There were 662 newly registered trademarks in class 025 this week, and 379 cancellations. I’m now testing negative for COVID! But I’m still snotty AF. 🤧
Note: These new marks are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
ALL STROKES MATTER – Yes, name your golf brand after a social and political movement. Classy.
BECAUSE LIFE IS NOT GUARANTEED
BEER. HOCKEY. – Feels unbalanced. Usually these … Come. In. Threes.
BIG PUCK ENERGY – Oooh, are we having a hockey-heavy week?
BLACK FITNESS MATTERS
CHANGE A LIFE
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVIAL – They certainly waited a while to register!
DINOSAUR JR. – Wait, what’s with decades-old bands suddenly registering their names?
DON’T WAIT TO BE GREAT
DREAMS ARE MADE TO BE ACHIEVED – Are they really?
EAT DIRT – This specimen is … [sigh] … sad. See below.
FIND YOUR FELIZ
FREIGHT LIFE – Our X LIFE streak is now at 2 weeks.
FXCK YEAH – Amazingly, not the first mark to use FXCK.
HAPPIEST ON THE COURT
HAPPIEST ON THE SLOPES – What, no “FIELD” variation?
HISTORY NERD – Thinking about the Roman Empire 5 times a day.
JUST A LITTLE SHADY – Owner: Marshall B. Mathers III. IYKYK.
LET’S GET BLAZED
LIFE IS HAPPENING – Nominated for “Mundane True Phrase of the Year.”
LIVE OUTSIDE – Unless it’s too hot or too cold out there.
LOST IN OZ
LOVE YOUR GAME
NEIGHBORHOOD LOVE CLUB – Makes me think of a cul-de-sac of swingers.
ONE PERCENT HARDER
REAL NEVER FADES
ROCK YOUR AWKWARD – I shall, indeed!
SALT & SUGAR – Ever mixed these two up while baking?
WAKANDA – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
WEALTHY BUM – Ew, don’t advertise your generational wealth like that.
WELCOME TO NATURE
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
No new supplemental marks worth curating this week!
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
ART OF POSSIBLE
CHASE THIS SKIRT
CREATURES OF COMFORT
DANS TON COEUR
ELEVATE YOUR GAME
GREEDY 4 SUCCESS
I NEED A COFFEE THE SIZE OF MY BUTT * [removed from spreadsheet]
I’M A WHOSOEVER JOHN 3:16
LET IT SLIDE
LIFE ON THE FLY
PRACTICE HARD, WIN EASY
PROUD TO BE A CPA
SIMPLE FOOD GUY
SWEET & SOUTHERN
THATS WHATS REAL [sic]
WARM & CUDDLY
WRESTLE LIKE A GIRL * [removed from spreadsheet]
PART 3: SPECIMENS OF NOTE
Here’s the specimen for EAT DIRT. It’s teeny tiny, and for all we know, the text is hand-written on the sweatshirt. Is there a sigh emoji? I guess this will have to do: 😮💨.
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!