Numbers for the week of February 11: there were 518 newly registered trademarks in class 025; a beefy 256 previously registered marks were fully cancelled, and 145 applications were abandoned before they reached the finish line.
Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! This list is compiled from the USPTO Trademark Search system. Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
| 97534886 | BABY GAY | I’m sure this mark will make people clutch their pearls. “How dare you assign sexuality to a baby,” they’ll cry. But so does BS like “she’ll have the boys beating down the door when she’s older” or “he’s breaking the girls’ hearts already!” |
| 97880610 | BAD ENOUGH TO WEAR BLUE | It’s a non-profit that supports men’s health screenings. |
| 98197197 | BOUNTY HUNTER | My favorite is Boba Fett. |
| 97463227 | BOYS OF SUMMER | This song is so very 1980s for me. (Mark does not appear to be affiliated with Don Henley.) |
| 98462794 | BROWN GIRLS SMOKE | |
| 97810934 | CRICKETEER | How is it that I can understand the rules of baseball, but be baffled by the rules of cricket? |
| 98482290 | CURVY. CONFIDENT. BEAUTIFUL. | |
| 98258795 | DON’T FORGET TO SMILE | Eww. This feels like something shitty dudes say to women. |
| 98180226 | DON’T TAKE THE HAPPY OUT OF ME | |
| 90476733 | DYSLEXIA MATTERS | I’m not dyslexic (my neurodivergences lie elsewhere), but the word “dyslexia” always looks like the letters are in the wrong order to me. |
| 97296736 | FAMILYLIFE | |
| 98110096 | FRIED GUYS | It’s a pot thing, but I’m picturing guys with painful sunburns. |
| 98476777 | FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT | Ergo, gotta wear shades. |
| 97805399 | GIRLIE HAVING FUN | |
| 98534462 | GOD’S FAVOR | |
| 90856471 | HANDS OFF | A great reply shirt to the “don’t forget to smile” guys. |
| 98253808 | HARRY DICKS | I had such high hopes for a fun specimen, but nope. |
| 98075517 | HOLD MY HELMET | |
| 97481892 | HUGGY | Hugging? Pass, thanks. |
| 98378696 | I LOVE MY WOMB | Eh, I’m more of a spleen person myself. |
| 97828196 | IDIOT RESPONSIBLY | |
| 98265890 | I’M A T-SHIRT LEGEND | |
| 97813382 | IMPLOSION | |
| 98224391 | IT’S NOT HOW MUCH YOU DRINK, IT’S HOW WELL YOU DRINK | [elegantly sips 50ml of Coke Zero with pinkies extended] |
| 98145246 | KILL FAST FASHION | Agreed! I keep thinking about getting a new sewing machine and making my own damn clothes. |
| 98371717 | LEAN BEEF PATTY | |
| 98490054 | LEGALLY YOURS | Ownership of another person? Pass, thanks. |
| 98396245 | LET’S WATCH THE SUNSET | |
| 97783699 | LIFE’S AN ADVENTURE. VAN ON. | |
| 98554260 | LITTLE SPUD | “Baby sleep sack.” I’m clueless on parenting; people wrap their babies up in bags when it’s time to sleep?? |
| 98206691 | MAGA BLACK | MAGA? Pass, thanks. |
| 90613223 | MIDNIGHT OIL | Mark is not affiliated with the Australian band. But here’s “Outbreak of Love” anyway! |
| 97320888 | NOT FOR SELL | I see “sell” where “sale” should be all over the place. |
| 97798543 | PRAY HARD CO. | |
| 97751317 | RETIREMENT READY | |
| 97644680 | RODEO BULL | |
| 97229742 | SOON I WILL RUN | Running? Pass, thanks. |
| 98522955 | STUCK IN FIRST PLACE | Awww, poor thing. |
| 98541053 | SUCCESSFUL BLACK MAN | |
| 97700074 | THE BAPTIST | |
| 98240708 | THE SPORTS BRA | List of goods does not include sports bras, and in fact specifically disclaims shirts that incorporate sports bras. |
| 98476881 | THERE IS NOTHING UNITED ABOUT BEING BLACK IN THESE STATES OF AMERICA | |
| 97606210 | THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES | If so, I will live forever. MUUAAAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| 98541560 | TODAY I WILL TRY AGAIN |
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
| 98148917 | AIM HIGH! WORK HARD! NEVER QUIT! | |
| 97211030 | BIG + TALL ESSENTIALS |
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
None! I used to find these when doing the list of cancellations, and finding items that were only partially cancelled. I think with my new system, I’m filtering them out completely.
PART 1-D: INTERESTING ILLUSTRATED MARK(S) OF THE WEEK
You could describe these two marks in the exact same way: “a simple, almost child-like drawing of an elephant from the side.” And yet they’re so very different! The all-black one is part of the logo for Trendsplant S.L., a clothing company from Spain; while the colorful one is owned by Andersen Press in the UK, and his name is Elmer the Patchwork Elephant.
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PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
| 87707882 | ALL GOOD FEELS |
| 87409465 | BABYOGA |
| 87079931 | BAHAMA MAMAS |
| 87469655 | BE FREE |
| 76466456 | BONGO |
| 87468730 | CATCH UP |
| 87484163 | CLOTHES HAVE NO GENDER |
| 87581655 | CROTCHROOM |
| 87729857 | DANK DUDEZ |
| 97861125 | DON’T WORRY, I CAN DO THIS [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87389873 | FOREVER MAMA |
| 76531745 | GET SAFE |
| 87724533 | GOOD FOOD GOOD VIBES |
| 87799205 | HELLA GOOD |
| 87728450 | I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT PROTEIN |
| 87728900 | INDIGENOUS WARRIOR |
| 87726621 | IT’S NICE 2 B NICE |
| 87726663 | IT’S NICE TO BE NICE |
| 87309444 | LET ME BE GREAT |
| 87753622 | MAYBE YOU LITERALLY CAN EVEN |
| 87730118 | MERMAIDS ARE COOLER THAN UNICORNS |
| 87476019 | METAHUMAN |
| 87477577 | MOST UNDER RATED CREW |
| 87467686 | MY FUREVER LOVE |
| 85946635 | PETITE GAL |
| 87661474 | PIPE LIFE |
| 87710673 | SHRED READY |
| 87426535 | SLAYCATION [removed from spreadsheet] |
| 87719862 | TIPSY BLONDE |
| 87727773 | WE. MUST. RIDE. |
| 76540156 | WEAR IT ALL WEEKEND |
| 87725939 | WISH CLUB |
| 87719887 | YEP! I LIKE WRESTLING |
| 87716380 | YOGA IS VEGAN |
PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉
Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦
| 97836536 | & THIS TOO |
| 98124417 | 2ND BEST |
| 98668868 | ATOMIC FIREBALL |
| 98871199 | BOMBSHELL |
| 98499722 | CALI AF |
| 98124720 | CALM THROUGH CHAOS |
| 87937674 | CATTYWUMPUS |
| 98119507 | CHOOSE OUTSIDE. |
| 98117367 | DEVELOPMENT DEPT. |
| 98117438 | DO THE GOOD THING |
| 98122892 | DUVAL WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY |
| 90903807 | EMPATHETICALLY NONCHALANT |
| 98122953 | FINANCIALLY COCKY |
| 98125770 | GET UP THERE |
| 97754018 | GOD SEAS |
| 98076283 | I WISH I WAS MY DOG |
| 98119232 | IN PAPE WE TRUST |
| 98331719 | INTROVERTED HUSTLER |
| 98305341 | JESUS HAS A HORSE |
| 98119572 | KEEP AUSTIN KIND |
| 98117368 | LEGAL DEPT. |
| 97479650 | MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN |
| 98117369 | MUSEUM DEPT. |
| 98117372 | MUSIC DEPT. |
| 98129322 | NO COUNTRY LIKE LOWCOUNTRY |
| 98120159 | NOT TENNIS |
| 98117600 | PICKBALL PLAY AND JOY |
| 90225794 | PREDICT |
| 98102174 | RECHARGING |
| 98100124 | RECHARGING SYSTEM |
| 98073541 | SAINTS HEART |
| 98117377 | SALES DEPT. |
| 97158617 | STUD |
| 97628215 | SUPPORT SQUAD |
| 98846198 | TARIFF SHERIFF |
| 98117399 | TRAINING DEPT. |
| 98109293 | UNITED IN STATES |
| 97867148 | WE’RE NOT THEM |
| 97860399 | WHAT ARE YOU POOR? |
| 90868053 | WHEN I DYE |
| 98114366 | WOKE : DELUSIONAL PROJECTION OF SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS |
| 98121052 | YEAST FARTS |
| 97602727 | YOUR LIFE MATTERS. I LOVE YOU |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!
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