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Trademark Tuesday – New and Cancelled Marks – 26 March 2024

The week’s numbers: 699 newly registered trademarks in class 025; 430 cancellations; and 172 applications were abandoned before registration.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

 


PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

BEATBOX
BRO UP – I would rather sis down, thankyouverymuch.
CHEERFUL UNICORN – As opposed to those depressed unicorns.
COLLEGE BABY – I don’t think a baby could handle the college experience.
COLLEGEBABY
COZY SCRUBS – A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly. (Also known as a busta.)
EDUCATION: THE GREAT EQUALIZER – Ah, is that why babies go to college?
GO FIND IT.
GREAT LAKES – I’ve seen a couple of them. They aren’t so great.
GUARDIAN
HOWDY FUCKERS – If I greet you like this, it means I like you. I save cold politeness for enemies.
I BELONG IN A PARK
INDEPENDENT BAD GUY
IT’S HOW YOU SAY IT – Like, “howdy fuckers” with a smile, versus “howdy fuckers” with a scowl.
JUST GET HIGH – I’ve never felt the urge to try marijuana. Maybe because I knew too many stoners. 😆
LOST IN THA SAUCE
MOM IT’LL BE AIGHT
MOMNOM – Is this how moms eat? Nibbling on four almonds?
MY CREW IS GRAND CRU
MYSLIPPERS – Goods: slippers. Owned by the MyPillow douchebags.
PEACEFUL – Are you freakin’ kidding me??
PURE COUNTRY – Sounds like a K-Tel record. Breezed right through with an ornamental specimen.
RADIANT QUEEN
SAIL LIFE – It’s been a couple of weeks! The X LIFE counter starts again at a 1 week streak.
SALTY SAC – Yes, they mean testicles. The specimens are definitely not safe for work.
SILLIEST
T MONOGRAM
THINE BE MINE – Ugh, I hate it when thee/thy/thine are used wrong. “Thine” is an archaic version of the possessive “your.”
VETERAN FOR LIFE
WARM & WONDERFUL
WHISKEY TRIBE – Meh, I’d rather be part of the cider crew.
WILDERNESS TRAIL
WOLF MENTALITY – I’m sure this is some “alpha male” bullshit.
ZERO FAHRENHEIT – Kudos to them for spelling Fahrenheit correctly!

 


PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

BE YOUR OWN SUGAR DADDY
NUTHIN TO LOSE

 


PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK

BABY CAKES

 


PART 1-D: THE WEIRDEST MARK OF THE WEEK FROM AN OVERSEAS APPLICANT

SEPARATE BATH&TOILET

 


PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

#WIFELIFE
ADDICTION
ADVENTURE MORE
ART VIBEZ
AS IF…
BE A MAN DRINK LIKE A FISH
BEAUTIFULLY BADASS
DARK QUEEN * [removed from spreadsheet]
DIRTY GIRLS ROCK
GO. DO. BEE.
GREASE GAS & GLORY
HELLO MY BOROUGH IS
HELLO MY DOG IS
I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN
I GOT FANS
I MAKE ADORABLE BABIES
I TRUST YOU * [removed from spreadsheet]
IN IT FOR GOOD
KNICK KNACKS
LET’S
LIFT BIG EAT BIG
LIQUOR STORE
LOVEBIRD
LOVING CHILDHOOD
MARIO
MARRIED AF * [removed from spreadsheet]
MY LEGGINGS
NO GOOD
OLD SUCKS
PALEO
PROGENY
STILL WAITING
SWORD
TALK TO THE MIRROR
THERE’S NO “I” IN TEAM, BUT GAME ENDS WITH ME
THING DAD
VAST
WIFELIFE * [removed from spreadsheet]
YOU CAN’T SCARE ME * [removed from spreadsheet]

 


PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

90627328ALWAYS OPTIMISTIC
90537126ANTI-SOCIAL
97532594ARE YOU DUCKING SERIOUS?
88577957BORN TO EXPLORE
97909870BUFF BOY
97316110CAME UP FROM NOTHING
97242357CANCER IS DUMB
97536690CERTIFIED GLADIATOR
90132953COFFEE HEAD
97254534COMMAND PERFORMANCE
97150467COWBOY TEARS
97603014CREATIVE GANGSTA
97256293CURLING IS COOL
97256196CURLING IS COOL, FOOL
97525591DON’T BE A HOMER
97746348DOPE AF
97526390DREAM BIG . SHOW UP . NEVER GIVE UP
97331376FEELING GOOD STARTS HERE
97240084FOLLOW YOUR FUN
97253697GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE
97229052GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!
97530569GROOVY VIBES CREW
88872301HGH PWR
97539210I’M RICH ENOUGH FOR ME
97530436INTROVERTED VIBES
97723945IRRELEVANT GOAT
97793774JUST GROW IT
97708772JUST WINE BABY
97523484KENNEDY REPUBLICAN
97280532KING MOVES
87861997LAWYER BAE
97266514LIFE OF A NURSE
97738304LIVING THE LEGACY
97259537MISCONSTRUED
97901814OOGIE BOOGIE
97537554PICKY PRINCESS
90878777PRIVATE WOLF
97524288RIDE THE SWELLS OF LIFE
90089424RUN THE COURT
97108878SMOOTH AND MISCHIEVOUS
97529080SPARROWFART
90885079STAY CREATING
90071863THERE’S SOMETHING HAPPENING HERE
97536530VALLEY VIBES
97815416VANITY IS DEAD
90210929WE FIRST

 


[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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