Happy December! It’s a nice light week, with 555 newly registered marks in IC 025, and 331 old marks that got the axe.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
2020 SURVIVOR! – A little late on this one, applicant!
A CASE OF THE F&$!#%K-ITS! – Is this supposed to be “fuck-its”? Way too many punctuation marks. 7-letter words that start with F and end with K include: fatback, flybook, forsook, and futtock. 🤔 I’ve never had a case of the fatback-its.
ADVENTURE HAS NO END – Doesn’t it end when you get home and do your stinky laundry?
BAD A$$ BO$$ BIT¢H IF IT DOESN’T MAKE DOLLAR$ IT DOESN’T MAKE ¢ENT$ – I’m not putting this on the spreadsheet, I just wanted to share its epic use of $ and ¢.
BE THE IMPACT
DEMOGORGON – I watched one episode of Stranger Things; didn’t feel the need to continue.
DISCIPLINE EQUALS FREEDOM
DREAM ABOUT SURVIVING – Ooof, of all the mundane dreams. How very American.
ENJOY THE QUIET
FORWARD NEVER BACKWARDS – Either include the S at the end of both, or neither! Don’t do one of each! (I personally do not use the S.)
HAPPY FOR NO GOOD REASON – Ah, one of “those” people. Weirdoes. 😆
I AM IS WHO I AM
I’M SANTA CLAUS BITCH – With an exquisitely Photoshopped shirt tag in the specimen. Ornamental garbage.
JUST BLEED – Uh … I’ll pass, thanks.
KEEP THAT CROWN LEVEL
LOVE IS WHAT LOVE DOES
MOM SHIT – All of these kinds of phrases make motherhood sound so fun.
OUT OF TOUCH – I try not to be, but fear that I’m getting there. 😆
PAY ME IN CRYPTO – Different owner than PAY ME IN BITCOIN.
PLAY THE 19TH HOLE FIRST – Ah, golf jokes. At least I understand this one. [Insert Captain America meme]
QUEER EYE – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
SPREAD THE WORD
THE DREAM IS REAL – The dream about surviving, I’m guessing?
THE GENTLEMAN SMOKER
TOMORROW IS YOURS
TRUST THE CLIMB
UNAPOLOGETICALLY LAME – Yessss, I’m feeling this one!
WINE COVEN – I’ve tried many wines. A nice Portuguese vinho verde is my coven beverage of choice.
WISE AND FOOLISH – Love it when they cover all the bases.
WOLVERINE – Registration not related to the Marvel character!
WORK OUT. STAY POSITIVE.
WORLD’S LUCKIEST PAPA!
PART 1-A: EXAMPLES OF WHAT, LIKE, HALF OF THE LIST IS EVERY WEEK
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
COLOR ME NAKED
CREATURES OF DESTRUCTION
DETROIT GIRLS ROCK
DO BATTLE EVERY DAY
FAME IS LAME
FIND YOUR HAPPY PACE
GO WHERE YOU DON’T BELONG
GOD VS ANYBODY
HOUSE OF FANGS
I AM BLUE-COLLAR
I PLAY YOU PRAY
JUNIORS BE JUNIOR
MONEY’S NO OBJECT
MY BOO & YOU
OVERALLS AND APRONS
REAL MEN RUB THEIR MEAT
STRAIGHT OUTTA SIN
WE LIVE SOCCER
Notes: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!