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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks – December 6, 2022

Happy December! It’s a nice light week, with 555 newly registered marks in IC 025, and 331 old marks that got the axe.

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS

2020 SURVIVOR! – A little late on this one, applicant!
A CASE OF THE F&$!#%K-ITS! – Is this supposed to be “fuck-its”? Way too many punctuation marks. 7-letter words that start with F and end with K include: fatback, flybook, forsook, and futtock. 🤔 I’ve never had a case of the fatback-its.
ADVENTURE HAS NO END – Doesn’t it end when you get home and do your stinky laundry?
AMERICAN DRIFTER
AVIATORS
BAD A$$ BO$$ BIT¢H IF IT DOESN’T MAKE DOLLAR$ IT DOESN’T MAKE ¢ENT$ – I’m not putting this on the spreadsheet, I just wanted to share its epic use of $ and ¢.
BE THE IMPACT
BRAWL
CHANGE HAPPENS
CREEK SQUAD
DEMOGORGON – I watched one episode of Stranger Things; didn’t feel the need to continue.
DISCIPLINE EQUALS FREEDOM
DREAM ABOUT SURVIVING – Ooof, of all the mundane dreams. How very American.
ENJOY THE QUIET
FEARLESS COOL
FORWARD NEVER BACKWARDS – Either include the S at the end of both, or neither! Don’t do one of each! (I personally do not use the S.)
GLOBAL WARNING
GOLDEN GOOSE
HAPPY FOR NO GOOD REASON – Ah, one of “those” people. Weirdoes. 😆
HIGH TIDE
HOSTILE TAKEOVER
I AM IS WHO I AM
I’M SANTA CLAUS BITCH – With an exquisitely Photoshopped shirt tag in the specimen. Ornamental garbage.
JUST BLEED – Uh … I’ll pass, thanks.
KEEP THAT CROWN LEVEL
LOVE IS WHAT LOVE DOES
MOM SHIT – All of these kinds of phrases make motherhood sound so fun.
OFF CAMPUS
OUT OF TOUCH – I try not to be, but fear that I’m getting there. 😆
PAY ME IN CRYPTO – Different owner than PAY ME IN BITCOIN.
PLAY THE 19TH HOLE FIRST – Ah, golf jokes. At least I understand this one. [Insert Captain America meme]
QUEER EYE – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
SKI STRONG
SPREAD THE WORD
TEAR DROP
THE DREAM IS REAL – The dream about surviving, I’m guessing?
THE GENTLEMAN SMOKER
TOMORROW IS YOURS
TRUST THE CLIMB
UNAPOLOGETICALLY LAME – Yessss, I’m feeling this one!
WINE COVEN – I’ve tried many wines. A nice Portuguese vinho verde is my coven beverage of choice.
WISE AND FOOLISH – Love it when they cover all the bases.
WOLVERINE – Registration not related to the Marvel character!
WORK OUT. STAY POSITIVE.
WORLD’S LUCKIEST PAPA!

 


PART 1-A: EXAMPLES OF WHAT, LIKE, HALF OF THE LIST IS EVERY WEEK

JSLJSRBEBE
SJHKJEJHKDJK – This one especially caught my eye. A tongue-twister!
YSZZYSM

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

& FREE
BEARDO
BLUNT SQUAD
CHASING PARADISE
COLD WAR
COLOR ME NAKED
CREATURES OF DESTRUCTION
DEMSHITZ
DETROIT GIRLS ROCK
DITTO DUDE
DO BATTLE EVERY DAY
ELECTRIC NIGHTS
FAME IS LAME
FEAR EATER
FIND YOUR HAPPY PACE
FLEX GANG
GO WHERE YOU DON’T BELONG
GOD VS ANYBODY
HOUSE OF FANGS
I AM BLUE-COLLAR
I PLAY YOU PRAY
JOCKSTER
JUNIORS BE JUNIOR
KOWTOW
MAINLINE
MANDALA
MONEY’S NO OBJECT
MOUNTAIN LAKE
MY BOO & YOU
OM CUTE!
OUTSTANDING ORDINARY
OVERALLS AND APRONS
PRETTY HEADACHE
REAL MEN RUB THEIR MEAT
SOUL LIFE
STRAIGHT OUTTA SIN
WE LIVE SOCCER
WINE MOMMA

 


Notes: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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