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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks – June 7, 2022

We have 810 newly registered trademarks in class 025 this week, and a beefy 354 cancellations. Both curated lists are on the long side. And get ready for quite a few new one-word marks!

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS

ALL BLACKS – I’m not sure I’ve ever watched a rugby match!
B ROYAL B YOU
BACK TO CALI
BLAME MARY JANE
BLEU [Supplemental] – Sacre bleu, mon dieu!
CLEVER IDIOTS
CRISP
DOLE WHIP – Dang it, now I want a Dole Whip. At Disneyland. Right over by the Jungle Cruise.
DOOMED SINCE BIRTH
EXCELLENCE
FAVE
FREE ASSEMBLY
FRODO – The owners of Tolkien’s rights are registering more and more marks!
GLOOMY
GOOD THINGS ARE HERE
HBCU KNOW
HOME IS
HOMER – Goods: scarves.
I CAME HERE TO WIN – I didn’t come here to make friends!
I’D RATHER BE GOLFING – Terrible specimen, weird list of goods.
JESUS IS THE VIBE
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH – With a terrible handmade specimen from eBay!
KEEP THIS REPUBLIC
LIFE’S BETTER WITH RUM
LIVE LIFE WILD
MAKE AMERICA THE UNITED STATES AGAIN (MATUSA) – I don’t think the states will ever really be united.
ME. MY BODY. MY BUSINESS.
MELANIN MONARCHS
MISCHIEF MATES
MY WINE HAT – Goods: hats. (Unsurprisingly.)
NORTH SHORE GIRLS – Hanging out with the east end boys.
OUR REPUBLIC FOR ALL
PAY ME IN BITCOIN – I was given some crypto for my birthday. It promptly tanked. 😆
POKÉ BALL – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
POUND THE PAVEMENT – It’s like old Boomer advice on how to get a job!
PROUD ACTOR
QUEENS ON THE GREENS – The specimen is golf-centered, but I hear “greens” and think salad.
READY FOR PEACE
ROAM – If you want to. Roam around the world!
SALTY HOOKERS FISHING
SAVAGE SHARK – Do do do do do do…
SHY PRINCESS
SODA CITY
STRONGER THAN I FEEL [Supplemental]
THAT T-SHIRT GIRL
THAT’S HER
THE MUMSIE
THE TRIGGERED PATRIOT – But … I thought only those snowflake libs got triggered?
TO BE SINGLE OR NOT TO BE
TOGETHER STRONG
TRACKSUIT TUESDAY – Why do I picture a tracksuit as leisure wear, not exercise wear?
TRIBESMEN
TWO MAD WHORES – But are they angry-mad, or insane-mad?
VESSEL OF GRACE
VICTORY SPORTS
VOLLEY CLUB
WAFFLE LOVERS CLUB – Owned by Vans shoes.
WASTE TIME WISELY
WICKED SMART – But pronounced “wicked smaaaaaht.”
WIRED DIFFERENTLY – Aww yeah, neurodivergents represent!
YETI
YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE – A song that makes me think of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

 

PART 1-B: Older Marks I Found & Added to the Spreadsheet

ASTRONAUT
DUMB WAYS TO DIE
I CAN’T KEEP CALM I’M THREE – I had the two version, but not the three version.
LIFE IS SHORT DRINK GOOD BEER [Supplemental]
SWADDLE UP

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

#EATING
ALIEN REPUBLIC
ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT!
ASK ME ABOUT MY…
BATON LIFE
BE INVINCIBLE
BEAUTIFUL CLUB
BETWEEN DREAMS
BOHEMIAN SOCIETY
CELEBRATE BEING DIFFERENT
CHASINGJESUS
CRUISE CLUB
DO ALL THAT YOU CAN DO, BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU CAN DO
DUDES BEING DUDES
EATING FOR TWO * [Removed from spreadsheet]
FANCY HOOKERS
FEEL LIBERATED
GET A LITTLE TWISTED
GODLIKE
GODSON
HELLO WEEKEND
I AM AN INSPIRATION
I CAN’T KEEP CALM I’M TWO * [Removed from spreadsheet]
IN WINE WE LUST
JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME
KARMA MAFIA
KINDNESS IS THE NEW BLACK
LOVE EACH ONE
MONEY JUST MAKE IT
MONKEY STRONG
MY HEART BELONGS TO…
MY LIFE’S A SATURDAY
PAWS
PEACE THE FINAL FRONTIER
PLAYING FOR GOD’S TEAM
REPUBLIC OF GREAT MEN
RIGA
SHARE A SMILE
STAY ALPHA.
STOP TAKING YOURSELF SO SERIOUSLY!
STOP THE PARTY I’M NOT HAVING FUN
SURVIVING THE DREAM
THE SQUAD
THIS DUDE * [Removed from spreadsheet]
TOTALLY SANE
TWIRL LIFE
UNDERCOVER MAMA
WE ONLY SMOKE THE GOOD STUFF
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
WON’T LET YOU DOWN
YOUNG CADET
ZERO FUX
ZONE OUT

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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