This week in class 025, we have 670 newly registered trademarks, 444 cancelled registrations, and 184 applications were abandoned before they made it to the finish line.

Note: The marks in part 1 are now fully registered and active! These lists are compiled from the Trademark Official Gazette, which publishes lists of the newest registered marks every week. (Some of these are legitimate brand names! I’ve included them on this list because those brand names are also words or phrases that may be used on the goods in question by crafters and makers.)

PART 1: NEW REGISTRATIONS (PRINCIPAL REGISTER)

ALL PASSION NO CHILL – Can I flip this and go with all chill, no passion? Y’know, just hanging out, no stress.
ALOHA LOUNGE – I’d hang out in here with all my chill. Maybe they serve fruity beverages.
ALONE WITH THE GODS – We’d just be chillin’ together.
BAREFOOT MAFIA – Barefoot. Me and the gods. Chilling.
BOAT DAY – OK, I think I’m done. Boat!
BRAVE PERSON – I’d have to be this, hanging out with the gods! (Clearly I’m not done.)
BUMMER FREE ZONE – My chill Aloha Lounge would definitely be this.
CHEETAH – NOW I think I’m done. Can’t think of how cheetahs link into my chill. (Except for eating Chester Cheetah’s Cheetos.)
DISCO DADDY
DON’T TRY JESUS, TRUST JESUS – Is this “try” as in “sample Jesus”? Or “try” as in “test Jesus’s patience”?
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE MY PRESENCE – Or, do. I’m not very intimidating in person.
EATSLEEPGAME
ELEMENT
FREE BY THE SEA – Maybe this is where the gods and I will chill.
FUCK YEAH, INC
GOOD FOR NOTHING – Who on earth would wear this on a shirt, though?
HUSTLE PLUS PATIENCE
INHUMANE SOCIETY
IT’S JUST WATER WEIGHT
JEWEL CASE – List of goods does not include jewel cases.
LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER – Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes you barf, sometimes it just gives you a headache.
LOTS O’ LUCK – What some oldsters think “LOL” stands for.
LOVE IS
MAKE GOOD – As a musical theater kid, this makes me think of “The Wizard and I.”
MARIJUANA GIRL
O STATE – Do A&M colleges still concentrate on agriculture and mechanical stuff?
PICKLE PEOPLE – Great example of the new trend: go through publication without a specimen, then upload ornamental specimens and get registered.
PLAY HARD
PURE AMERICAN – This one feels bigoted. Or xenophobic or supremacist.
RENT’S DUE – This is interrupting my chill.
SEVEN FIGURE – These folks never have to worry about the rent being due.
SLOPPY SECONDS – Is there any non-gross definition of this?
STANDARDS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE – As are boundaries!
THE GOODEST
UNAPOLOGETICALLY HONEST
WARRIOR POET

PART 1-B: NEW REGISTRATIONS (SUPPLEMENTAL REGISTER)

KUSH LEAGUE
THINK IT THROUGH;

PART 1-C: OLDER REGISTERED MARKS I DISCOVERED THIS WEEK

CRAFT

PART 1-D: MY FAVORITE ILLUSTRATED MARK OF THE WEEK

It’s a toss-up this week between stern eagle wearing a sweater from Niagara University, and this fellow who has an ear of corn in his pocket AND is happy to see you from the University of Nebraska. The farmer isn’t as mean-looking, but he sure looks like he’s tsk-tsking us. College mascots can be really weird.

PART 2: CANCELLED MARKS

(Standard disclaimer: Always double-check these words and phrases before using them in your designs, to make sure there isn’t a separate registration that is still live and active. Some marks have multiple registrations!)

12X12
AMOROUS
ARTREPRENEUR
BE LOCO
BEST BLANK EVER
BEST _____ EVER.
BIBLE WORLD – Class 025 cancelled; class 042 remains active.
BOSS MOM * [removed from spreadsheet!!!]
BULLPEN MAFIA
DANGEROUS TOYS
DRESSED TO KALE
EASE UP
FAITH JUNKIE
FOREVER STOKED
FREEDOM FIGHTERS
GET OUT MY FACE
GRIND GROW PROSPER
HAPPINESS IS A STATE OF MINE
HAUTE MAMA
I AM THE HERO OF THIS STORY * [removed from spreadsheet]
LEMME BELIEVE
LITTLE DANCER
LIVE FIT OR DIE
LIVE LOVE & GIGGLE
MADE IN PARADISE
MAIN ATTRACTION
MILF’N COOKIES
MISTER DOMESTIC
NEVER LEGAL
PEACE PASSION PILATES
POLE POSITION
POP THE BUBBLY I’M GETTING A HUBBY * [removed from spreadsheet]
SALTWATER WAISTED
SEXY LADIES
TATTOO ADDICT
THE FUTURE IS FELINE
THE HIGHER THE HAIR, THE CLOSER TO GOD
TRANSCEND IGNORANCE
TROUT GANG
WE ARE THE WORLD
WHAT’S YOUR HAPPY?
WHAT’S YOUR TRADITION?
YOU WORK FOR US
YOU’VE GOT SHIRT
YOUNG LOUD & SNOTTY

PART 3: ABANDONED APPLICATIONS! 🎉

Here are the applications that were abandoned this week in class 025, with mark drawing code 4. The most likely cause was the applicant not submitting corrected, updated, or informative material by the USPTO’s deadline. Ding, dong, these witches are dead! 🪦

[sic] = The mark contains a spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error which does not appear to be wordplay. The error is left as-is.
[removed from spreadsheet] = The cancelled item had been on my spreadsheet of marks, and has now been removed.

Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

As always, the new marks have been added to my ginormous spreadsheet; please check it out for a shockingly large list of registered trademarks!

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