Numbers for the week: In class 025, there were 504 newly registered text marks; 229 cancelled text marks; and 160 applications for text marks were abandoned before they reached the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97069876 | ASS IS | Yeah, my ass is a lot of things. |
| 98673518 | BACKROADS | |
| 98560644 | BIRTHPLACE OF VOLLEYBALL | Today I learned! It’s the YMCA in Holyoke, Massachusetts. |
| 98677614 | BOW CREW | Arrow hunter stuff, not boating or hair bows. |
| 98654331 | CAMP & CO. | |
| 98146462 | CHECK ON YOUR PEOPLE | Yes! Please do regularly check on your peeps. |
| 98674977 | CUCUMBERDAY | Sometimes you need to eat an entire cucumber. |
| 98659651 | FOR SURE. | Common phrase, but they do at least appear to use it as a brand. |
| 98649421 | GET LOUD VEGAS | I don’t think Vegas needs to be told. |
| 98092385 | GIRL, I BELIEVE IN YOU. | |
| 98222370 | GOT CENSORSHIP? | Not as much as y’all in the USA have these days! |
| 98504497 | HOST | Appears to be a gym in California. You can, of course, use this common English word in phrases. |
| 97871645 | MONEY OVER DEATH | Yeah, I think we’d almost all prefer money over death. |
| 98088969 | MY JUNK | We’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you. |
| 97594786 | NOTABADGUY | So this isn’t Billie Eilish, I guess. |
| 97691184 | OUR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR | The specimen is kind of hilariously awful. |
| 98670430 | OUT FOR RECESS | |
| 98696259 | PICASSO | Owner is some company in China. |
| 98493954 | REAL | |
| 98788332 | TEAM CANADA | Owner: Maple Leaf Wrestling Inc. |
| 98596190 | U.S. FUTSAL | FYI, futsal is an indoor hard-court soccer game. |
| 98561818 | UPTOWN HIPPIE | |
| 98671591 | VIRGINIA IS FOR MOUNTAIN LOVERS | And also just for the regular lovers, I’ve heard. |
| 97904027 | WHAT? NOOO WAAAY! | I’ve followed this guy on the TikTok for ages! |
| 98087771 | YOU REAP WHAT YOU SURF |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
There was only one Supplemental mark registered this week, and I didn’t feel it was worth curating!
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
Today’s quiz: what type of creature is this newly registered trademark? As always, the answer is down below!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87188066 | 11/10THS |
| 87813632 | ADVOCATE LIKE A MOTHER |
| 87796393 | AND COMFORT |
| 87627720 | BADASS BOSS |
| 87332189 | BE SOMETHING WONDERFUL |
| 87732069 | BEAUTIFULLY WARM |
| 76468823 | BLUE ONE |
| 87701946 | BOOB SHARK |
| 87405624 | CHEF GEAR |
| 86217842 | CHOOSE YOUR CROWN |
| 87652838 | DANCE GARDEN |
| 87621326 | DIVIDED WE STAND |
| 87077736 | DRESS FOR LIFE |
| 86194818 | ENJOY THE PACE |
| 86077714 | FIND THE CURE * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 85971779 | FUHGIDABOWDIT |
| 85968331 | GET YOUR BOW ON! |
| 87497958 | HIPPIE BIKER CHICK |
| 87809037 | I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOU |
| 87176005 | I ONLY MAKE BOYS * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87325445 | IN GAMING WE TRUST GAMERS ROCK |
| 87509826 | INVISI-SEAM |
| 87789812 | IT’S ABOUT WE |
| 87199736 | KIDS LIVES MATTER * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 86968047 | LIFE IS BETTER LOCAL IN YOUR BACKYARD |
| 87358630 | LIFE’S A RIVER |
| 87809018 | LOVE THE SHAPE YOU’RE IN |
| 85955397 | LOVE UNLEASHED |
| 87809789 | NOISE IS MUSIC |
| 87817055 | OREGANIC STATE |
| 87811670 | RELAX MY DADDY |
| 87832427 | RELAX MY MOMMY |
| 87811674 | RELAX MY UNCLE |
| 87773046 | REMAIN HUMBLE |
| 90151033 | RUN YOUR RACE |
| 86221212 | SALT LEGEND |
| 87776256 | SEXY YET SAVAGE |
| 78309395 | SHINY STAR |
| 87350905 | SOPHISTICATED PETTY |
| 86409315 | STRETCH YOUR HEAD |
| 86193727 | TRADITIONAL PEOPLE |
| 87305658 | WIRELESS LIFE |
| 87483127 | YUKON |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 90046924 | 5 MORE SLEEPS ‘TIL CHRISTMAS |
| 98253579 | BOLD HIJAB |
| 98257502 | BRAIN INJURED BADASS |
| 98262345 | CADDYHACK |
| 97574632 | CALL YOU TOMORROW |
| 98252314 | DO AS I DO |
| 90796766 | DOPE NERD |
| 98256460 | DRINKLEBALL |
| 98127995 | EARLY AND OFTEN |
| 98255245 | ETERNAL SOULS |
| 98254225 | EVER PRINCESS |
| 97848187 | FIGHT LIKE CRAZY |
| 97184466 | FOR ALL YOUR LADY BUMPS. |
| 98251476 | HALL OF FAME WORTHY |
| 98251738 | HELLA BUD |
| 98258578 | HOWDY ANGEL |
| 98261458 | I NEED 20 |
| 98244687 | IMA PLAYER |
| 97256358 | MENACE CLUB |
| 97258605 | MILQUETOAST & CO. |
| 98260449 | MONEY IS MY ANTIDEPRESSANT |
| 98036290 | ‘N IT |
| 98261541 | NO STRANGERS |
| 98231230 | ONLY GOD ABOVE ME |
| 98242383 | PROTECT YOUR KARMA |
| 98264611 | SHERLOCK STONES |
| 98248084 | THAT’S WHY I LIKE IT |
| 98252781 | THIS COULD BE GOOD. |
| 97859592 | THIS IS WHO WE ARE |
| 97564975 | TUESDAY NIGHT GAMING |
| 98231304 | WANNA BUILD A PUZZLE |
| 98544685 | WE LOVE US |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Answer to the Part 1-C quiz, per the owner’s description: “The mark consists of a three-dimensional fanciful eagle head with feathers and gems.” I never would have guessed “eagle” myself — it looks more like a smirking alien!
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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