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Trademark Tuesday / New & Cancelled Marks in Class 025 / 14 Apr – 20 Apr 2026

Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 567 freshly registered text trademarks; 278 fully cancelled text marks; and 229 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

90869626BANDITI hear this word, and I think of either raccoons or Burt Reynolds.
98415326BASEBALL IS SEXYSame owner as last week’s basketball, hockey, and soccer registrations.
99410798BLESSED BY THE KING
99372309DADDY’S LITTLE MEATBALLI’m picturing the most delightfully chubby baby.
99354834DETROIT LEGEND
98586448EVEN BADDIES GET SADDIESAnd even cheeries get the drearies.
98145042EVERYTHING’S GONNA SEA ALRIGHTAlready tired of nautical word replacements.
99374971HIJA DE TU MADREDeepL translate can’t decide if this is “you little brat” or “you’re just like your mother.”
98654470I LOVE YOU TO THE MOUNTAINS AND BACKNot as far as the moon, but this could be pretty far, depending on where you are!
99504805I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE KINGDOM OF GODI was one of those weird little kids who refused to recite the pledge of allegiance. (Mainly due to the “under god” part; nowadays I take offense to the whole thing.)
99311445I’M WITH THE BAND
99054279LIFE IS HARD BUT EVERYTHING’S GOING TO BE OKOh, if only this were true.
98975752LITTLE SLEEPIES
99382205MENO MOMSI’m not a mom, but I’m very much in the meno.
97794154RISE UP & BE FREE
97825484SALTY BALLERSI had such high specimen hopes, but it’s just boring-ass text on things.
99407244SHARK BLANKETGoods do not include blankets.
99246935SHINY SIDE UPThis just feels descriptive of something.
99214566SHUT-UP & RACE
99246836TEARS OF THE WOKEHopefully, they’ll be tears of joy after the midterms.
99390423THE DOGS WERE GOOD AGAINFrom the We Rate Dogs folks.
97272520THE FUTURE IS WEIRDSo true! Even 20 years ago, who would have predicted our little pocket computers and such?
98571010THERAPY IS HOT
98390569VINTAGE BADDIEEven vintage baddies get the vintage saddies.
97980669YOU AREN’T INVITEDWell, I didn’t want to go anyway.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98465802AUNT BOUJEEEvery time, I can’t remember if boujee/bougie is good or bad.
99381264BEING MEAN STINKSI think we can all agree on this. But … snark is fine, right?

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

88388375ADVENTURE RESPONSIBLY
87903729ALASKA EVER AFTER
88352704ALL THE FEELS
88070590ANTI STONER STONER CLUB
78445330BABY PHAT
78461738BIKER BOOTY
88367441CHASE CASH NOT CLOUT
88070578CHRONIC CHICKS
87955665CHRONICALLY SALTY
88411875CLUTCH MODE
88368243CUT FROM A DIFFERENT CLOTH
86541134CUTE BUT DEADLY
78470938DUNEGIRL
88357021FIRST OF ALL I’M GROWING A HUMAN     *[removed from spreadsheet]
87745244FIT BODY MOMS
87936499GREEDY MOB
88012223I REALLY DO CARE. DON’T U?
87353307JESUS CHRIST HAS A POSSE
85966116LIFE IS RAD
86422127LITTLE MINIS
88017126NO PLEASE.
78352442PUP DOG
88359327RIGHT COAST
88357132THE FINEST LIFE
86499286THE HAPPIEST CLOTHES ON EARTH
86450351THIS GUY LOVES A NURSE
78194955WARNING!!! I HAVE FULL BLOWN JESUS!!
88357045YOU CAN STOP ASKING WHEN I’M GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE NOW

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

Note: out of 229 abandoned applications this week, only 33 were NOT applicants from China. 85% of this week’s abandoned applications had applicants in China; most of them are the classic “keyboard smash” mix of letters that we see a lot from applicants in China, and every single one that I opened up had the same problem: an (apparently made-up) attorney named Jackson George. The USPTO flagged that he “does not appear to be a qualified U.S.-licensed attorney.”

Here’s an article about the ongoing trademark fraud scams, which includes a mention of “Jackson George”.  Glad to see some of these getting flushed out of the system!

98239299LARA TRUMP
90471427DO NOT DISTURB
99721458SERIAL CHILLERS
90617462MAGIC VIBES
90083723YOU GO YOU GET
90778963MAMA IS MY BOO
90540650CORSET OUTLET
90618020PLAYBALL
90628211SMILE DIARY
97300715WHOLE TEAM WINNIN’

 

And of the 33 non-China applications that were abandoned this week, over half were from two different individuals in Canada. They both used the same attorney, Abdul Wahab Akram, who ALSO got flagged as “does not appear to be a qualified U.S.-licensed attorney.”  Here are most of them; I don’t think any of these would have made it through anyway, since most of these words and phrases are … not owned by individuals in Canada. 😆 What a waste of money!

97860081ATTACK ON TITAN
97875319BETTY BOOP
97875357CALL OF DUTY
97860181GARFIELD
97875460HOLLOW KNIGHT
97875432KUNG FU PANDA
97868971LIL PEEP
97875415LILO AND STITCH
97875370MY LITTLE PONY
97860106SEINFELD
97868965SNOOPY
97860059SOUTH PARK
97875392SUPER MARIO
97875296THE SIMPSONS
97868968TOKYO GHOUL

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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