We had a meager 538 newly registered trademarks today. I remember when it was, like, 1200+ every week! There were also 398 cancellations, which is a pretty beefy number. As far as my Covid goes, I’m slowly recovering. I have maybe 4% of my sense of smell back. I miss smelling things!
Note: These new marks are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
.001 – Yes, eventually every number will be a registered trademark.
1 GIRL + 1 GOD = 0 LIMITS
BE YOUR MARK – I can’t help reading “mark” as “victim of a con.”
BERNARDO – Sorry, guys named Bernardo!
BUSY MAKING MY ANCESTORS PROUD – Hopefully they aren’t those racist ancestors a lot of us have.
CAN’T DO THIS SOBER
CHEESASAURUS REX – Owner: Kraft Foods.
COZY GHOST – Wears a comforter instead of a sheet.
DO DIFFERENT TO BE DIFFERENT
DOGGIE MOMMA – What a surprise: terrible ornamental specimens.
DOPE AND DIFFERENT
FAITH INSPIRES FAITH
FIGURES OF SPEECH
FLY OR DIE – I figured this was fishing or airplanes, but it’s … a skeleton?
FRESHWATER & FREEDOM
FRODO – Covers footwear & socks. They have an earlier registration for shirts.
GO WILD EVERY MOMENT MATTERS
GORGEOUS BUM – Not sure if it’s an attractive rear end, or a beautiful vagrant.
HONEY PEACH – I don’t like peach flavor. Am I a total outlier?
I’M NOT A DONKEY OR AN ELEPHANT I’M AMERICAN
I’M THAT CHICK WHO AIN’T AFRAID
LOVE KEEPS ME WARM – Hate keeps me pretty cozy, too.
MARGARITA LIFE – We had a couple of weeks without an X LIFE mark. This marks week 1 of a new record-setting attempt!
OFF THE BIKE
OURANOSAURUS – An actual dinosaur I’d never heard of before.
PEACE HAS NO ENEMIES
PLS FIX, THX
RAISED ON REGGAE
READY SET ROW
RIDING GIRL – I rode horses as a kid, but I was never a horse girl.
SHE RULES – Why yes, she certainly does.
THE BROWN STEM GIRL
VISIBLE ATTITUDE – For those with Resting Anything Face.
YOU’RE MORE THAN ENOUGH. – Because YOU’RE ENOUGH was already registered.
[image]: MAMA BEAR in a modern script font with a bear illustration. – They were required to disclaim the phrase MAMA BEAR, because it’s a commonplace term that conveys an ordinary sentiment that doesn’t identify a source of goods. (This is also some awful lumpy-looking traced-as-heck text.)
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
Nothing of note this week!
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
BALL ABOVE ALL
BASKETBALL ABOVE ALL
CRAZY ABOUT YOU * [removed from spreadsheet]
DID YOU KNOW? * [removed from spreadsheet]
DON’T LOOK AT ME, THAT SMELL IS COMING FROM…
EVERYTHING IS KUSH BABY
FRESH NEVER FAKE
GET OFF MY WAVE!
GIVE ME MORE USA
I LOVE BARRE
I WATCHED THE BALL DROP
LA VIDA IS BEAUTIFUL
LESS STRESS MORE LOVE
LIFE ROCKS… WHEN YOU KNOW HOW TO ROLL
LOVE HAS NO GENDER
NAMASLAY * [removed from spreadsheet]
NATION OF HOOP
NORTH POLE AND MORE
SO THERE I WAS
THANK YOU CALIFORNIA
THE CURVE LIFE
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX * [removed from spreadsheet]
TRAIN FOR IT
WAX UP FINS DOWN
WHITE TRASH BALLIN
PART 3: SPECIMENS OF NOTE
Here are the totally ornamental specimens for DOGGIE MOMMA. Plus, they’re tiny, so they’re showing up hella pixelated. I also think they should have to register this as an illustrated mark, what with that paw print replacing the O.
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!