Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 563 newly registered text marks, 474 cancelled text marks, and 144 applications were abandoned before they reached the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97742625 | ALABASTER | This makes me want to re-read The Fifth Season. |
| 98487654 | BE WEIRD BE YOU | Don’t mind if I do! |
| 97335713 | BECAUSE THEY MATTER | Whoever they are, they do indeed matter. |
| 97521309 | BRATS CLUB | |
| 98502454 | CALI RAISED | |
| 98716025 | CELEBRATE THE LITTLE WINS | Don’t mind if I do! |
| 98719452 | CHAOTIC SEA COW | “I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.” |
| 98523477 | DEAD PEDOS DON’T REOFFEND | A grim and violent name for your brand? |
| 98730595 | DEFENSIVE DAD | |
| 98975601 | DO YOUR THING GIRL | |
| 98328880 | FIGHT OR FIGHT | My eyes want to read the second as FLIGHT, but they’re both just FIGHT. |
| 98446778 | GET SLOPPY | Don’t mind if I don’t! |
| 98702935 | GIVE & TAKE | |
| 98730748 | HUNT | You can, of course, use common words like this in phrases. |
| 98715947 | I AM NOT CUTE | But that’s OK, because I’m a chaotic sea cow. |
| 98186722 | I SEE CHRIST IN YOU | |
| 90560124 | JOHN WICK | Legit, owner is Summit Entertainment. |
| 97875395 | KEYS LIFE | As in Florida Keys, not as in unlocking things keys. |
| 90572984 | LIVE LOVE LOUNGE | |
| 98530132 | LOONIES | I’ve fallen so in love with 1€ and 2€ coins. |
| 98672386 | LOVE FOR OUR GAME | |
| 98711523 | MORAL AUTHORITY | Anyone who wears a shirt with this on it probably deserves a kick in the shins. |
| 98387332 | MORE SHOTS MORE FUN | I’ve consumed maybe 5 shots in my entire life. |
| 97667489 | NEVER F*CKING GIVE UP | |
| 98088979 | NICE JUNK | Why thank you! We all have our junk, and my junk is you. |
| 98014571 | NICE TO HAVE | One of my most recent “nice to have” items: an electric pepper grinder. |
| 98726744 | NOT EXACTLY ANGELS | |
| 98526571 | PROST Y’ALL! | |
| 88233967 | SPACE COMMAND | Sounds like an organization, but it’s a Zazzle store. |
| 88924789 | SPRINKLE | Always makes me think of “tinkle”. |
| 97715890 | STAY SHADY | Don’t mind if I do! |
| 98109166 | YOU ARE LOVED | Goods: jackets, jeans, t-shirts, clothing tops. |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98153915 | BORN IN BLACK | We do need more goth babies in the world. |
| 90553216 | CATCHIN’ TURKEYS | |
| 98657401 | THE LAKE STATE | A Michigan company. Is Michigan “the lake state”? |
PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
If you didn’t already know, almost all fraternity and sorority names are protected! The difficulty is that Greek letters don’t show as the text of a word mark, so they’re illustrated marks instead. Here’s an example from the search results for Phi Beta Sigma:

The “Wordmark” field (highlighted) is completely empty, and this is classified as a type 2 mark: “an illustrated mark without any words, letters, or numbers.” Despite the fact that it contains three letters! So your best bet on how to find these is to look at the owner name, which will usually be the spelled-out letters — “Phi Beta Sigma” instead of Φ Β Σ.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87648494 | #BLINDAF |
| 87643714 | A BIKINI KINDA LIFE |
| 79180252 | ADVENTURE LAB |
| 87473110 | ALOHALICIOUS |
| 87833605 | ALWAYS COLD CLUB |
| 87877554 | AUTISM ACCEPTANCE * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87571773 | BASKETBALLISM |
| 87312939 | BEE DELIGHTFUL |
| 87846319 | BILLIONAIRE COMING SOON |
| 73408475 | BLACK SHEEP |
| 87932231 | BRILLIANT MAMA |
| 86794782 | CHRIST IS COUNTING ON YOU |
| 85740092 | DEDICATE TO DOMINATE |
| 86511669 | DEFEND USA |
| 87783195 | DEFINED BY ALOHA |
| 87138638 | DEMON KING |
| 87743621 | DO NOT DISTURB GRANDPA IS RESTING HIS EYES – Goods: socks. |
| 87919490 | DON’T CALL IT HOTLANTA |
| 87657788 | FABULOUSLY SIZED |
| 87316252 | GET AWKWARD |
| 87842238 | GET YOUR BASS IN THE BOAT |
| 87838092 | GO WHERE THE LOVE IS |
| 87310570 | GRIND AND BE GRATEFUL |
| 87918648 | HOCKEY PANT SHORT |
| 87268006 | IF YOU CAN READ THIS GET ME A BEER – Goods: socks. |
| 87930326 | KING BALLERS |
| 85783297 | KITTY CLUB |
| 87978607 | LIVE PLAY FEEL |
| 87734649 | LOCAL BEER MATTERS |
| 87703084 | LOVE THE WAY YOU LIVE |
| 86839222 | MIND BODY TRAIN |
| 87802608 | MOUNTAIN BREAK |
| 87461785 | MUTHALOVER |
| 86241937 | NEVER ALONE |
| 87833387 | NEVER CHILDREN |
| 87847366 | NOT A FAN |
| 86150920 | OCEAN BEACH SURF |
| 87759225 | ODD BODY |
| 87838426 | OH HONEY |
| 87749674 | OLD FIGHTER PILOTS |
| 87747390 | ONCE A CHEERLEADER NOW THE BOSS |
| 87372857 | OOPS! YOUR HYPOCRISY IS SHOWING. |
| 87656126 | PDX NATIVE |
| 87807268 | POND LIFE |
| 87853230 | PRANK CANDLES |
| 87851831 | RARE KINGS |
| 86841779 | RIDE & SHINE |
| 87186810 | RIDE HIS WAVE |
| 87555933 | SANGRIA |
| 87621462 | SECRET SISTERHOOD |
| 87610690 | SHE RIDES FOR ME |
| 87765258 | SHOOT YOUR SHOT |
| 87158723 | SMART, POWERFUL & BEAUTIFUL |
| 86269488 | SOCCER & COMPANY |
| 87213960 | STRANGE PLACE AND TIME |
| 87847477 | STRONG AT EVERY LEVEL |
| 87854428 | THE GOOD LIFE HAS ARRIVED. |
| 87569761 | THE YOGA SQUAD |
| 87662315 | THEM AGAINST YOU |
| 87128929 | TIPSY BARTENDER |
| 87601487 | TRAIN. PLAY. LIVE. |
| 87848747 | TRUST THE VIBE |
| 87824247 | WILD RICH KIDS |
| 87402917 | WILD(ISH) CHILD |
| 87978427 | WIN YOUR MOMENT |
| 87119918 | WITCH & WITCH * [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87511633 | WOMEN OF WEED |
| 87336919 | WORK HARDER GO FARTHER |
| 87422614 | WORN & WEATHERED |
| 86157732 | YOU CAN’T BUY BROTHERHOOD |
| 87978606 | YOU’RE ALIVE |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97605792 | A CODE OF SILENCE |
| 98321778 | ANOTHER STONE THAT THE BUILDERS REJECTED. |
| 98364290 | ANTI AGING CLUB |
| 98547436 | ANTI GOLF GOLF CLUB |
| 98295646 | BALLIN’ ONA BUDGET |
| 98001382 | BIG JESUS ENERGY BJE |
| 98647134 | BORN II GOAT |
| 97451302 | BOUGIE BITCH |
| 98603249 | BUFFALOISH |
| 98345571 | CAMPING HAIR DON’T CARE |
| 98603945 | CHILDREN OF THE CORNBREAD |
| 98316734 | DOG FRIENDLY. PEOPLE TOLERANT. |
| 98307199 | DON’T SUCK BE KIND |
| 90710190 | ELEGANT TOMBOY |
| 98188541 | EVERYONE LOVES THE WEEKEND |
| 98603982 | EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY |
| 98311453 | EVIL EMPIRE |
| 98317941 | I AM HERE FOR THE MOUSE |
| 98313512 | I DON’T OWE YOU JACK |
| 98314978 | IGNORANCE IS NOT AN OPTION |
| 98306711 | IN PINK WE TRUST |
| 98275216 | MAKING EXCEPTIONAL POSSIBLE. |
| 97590897 | MOST LIKELY TO |
| 98603953 | MY DAD HAD COOL ALBUMS |
| 98603978 | OBVIOUSLY OBLIVIOUS |
| 98406007 | PIPELINE IS FOR THE FUCKING GIRLS |
| 98308404 | PRAY N’ GRIND |
| 98727337 | PROVERBS 3:3 |
| 98303708 | RAIN SHIELD |
| 98603983 | REPLACE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH |
| 98194919 | SHIFT GRIP SOCKS |
| 98317799 | STRESS OUT PEACE IN |
| 98307160 | STUPIDITY IS NOT AN OPTION |
| 98603975 | TEACHERS DESERVE MORE |
| 98310557 | TEAM EMPTY COOLER |
| 98314628 | THAT’S A BIG OLE BOOGER |
| 98308843 | WE MAY BE LITTLE, BUT OUR VOICES ARE BIG! |
| 97254515 | YOUNG GO GETTERS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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