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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks in class 025 – 20 May 2025

Numbers for the week in class 025: there were 563 newly registered text marks, 474 cancelled text marks, and 144 applications were abandoned before they reached the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

97742625ALABASTERThis makes me want to re-read The Fifth Season.
98487654BE WEIRD BE YOUDon’t mind if I do!
97335713BECAUSE THEY MATTERWhoever they are, they do indeed matter.
97521309BRATS CLUB
98502454CALI RAISED
98716025CELEBRATE THE LITTLE WINSDon’t mind if I do!
98719452CHAOTIC SEA COW“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.”
98523477DEAD PEDOS DON’T REOFFENDA grim and violent name for your brand?
98730595DEFENSIVE DAD
98975601DO YOUR THING GIRL
98328880FIGHT OR FIGHTMy eyes want to read the second as FLIGHT, but they’re both just FIGHT.
98446778GET SLOPPYDon’t mind if I don’t!
98702935GIVE & TAKE
98730748HUNTYou can, of course, use common words like this in phrases.
98715947I AM NOT CUTEBut that’s OK, because I’m a chaotic sea cow.
98186722I SEE CHRIST IN YOU
90560124JOHN WICKLegit, owner is Summit Entertainment.
97875395KEYS LIFEAs in Florida Keys, not as in unlocking things keys.
90572984LIVE LOVE LOUNGE
98530132LOONIESI’ve fallen so in love with 1€ and 2€ coins.
98672386LOVE FOR OUR GAME
98711523MORAL AUTHORITYAnyone who wears a shirt with this on it probably deserves a kick in the shins.
98387332MORE SHOTS MORE FUNI’ve consumed maybe 5 shots in my entire life.
97667489NEVER F*CKING GIVE UP
98088979NICE JUNKWhy thank you! We all have our junk, and my junk is you.
98014571NICE TO HAVEOne of my most recent “nice to have” items: an electric pepper grinder.
98726744NOT EXACTLY ANGELS
98526571PROST Y’ALL!
88233967SPACE COMMANDSounds like an organization, but it’s a Zazzle store.
88924789SPRINKLEAlways makes me think of “tinkle”.
97715890STAY SHADYDon’t mind if I do!
98109166YOU ARE LOVEDGoods: jackets, jeans, t-shirts, clothing tops.

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

98153915BORN IN BLACKWe do need more goth babies in the world.
90553216CATCHIN’ TURKEYS
98657401THE LAKE STATEA Michigan company. Is Michigan “the lake state”?

 


PART 1-C: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK

If you didn’t already know, almost all fraternity and sorority names are protected! The difficulty is that Greek letters don’t show as the text of a word mark, so they’re illustrated marks instead. Here’s an example from the search results for Phi Beta Sigma:

Search result including Phi Beta Sigma mark

The “Wordmark” field (highlighted) is completely empty, and this is classified as a type 2 mark: “an illustrated mark without any words, letters, or numbers.” Despite the fact that it contains three letters!  So your best bet on how to find these is to look at the owner name, which will usually be the spelled-out letters — “Phi Beta Sigma” instead of Φ Β Σ.

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

87648494#BLINDAF
87643714A BIKINI KINDA LIFE
79180252ADVENTURE LAB
87473110ALOHALICIOUS
87833605ALWAYS COLD CLUB
87877554AUTISM ACCEPTANCE     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87571773BASKETBALLISM
87312939BEE DELIGHTFUL
87846319BILLIONAIRE COMING SOON
73408475BLACK SHEEP
87932231BRILLIANT MAMA
86794782CHRIST IS COUNTING ON YOU
85740092DEDICATE TO DOMINATE
86511669DEFEND USA
87783195DEFINED BY ALOHA
87138638DEMON KING
87743621DO NOT DISTURB GRANDPA IS RESTING HIS EYES     – Goods: socks.
87919490DON’T CALL IT HOTLANTA
87657788FABULOUSLY SIZED
87316252GET AWKWARD
87842238GET YOUR BASS IN THE BOAT
87838092GO WHERE THE LOVE IS
87310570GRIND AND BE GRATEFUL
87918648HOCKEY PANT SHORT
87268006IF YOU CAN READ THIS GET ME A BEER     – Goods: socks.
87930326KING BALLERS
85783297KITTY CLUB
87978607LIVE PLAY FEEL
87734649LOCAL BEER MATTERS
87703084LOVE THE WAY YOU LIVE
86839222MIND BODY TRAIN
87802608MOUNTAIN BREAK
87461785MUTHALOVER
86241937NEVER ALONE
87833387NEVER CHILDREN
87847366NOT A FAN
86150920OCEAN BEACH SURF
87759225ODD BODY
87838426OH HONEY
87749674OLD FIGHTER PILOTS
87747390ONCE A CHEERLEADER NOW THE BOSS
87372857OOPS! YOUR HYPOCRISY IS SHOWING.
87656126PDX NATIVE
87807268POND LIFE
87853230PRANK CANDLES
87851831RARE KINGS
86841779RIDE & SHINE
87186810RIDE HIS WAVE
87555933SANGRIA
87621462SECRET SISTERHOOD
87610690SHE RIDES FOR ME
87765258SHOOT YOUR SHOT
87158723SMART, POWERFUL & BEAUTIFUL
86269488SOCCER & COMPANY
87213960STRANGE PLACE AND TIME
87847477STRONG AT EVERY LEVEL
87854428THE GOOD LIFE HAS ARRIVED.
87569761THE YOGA SQUAD
87662315THEM AGAINST YOU
87128929TIPSY BARTENDER
87601487TRAIN. PLAY. LIVE.
87848747TRUST THE VIBE
87824247WILD RICH KIDS
87402917WILD(ISH) CHILD
87978427WIN YOUR MOMENT
87119918WITCH & WITCH     * [removed from spreadsheet]
87511633WOMEN OF WEED
87336919WORK HARDER GO FARTHER
87422614WORN & WEATHERED
86157732YOU CAN’T BUY BROTHERHOOD
87978606YOU’RE ALIVE

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

97605792A CODE OF SILENCE
98321778ANOTHER STONE THAT THE BUILDERS REJECTED.
98364290ANTI AGING CLUB
98547436ANTI GOLF GOLF CLUB
98295646BALLIN’ ONA BUDGET
98001382BIG JESUS ENERGY BJE
98647134BORN II GOAT
97451302BOUGIE BITCH
98603249BUFFALOISH
98345571CAMPING HAIR DON’T CARE
98603945CHILDREN OF THE CORNBREAD
98316734DOG FRIENDLY. PEOPLE TOLERANT.
98307199DON’T SUCK BE KIND
90710190ELEGANT TOMBOY
98188541EVERYONE LOVES THE WEEKEND
98603982EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY
98311453EVIL EMPIRE
98317941I AM HERE FOR THE MOUSE
98313512I DON’T OWE YOU JACK
98314978IGNORANCE IS NOT AN OPTION
98306711IN PINK WE TRUST
98275216MAKING EXCEPTIONAL POSSIBLE.
97590897MOST LIKELY TO
98603953MY DAD HAD COOL ALBUMS
98603978OBVIOUSLY OBLIVIOUS
98406007PIPELINE IS FOR THE FUCKING GIRLS
98308404PRAY N’ GRIND
98727337PROVERBS 3:3
98303708RAIN SHIELD
98603983REPLACE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH
98194919SHIFT GRIP SOCKS
98317799STRESS OUT PEACE IN
98307160STUPIDITY IS NOT AN OPTION
98603975TEACHERS DESERVE MORE
98310557TEAM EMPTY COOLER
98314628THAT’S A BIG OLE BOOGER
98308843WE MAY BE LITTLE, BUT OUR VOICES ARE BIG!
97254515YOUNG GO GETTERS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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