MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP!

Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks – September 6, 13, and 20, 2022

I somehow timed my vacation perfectly (😬) to span two Tuesdays, so now that I’m back I’m going over three weeks at once. (Had a lovely time, thank you for asking!) I also just got my flu shot AND the bivalent C19 booster yesterday, so today’s all about sore arms. I’m going to curate fewer of the weird ones than I usually would, and it’ll be lighter on the commentary.

For this period, there were 1,968 newly registered trademarks in class 025, and 759 old marks were cancelled.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS

2 BABIES
100% PICKLE [supplemental]
ACT BLACK
ANALOG THE ORIGINAL NON-BINARY
BE A BETTER YOU. – Always good advice.
BE WEIRD BE RUDE STAY ALIVE – Even better advice. Weird & rude have worked for me for 50 years!
BEASTMODE – Yes, Marshawn Lynch owns it.
BOAT BABE
BOSS – Hugo Boss’s 6th text mark in class 025, covering a few more goods.
BREAKING THE BANK
CALIFORNIA COWBOY
CAPTURE THE FLAG
COME FIND ME BIGFOOT – We can meet up under the pines.
COUNT OUR BLACK VOTES
DARK
DREAMBOATS
EDUCATE YOURSELF
ÉNRICHÉD ÉN MÉLANIN
EVERY DAY IS HUMP DAY [supplemental] – If you’re a camel, yeah, I guess?
EVERY SOUL HAS A PURPOSE
EXTRA SAUCE
FAITH DEFINES US
FARMERS MARKET
FATHERHOOD FRATERNITY – This is the first mark on the spreadsheet to start with “father.” 🤔
FOODIE – Goods: Bibs, not of paper; Silicone baby bibs.
GHETTOLICIOUS
GO DO DANGEROUS SHIT
GREEN VIBES ONLY
HAPPY DAZE
HBCU PRIDE
HEAD DOWN
HONEST
HUMAN HERO
I AM A MASTERPIECE [supplemental]
ICE BABY
IF YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY YOU SHOULD – I like this advice! But I hate it as an ornamental frivolous trademark!
INK. CREATE. LOVE.
INSPIRE STATE OF MIND
INTELLECTUAL BALLER
JERSEY TOUGH
LAX LIKE A GIRL
LEGENDS
LESS MONEY MORE LOVE – Or, hear me out here: more money AND more love?
LIKABLE
LIL BABY
LIL MA – These two have different owners!
LIVE LIFE FREE
LOVE WHAT YOU LOVE – Such as … more money.
MAKE WEEKENDS LONGER – I don’t think this is advocating for a 4-day work week, but IT SHOULD BE.
MALLRAT
MIAMI – The goods are all shoes & footwear.
MORE SKILL LESS KILL
MR SHITHEAD – No period after MR, just like in Dr Pepper.
MY BRAIN HAS TOO MANY TABS OPEN. – I’m definitely feeling this vibe. But it’s another ornamental mark. 🤢
NOT SALTY
OCTOPI
OLDORABLE
OPENER
PARTY GUARD
PRAY FOR HIM
PRETTY CEO
PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION
QUIT WHINING
RANDOM IDIOT
RARE COMMODITY
REAL ESTATE LADIES ROCK
RELAXED + POWERFUL – Ah, a nice pair of things to aspire to, since I’m not either.
REP
RESPONSIBLE & RATCHET – At least I’m the first part. (I don’t think I’m the second?)
RHOMBUS – Now this one fits me! (Though I’m really more of a square.)
SASSENACH TARTAN
SEAMS
SLIMEBALL – Not sure who would wear this on a shirt. I kind of want to meet them.
SNEAKER VETERAN
SOCIETY OF LONERS
SPICY BUNNY
STAY WITCHY – Ugh, right in time for Halloween.
SUCCESS
SUNSHINE RAISED
THAT AIN’T BAD
THE WARDEN
THERE IS NO TEAM WITHOUT ME – There’s also no team without meat.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!
TRUST THE UNIVERSE
UP TO SOMETHING
VEILED
VIRUS
WOMEN WANT ME FISH FEAR ME
WRITE YOUR STORY – 🎵 Who lives, who dies, who tells your story! 🎵
YOU CAN GO HOME NOW
YUCKY

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

26.2
ALBATROSS
ARMED & FABULOUS
BABES N BOWS
BARON VON FANCY
BE NON HUMAN
BIGS
BINKIES
BUILT ON STRENGTH
CLASSICALLY BEAUTIFUL
COULD BE WORSE
CRANIUM
CRIME PARTNER
DEFY
DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS YOUR GENIUS
DON’T DRINK & DRONE
DREAM PLAY IMAGINE
DUNGEON DEFENDERS
EAT. SLEEP. QUILT.
FLYING DUTCHMAN
FORGET PRINCESS, CALL ME PRESIDENT
GET BREWED!
GET FOCUS
GET YOUR FAME ON
GLO
GOD IS NOW
GOOD MORNING UNIVERSE
GRANDPA SINCE…
GRENADIER
HARD LUCK
HECKUVA
HIP HOP MINDSET
HOT FAT
HUNT THIS
I AM CHAOS
I BET I HAD FUN
I WEAR MY HAIR IN ITS NATURAL STATE
I’M JUST HERE FOR THE SAVASANA * removed from spreadsheet
I’M THE DADDY
IT’S A FRESH WATER THING
JUST BUZZ IT
KETCHUP N’ MUSTARD
KINFOLK
LEVEL THE FIELD
LITTLE WISHES
LIVE OUTSIDE
LUX
MADE BY BIG DREAMS
MARIJUANA IS NOT A CRIME * removed from spreadsheet
MISS SPIDER
MY SWEAT TELLS MY STORY – 🎵 Who lives, who dies, sweat tells your story. 🎵
NOMAD TRIBE
NUTSHELL
PEEP SHOW
PLAY HEALTHY GET WEALTHY
PREMATURE MILLIONAIRE
PURE EVIL
RIDE LIKE A MOTHER
SANTA’S BEST
SEA DREAM
SEX LIFE
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING WINE BOTTLES
SOUTHERN GENTRY
STOMPOSAURUS * removed from spreadsheet
SUMMONED BY NATURE
SWIRL LIFE
THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW
THIS IS WHAT A REALLY COOL DAD LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A REALLY COOL GRANDMA LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A REALLY COOL GRANDPA LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT A REALLY COOL MOM LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD’S GREATEST… …LOOKS LIKE
TROUT SLAYER
TRUCK IT!
TWO MAN WOLF PACK
UNMERCIFUL
USE RESPONSIBLY
WAVE HOG
WE’RE ALL ATHLETES
WISH BIG
YOU CAN’T BLEND WITH US

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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