KNUCKLES TO THE SKY | This might be a boxing thing? |
| 99512046 | EXPLORE DUNGEONS | I just finished book 6 of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, moving on to 7. |
| 99564835 | GAME DAY TOTS | I’d totally eat some tater tots on game day. [Listens to earpiece] Oh, I’m being told it’s not that type of tots. |
| 99555579 | GIRLS LOVE STUDS | Some grown women probably also love studs. (Could be worse, I guess it could be “females love studs”.) |
| 97893596 | HANG OVER GANG | Maybe [sic]? Not sure if they mean “hangover” (one word). |
| 99567948 | HUSTLE & CHAOS | Pass on both, thanks. |
| 98802416 | I LOVE SOFT DINKS | Someday, the pickleball puns will overtake the golf puns. |
| 99422967 | I NEED MY SPACE | YESSSSSSSS I DOOOOOOOO |
| 99384015 | I ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTION | It’s Ghost Global, of course it doesn’t really make sense. |
| 99327116 | IF YOU’RE NOT DRUNK BY NOON IT’S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER DAY | OMG, this may be a new winner for “most obviously Photoshopped specimen”. Look at this thing! |
| 99281437 | LIFE IS A BATTLEFIELD | I invite you to revel in the ’80s with “Love Is a Battlefield“. |
| 99628368 | NOTHING BUT AMAZING | |
| 98276077 | OPENLY GAY ANIMALS | How did I know it would be penguins? Also, clean your toaster if it’s going to be in the background of your specimen! |
| 97519859 | PURPLE RAIN | Owned by NPG Records, Prince’s own label. |
| 97780609 | RAISE YOUR GAME | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 97422327 | SOFA KINGDOM | Did you know that “dumb” has a “b” at the end? |
| 98942654 | STAY A CHILD | Don’t tell me what to do. |
| 99023963 | SUCK IT UP | Don’t tell me what to do… and I’m getting some mixed messages here. |
| 97749914 | WASHED UP | Definitely smart to show your copyright infringements in one of your specimens. (With bonus political racism!) |
| 98740031 | YOGA FOR DUDES | Do they … need different moves? |
| 98549640 | YOU GOT THIS | A common sentiment used in a thousand designs. |
| 99385626 | ZERO FLICKS GIVEN | Depending on the font, of course, FLICKS can look like FUCKS. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99370668 | ALPACA BASICS | Totes descriptive. |
| 99555030 | MERINO YARN | Also totes descriptive. |
| 99155457 | SATIN LINED HOODIE | Could not be MORE descriptive. |
| 99439711 | WITHOUT GOD I’M NOTHING | This is a horrifying attitude to me. How can people wrap their entire identity and self-worth into some other person, place, thing, or concept? |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 88580262 | AMERICAN INK |
| 88213400 | BEACH FOLK |
| 88440601 | BEAUTY IS MORE THAN MAKEUP |
| 86620757 | BIG ISLAND FLOW |
| 97430162 | BIG SPOON ENERGY *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88205169 | BLACK BELT LIFE |
| 86649070 | BOONDOCK SAINTS |
| 88479648 | BRUNCH·ISH |
| 86507349 | BUCK SHOT |
| 88113234 | BUDGET OR BALLER |
| 87230985 | BUSTLE BUTT BABY |
| 86393467 | CHICAGO ATTITUDE |
| 87456221 | DADDY RABBIT |
| 88412237 | DESIGNER SANTA |
| 88390669 | DO GOOD. LOOK GREAT. FEEL AWESOME. |
| 87795201 | DON’T HURRY BE HIPPY |
| 97191780 | ELVES PRINCESS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88481211 | FIND YOURSELF LOST |
| 87926927 | FIRST NATION |
| 88483985 | FLIRTITUDE |
| 78451840 | GET WET OR GO HOME |
| 88103562 | GOAT TO BE |
| 87748872 | GOATESS |
| 88182811 | HUSTLE CAMP |
| 88479643 | I’M NOT WEIRD, I’M WONDERFUL! |
| 88486957 | I’M SO |
| 88077772 | LAZY DAY |
| 87418241 | LIKE OMG! |
| 87268065 | MELANATED GENIUS |
| 88189137 | MIND OF A STONER |
| 86201930 | NEED |
| 88413430 | NEVER LEAVE IT BEHIND |
| 86636604 | PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776! *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88417611 | PATRIOT STRONG |
| 88416792 | PLANT YOUR ENERGY |
| 88487447 | PRETTY GIRLS HUSTLE |
| 88125545 | TAKE MY TOP OFF |
| 88160923 | WARRIOR ELITE |
| 88292531 | WE’RE NOT INTIMIDATED |
| 88189270 | WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO SMOKE? |
| 85213182 | WHERE FAITH IS PLANTED…MIRACLES CAN BLOOM! |
| 87875412 | WRESTLER NATION |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 98578475 | ELEMENTALIST |
| 99317441 | G.O.A.T. FACE |
| 98106468 | GIRL DINNER |
| 99535949 | GROM MOM |
| 99493760 | TROLLS AMONG US |
| 99048275 | WEALTHY GOAT |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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