Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 601 freshly registered text trademarks; 528 fully cancelled text marks; and 16 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 98508914 | BE OUR GUEST | Owner is a company in India; unaffiliated with Beauty and the Beast. |
| 98867225 | CAR GUYS WIVES | Uggghh, ladies, please don’t identify yourselves by someone else’s interests! |
| 79408834 | CHARMANDER | But you aren’t using any Pokémon names anyway, RIGHT?? |
| 97183201 | DOWN FOR IT ALL | |
| 99428854 | ELEVATED HIPPIE | “Hippie” is showing up a lot lately. Do people not realize that the hippies are now the boomers? |
| 98912788 | GRANDPA NEEDS A BEER | Why are all specimens just text anymore? This should have a dippy little cartoon grandpa! |
| 99091436 | HELLA SNATCHED | shapewear, waist trainers, corsets. Personally, no thank you. |
| 98706914 | I’M NOT THE PLUG, I AM THE MF OUTLET! | Owner is a trucking company, which makes the phrase even more confusing. |
| 99440211 | IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DRINK AT THE CABIN | Same owner for all 3 of these “good day” marks … |
| 99439874 | IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DRINK BY THE POOL | … but it’s really a shame that the USPTO didn’t spot … |
| 99439832 | IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DRINK ON A BOAT | … that two of their specimens are mockups on the same base. (1, 2) |
| 98744389 | LITTLE PRICK | No specimen since it’s a foreign registration, but there’s my dippy cartoon mascot! |
| 98051552 | LIVE IN YOUR LIGHT | Just not the big light, it’s too bright. Maybe live in a nice warm-toned lamp. |
| 99276277 | MAKE AFROS GREAT AGAIN | |
| 98494461 | MEGA WARM | Feels like it should be merely descriptive. |
| 99379814 | MERRY CHRISTMAS BRUH | Specimen looks like a mockup, but I’d also penalize it for being so off-center. |
| 98338752 | MISADVENTURE LIFE | This doesn’t sound like the most pleasant life. |
| 98059919 | MUSCLE MOMMY | |
| 98917343 | NO FEELINGS | That’s maybe a bit excessive. We should all have feelings! |
| 98259626 | NOT FOR EVERYONE. | |
| 98901714 | PARALEGAL LIFE | Heyyy, a job I’ve had! Lots of fun research, and writing legalese. |
| 98482850 | PEACE & PILATES | I’ve never done Pilates, and I’ve never had peace. Coincidence? |
| 98699047 | RESPECT MY WORK | |
| 99438885 | SEXY SQUAD | They keep asking me to join. 😆 |
| 79422807 | STARLIGHT EXPRESS | I loved this musical when it came out in the ’80s! |
| 97908624 | TONE LIFE | “it’s more than apparel, it’s a daily reminder that your frequency shapes your reality.” |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 99337653 | BUSINESS BODYSUIT | Definitely dinged for being merely descriptive of the goods. |
| 99542301 | MAKE AMERICA GAMBLE AGAIN | “Again”? Seems with the prediction markets, gambling is HUGE these days. |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87564346 | A SOULFUL LIFE. |
| 87782530 | ALL IMPORTANT CHANGE HAPPENS FROM WITHIN |
| 88389397 | AMERICAN BABE |
| 87520295 | AMERICAN DOG |
| 88409986 | B-AMBITIOUS |
| 88267956 | BARS |
| 78407525 | BEE QWIK |
| 86671248 | BIG IN THE HOOD |
| 88085849 | BUILDING UP CHRIST’S KINGDOM |
| 78356804 | CALLIE GIRL |
| 87798313 | CAMO LIFE |
| 87600004 | CHAOS QUEEN |
| 88310276 | COASTAHOLIC |
| 88076786 | CREEP CULT |
| 85930883 | DID I SHAVE MY LEGS FOR THIS? |
| 87631668 | DON’T “DISS” ABILITIES |
| 87646743 | DUMB. |
| 87356384 | EVERY HEART IS RED |
| 86368740 | EZ-FLEX |
| 88247130 | FACE SWEATER |
| 88299689 | FIGHT. LOVE. REPEAT. |
| 88307446 | FRIENDSHIP IS THE NEW PRETTY |
| 88331082 | GOD IS CLUTCH |
| 78453220 | GOT COURAGE? |
| 88466963 | I CAN LAUGH IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH |
| 88090328 | IN IT. FOR EVERYONE. |
| 86380014 | IT’S A FARMERS LIFE |
| 87901035 | JUST A BALLER |
| 86406564 | KOOK OF THE DAY |
| 87825177 | LIFE IS EVIL |
| 88084373 | LIFE’S A GAMBLE |
| 87208288 | LITTLE BRAT |
| 87502422 | LIVE LIKE IT |
| 88073797 | MADE FOR |
| 88381532 | MAKE ‘EM COUNT! |
| 87781614 | MAMA LAMA |
| 87204810 | MERRY CHRISTMAS YA |
| 88216076 | MOMINATOR |
| 88331690 | MUDDY MAMAS |
| 88224834 | MUDDY PRINCESS |
| 87255858 | NERDZ LIFE |
| 86476058 | NO APPROVAL REQUIRED |
| 78322800 | ONE BAD BITCH |
| 86378550 | PAPAYA |
| 87600039 | RAISING GIRLS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87600058 | RAISING LEGENDS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88408580 | SAY NO TO PLASTIC |
| 88138774 | SCHOOL COLORS |
| 87903185 | SHOOTERS SHOOT |
| 88055430 | SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE |
| 78052204 | SLEEP SACK |
| 87810024 | STAY GIFTED |
| 87871118 | STAY RAW |
| 87629394 | STAY SEXY | STAY HEALTHY | STAY FIT |
| 86573990 | TURN UP YOUR AWESOME |
| 88153295 | TWO A SAURUS *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88395887 | UNLUCKY WEIRDOS |
| 88220957 | WOKE THERAPISTS |
| 88008158 | YOU CAN’T TRUMP GOD |
| 88480295 | YOU WAKE UP, YOU WORK OUT |
| 87949226 | YOUTHFUL & DYNAMIC |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99552280 | DOPE MOTO KIDS |
| 99201162 | DOPE MOTO PARENTS |
| 99580648 | IT’S YOUR TURN |
| 99443614 | JUST FEEL IT |
| 99095538 | JUST FIX IT |
| 99369400 | OUR ROOTS ARE WILD |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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