The trademarks are light, tender, and mild as we head into the end-of-year holiday clump. We have a mere 586 new registrations this week, and only 269 were cancelled. Have a happy Solstice tomorrow!
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS
AWAKE NOT WOKE – Yes, because being “woke” is such a terrible thing. 🙄
BOXING IS MY LIFE – Just in time for Boxing Day. Yay, holiday jokes!
DUELING DINOSAURS – Now I’m picturing two dinosaurs playing banjos.
FEAR DON’T EXIST – I’m afraid it does.
GET UP AND RIDE
GO BIRDS – Owned by the Philadelphia Eagles gridiron football team.
GODBLESSUSALL – Feels like a kid speeding through their prayers.
HEALTHY 4 JESUS – Better than being sexy 4 Jesus, I guess?
HOOD & HOLY
IT’D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID – Good sentiment from “Just Keep Livin Brands,” but the specimen is awful.
JUDAS PRIEST – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
KISS MY UTERASS
MATTERS MATTER – I guess all matter matters, too!
MILD – Like that holy infant. Tender, too. You don’t want holy infant to be overcooked or too spicy.
NO CLOCKS – Nice sentiment, but the specimens have a ton of other text.
NOT FOUND – Is it a clothing line with 404 pieces? Yay, nerd jokes!
PROMISE BABY – I wouldn’t trust any promise made by a baby.
QUEEN OF PIES – I’ve been a professional cook more than once, but never thought of myself as the reigning monarch of any particular dish.
SALTY DNA – Since we’re all big bags of salt water, don’t we all have salty DNA?
SO FAKE – Another exquisite specimen. I’d love to see someone wear this phrase!
SWIM, SWEAT, PLAY, REPEAT.
TINY TOTS – With their eyes all aglow? They’ll find it hard to sleep tonight. (Possibly due to the distracting light from their glowing eyes.)
VERIFIED IN REAL LIFE – Quite timely, what with Twitter selling blue checkmarks for $8!
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
A FRESH 24
DOES IT EVEN MATTER
DON’T WORRY. GYM HAPPY
FEELS LIKE OM
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
HIGH HEEL HUNTRESS
HIGH TIDE & HIGHER HEELS
I DON’T NEED THE INTERNET THE INTERNET NEEDS ME
I’M ALL ABOUT . . .
LET YOUR SELF GO
MEOWY CHRISTMAS * Removed from spreadsheet!
NOT EVERYONE LOOKS THIS GOOD
NUTS AND GUTS
QUEEN OF SPEED
SOME COLLEGE I DIDN’T GO TO
STAND UP STAND OUT
STOP THE HYPOCRISY
THE SOIL AND THE SEA
THIS CAKE AIN’T FAKE
THIS IS STRENGTH
YOU’RE SO IDIOT
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!