Happy February! Where did January go? It was both the longest and shortest month ever.
This week, there were 504 newly registered trademarks in class 025 (24 of which were Supplemental, and yes, I’m about halfway done with a blog post about the Supplemental Register), and 412 cancelled marks. There were no X LIFE marks this week, so our streak counter resets to zero.
Note: These new marks are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)
PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)
54 – Owned by Joe Gibbs racing. #54 appears to be driven by Ty Gibbs.
ANGRY WIZARD – Lots of anger so far this week.
BELIEVE AFFIRM EXECUTE – The “3 verbs without punctuation” marks are coming on strong lately.
BIG DAD ENERGY – It may be about time to create a section on the spreadsheet for versions of “big dick energy.”
DINKING BUDDIES – Ah, pickleball puns. Nearly as plentiful as golf puns.
DROID – LucasFilm, of course.
DUCK BUDDIES – It’s like fuck buddies, but they’re fucking ducks! (Do NOT Google what a duck penis looks like.)😆
FATHERHOOD OVER EVERYHOOD – This would make sense if “everyhood” was an actual word.
GOD GUNS TEXAS – 3 reasons why I emigrated from the USA.
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA – Owner: the widow of the drummer from Toto.
LONG CLIT ENERGY – It’s a hot week for “big dick energy” marks!
MARSHALL MATHERS – But you weren’t using this anyway, right?
PROTECT BLACK WOMEN – Same umbrella company owner as PROTECT BLACK PEOPLE.
SORRY I WAS CLEANING DOG SHIT – Don’t be sorry. That’s important work to get done quick.
TICKETY-BOO – This registration is definitely NOT tickety-boo.
UNALTERED – To me, this word always refers to male pets that haven’t been neutered. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WE ARE ALL BROS – Hmm. Technically, we’re more all sisses. (Bros probably hate that fact.)
PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)
PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK
None this week.
PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS
(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)
AHHHH I’VE CREATED A MONSTER
BE BAD DO GOOD
GO BLOG YOURSELF
LIVE LIFE BALLS OUT
LOVE LIFE PLAY HARD
PAPASAURUS BABYSAURUS * [removed from spreadsheet]
SOCK IT TO ME
START THE DAY WITH CHARDONNAY
TATTOOED AND A BOSS
TEES – Goods: towel shorts.
WHITE GIRL WASTED * [removed from spreadsheet]
WILD AND WISE
WITH YOU FOR YOU
[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!