Happy Boxing Day, Coffee Percolator Day, and National Whiner’s Day! We’re closing out the year in fresh trademarks with 557 newly registered marks in class 025 this week, and 383 cancellations. O come, let us adore them!
Note: These new marks are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
AGREE WITH THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN IT DISAGREES WITH YOU
ALPHAS DON’T TRAVEL IN PACKS – Any guy who refers to himself as an “alpha” definitely isn’t.
AREA51 LIFE – The streak continues: 4 weeks with an X LIFE mark!
BLACK ON THE BLOCK
BLESSED SINCE BIRTH
BUILT FOR THE SUN – None of us is. Please wear sunscreen!
BUILT TO BELIEVE
CHILDREN RUIN EVERYTHING – As a childfree person, I’ll keep my mouth shut.
COZY COUTURE – Yes, bring me all the cozy fancy clothes!
DREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION – My brain does this every dang night.
EVERYTHING’S A HUSTLE – This feels more like the “con” or “scam” meaning of “hustle.”
EXCUSES ARE EASY MOTIVATE YOUR LIFE
FIND THE GOOD – Feels like this is going to affect a lot of inspirational shirt sellers.
FOR THE PEOPLE
GRILL ‘EM ALL – Owned by Metallica.
KILLIN IT AS ALWAYS
LOLLY – Sadly, you cannot get your adverbs here.
MENTALLY SHREDDED – How I feel right after the holiday season.
READY FOR ALL – Right above “Ready for Everything” on the spreadsheet. Sigh.
RECLAIM THE HUSTLE – Sheesh, it’s a hustle-heavy week!
RUBY SLIPPERS – Related to The Wizard of Oz (1939). Remember, in the book, Dorothy’s shoes were silver!
SHEEP OF GOD – I don’t get how religious people can be both lions and sheep.
SUNDAY BRUNCH – Goods are mainly sleepwear and loungewear.
THE CEO LIFE
TOO RAD FOR MOM AND DAD
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
HAPPY RUGBY DAY – National Rugby Day is November 25!
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
None found this week.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
7 FIGURE CHICK
AIN’T NO DRAMA
AMERICAN DUCKS – Same former owner for these two.
AWAKEN THE VIBE
BORN IN DETROIT
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
COUNTRY USE ONLY – A bunch of “X USE ONLY” coming up from the same former owner.
FEEL THE FUTURE
FISHING USE ONLY
FOR ARMY USE ONLY
FOR NAVY USE ONLY
FOR SURF USE ONLY
GNARLY BY NATURE
GRIND 2 B GREAT
HAVE FAITH. LIVE PURPOSEFULLY. BE A LIGHT.
HOUSE OF GLAM
HOUSE OF WOLVES
I AM A SORORITY WOMAN
I AM SUCCESS
I’M DIGGING BEING 2 [TeeStars LLC]
I’M DIGGING BEING 3 [TeeStars LLC]
IF PAPA CAN’T FIX IT
IT’S MIMOSA NOT MIMOSA
KEEPIN’ IT COUNTRY
MAMA SAUR [TeeStars LLC]
MOUNTAINS TO THE SEA
PAPA SAUR [TeeStars LLC]
PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING
PROUD DAD OF A FREAKING AWESOME DAUGHTER [TeeStars LLC]
RUN, HEIFER, RUN!
S.N.O.B. ~ SAY NO TO ORDINARY BEER
VOLUNTEERING IS SEXY
WAKE UP, DREAM BIG
PART 3: SPECIMENS OF NOTE
The TSDR system is being a bit glitchy this morning — not surprising, since it’s only 5:00 on the morning on the east coast right now, the day after Xmas. For the most part the document page isn’t loading at all for me, so I can’t see the majesty of these specimens!
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!