Numbers for the week in class 025: This week, there were 491 freshly registered text trademarks; 340 fully cancelled text marks; and 13 applications were abandoned before reaching the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 90549446 | 50S | Besides the various aches and pains the 50s are great so far! |
| 98812849 | AGENTS OF GOD | Does he need multiple agents? One for his books, one for TV/movies, one for public speaking? |
| 99038454 | BASEBALL CULTURE | |
| 98414950 | BIRDIE SLAYER | Of course it’s a golf thing. Isn’t it always a golf thing? |
| 99265065 | BLACK SPORTS MOMS | |
| 98206716 | BUZZ LIGHTYEAR | Joins 2 previous registrations, to add more goods. |
| 99167877 | COOL CHRISTIAN | Reminder: if you have to tell everyone you are, then you aren’t. |
| 98180453 | DIY GODDESS | Specimens are all ornamental text on objects, and they all include the wrong-to-use ® symbol. |
| 99152271 | DOUGHNUTS & DEADLIFTS | I can get 50% of the way there by just eating the doughnuts. |
| 98010750 | GET YOUR A** OUTSIDE | But it’s cold! And rainy! And my ass is comfy indoors! |
| 98136381 | GOOD NEIGHBOR | Won’t you be my neighbor? |
| 99164387 | I HAVE THE NEXT BILLION DOLLAR IDEA | You’d think if you had billion dollar ideas, you’d make better branding than a flimsy iron-on neck label. [shrug emoji] |
| 99170368 | I HAVE THE NEXT MILLION DOLLAR IDEA | Same criticism. |
| 98686730 | I NEED A MINUTE. | Don’t we all? |
| 98682045 | LAZY GENIUS | Love the new psychology that says “there’s no such thing as laziness.” |
| 99154511 | LITTLE BITTY | Teeny weeny! |
| 99166430 | MOM KNOWS BALL | Hits very different when you always read “ball” as “testicle.” |
| 99281718 | NU | Not the Greek letter; it’s owned by Northwestern University. |
| 97671617 | PARTY BOY | |
| 99041044 | REGULAR AMERICAN | As opposed to those irregular Americans they want to get rid of? |
| 98936263 | RICH WITCH | |
| 98425562 | THIS GIRL CAN | They already have other registrations. And they DO go after designs of “THIS GIRL CAN [OTHER WORD]”. |
| 79419308 | WE ARE FOR BALLS | Yep, just me over here, picturing testicles again. |
| 99173807 | WE’RE ALL PRETTY GIRLS | All of us. Even the boys. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98764080 | APPALACHIAN GIRLS | |
| 99130552 | BECOME A LOVER | Don’t mind if i do. |
| 99242661 | BIBLESOCKS | They applied for the Supplemental Register right off the bat! |
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87538219 | 911 JESUS |
| 87849989 | [PRIME LIFE] |
| 87939586 | A. HUMAN |
| 86331641 | BE NICE TO ME MY WIFE IS PREGNANT |
| 86210092 | BEBOP |
| 87554387 | CREATE A DOPE LIFE |
| 88161571 | DALLAS PRIDE |
| 87278317 | DREAM BIG LITTLE ONE *[removed from spreadsheet] |
| 88246198 | EMBODIED GREATNESS |
| 87773912 | FAILURE IS NOT THE PROBLEM |
| 88057209 | FEAST OR FAMINE |
| 86420204 | GOD’S WORD SHALL ALWAYS RULE |
| 87601710 | HEALTHY CHILDREN LEAD TO HAPPY MOMS |
| 88164753 | I DON’T DO BUDGETS. |
| 87633522 | LIVE THE LEGAL LIFE |
| 88223209 | MEAN ARROGANT GREEDY ABUSER |
| 86425968 | MILITANT OPTIMIST |
| 86762875 | ODOR GUARD |
| 87093535 | OFF-DUTY MODEL/ON-DUTY CITIZEN |
| 87690129 | ORGANICALLY AMERICAN |
| 87863884 | SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE |
| 74403793 | SPEED ZONE |
| 86354430 | STRESS IS EVIL |
| 86331637 | THE MAN BEHIND THE BUMP |
| 87803647 | VEGAN ON THE WEEKEND |
| 77861461 | WE DID IT! |
| 87301775 | WEED SQUAD |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 99287872 | RAD TECH ARTIST |
| 99448491 | REEL GOOD LIFE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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