MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: September 28 2025 – October 4, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

9942093467     – I hate that I keep up-to-date on the young people slang.
99426119ACTUAL GIRL
99421967AFTER SWIM & SUN
99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99419855AIRBRUSH
99418565ALMOST LIPSTICK
99416083ANTI ANTI-AGING
99427763BAD BREATH BUSTER
99419690BECAUSE MY SKIN CARES
99423067BODY WISE
99420951BOSS BLONDE
99418798COOCHIE CONCEALER
99423915CREATOR.
99422429DEFUNK YOUR JUNK
99423333DO LESS
99420504ENDORPHIN SKIN
99424217FREE FROM
99424883GETGLAZED
99426040GLITTER GIRL
99426832GOD’S FIRE
99422435GRIME REAPER
99425502HAWK TUAH     – Oh jeez, not this again.
99424121HEY BEAUTIFUL
99425739HUSBAND MATERIAL
99425853JUST GOOD HAIR
99424440LET’S GET THIS POTTY STARTED
99422741LIQUID CAMOUFLAGE
99421794NAILPRESSO
99422485PACKS OF HAIR
99426437PATCH MY ZIT
99422353PINK LEMONADE
99425877PIT BALM
99421267SALT & PEPPER HAIR
99420503SMOOTH GLOSS
99419282SMOOTHIFY
99423273STILL SKIN
99423358THE USUALS
99423467TOUJOURS JEUNE
99416914TROPHIES

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99419509BEAUTY IS
99424473GLAMOUFLAGE
99417868I AM ENOUGH
99416512PARIS OF THE PLAINS
99422784REPUBLIC OF VERMONT
99418667SMELLS LIKE A FUTURE LAWYER
99418654SMELLS LIKE SHE’S WATCHING ANIME AGAIN
99418644SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY BASEBALL OPPONENTS
99418624SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY BOWLING OPPONENTS
99418628SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY DOMINO OPPONENTS
99418598SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY JIU-JITSU OPPONENTS
99418606SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY POKER OPPONENTS
99418638SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY POOL OPPONENTS
99418613SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY RACING OPPONENTS
99418616SMELLS LIKE THE TEARS OF MY SOFTBALL OPPONENTS
99418662SMELLS LIKE YOU FINISHED A TRIATHLON     – Smells like this company is trying to grab a lot of common phrases on candles.
99418951WAX EMPORIUM
99426938WHERE LOVE FLIES FREE
99419602YOU’RE WORTH IT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

9941688867
99426861ACTIVE INTELLIGENCE
99423898ACTIVE MICRO LED
99426865ACTIVEINTELLIGENCE
99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99421871AI OR NOT
99418786AURA
99424374BASE CHAIN
99424081BORN AUTHENTIC
99420735BORN MULTILINGUAL
99422778BOTS DON’T CALL THE SHOTS
99417572CLEANSHOT
99423077DIGITAL ENERGY
99420860DITCH THE GLITCH.
99418499DOCTORS HUB
99422026DUNK
99423781FASTPANEL
99425124HATE EVIL
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99424716LEARNING NEVER ENDS
99424958MAKE KNOWN
99416912MAY THE FLOWERS
99421276POWERING YOUR FUTURE
99416702SEED
99422802SHIFTS
99421311STORY-TELLER
99427722STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS
99420956TAKE FLIGHT
99424746THE HAPPIEST APP ON EARTH
99424969WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE
99426452…QUESTIONS ANSWERED

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99423203ALL WEATHER
99426592AMERICA GEAR
99424591AURORA
99421788CHEEKY DRIP
99423874DEEP SEA
99424987DIVINELY GUIDED
99416894FOREVERLUXURY
99426832GOD’S FIRE
99425124HATE EVIL
99417868I AM ENOUGH
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99424778JESUS LOVES YOU, BUT…
99420115LO
99425682NATURAL LAB GROWN DIAMONDS
99416667NIGHTBIRD
99424689OUTLAST
99424708OUTLAST. OUTSHINE.
99424697OUTSHINE
99419327PIERCING SOCIETY
99418238RING BANDS
99425973VIVA LUXURY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9941688867
99419831ADHD CLEANING PLANNER
99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99426421ALMOST READY
99423902AMAZING STUDENTS
99417693BACK IN MY TIME
99418682BOLOGNA
99418090BREAK SOMETHING
99425859CAT DADDIES
99426990CRAZY CLAY
99425398CYBER BOSS
99427349DOODLE FOR DOLLARS
99426474FAITH BLOOMS
99424942FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH IS YOU
99417752GIRLHOOD EXPLAINED
99421390HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTH
99425124HATE EVIL
99417256HEART WATERCOLOR
99418915HEAVEN’S IDEAS
99417868I AM ENOUGH
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99419679IF IT AIN’T WOKE DON’T FIX IT
99421357IT’S JUST NOT WORTH IT
99427050LIFE PERSONALIZED
99424958MAKE KNOWN
99426728MY COMIC BOOK
99417371NURSING SCHOOL SUCCESS BUNDLE
99421928PAPIER TO GO
99418581PLAYBOX
99423572POSTERIZER
99424787SHE’S THE CAPTAIN
99427722STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS
99424177THE PLANNING WAY
99425715THE UNDERWHELMING PLANNER
99422693THRIVING GOOD LIFE
99423845TOGETHER, WE’VE GOT THIS.
99425042TRENDY

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

9941688867
99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99426421ALMOST READY
99416794CHOCOLATES FOR BREAKFAST
99417705EASE THE DAY
99426730EMPOWERED PARENTHOOD
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99423090JELLY TOTE
99423323LIBTARD
99416912MAY THE FLOWERS
99427705NOW CARRY ON
99417683SALUTATIONS
99417708SLAB BAGS
99420263STRONGBAGS
99418841TRAILMATE
99426716YOU’RE JUST GETTING STARTED

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99424220CUBBY CUBE
99421304DOUBLE COOL
99418424DOUBLE COOLING
99421701DYNAMIC STANDING DESK
99422071EVERLASTING HUG
99421964FALALALALAING
99420087FUNNYTURE
99417893IMMUNITY
99424456LIKE CABINETS
99419587MAGCHAIR
99419154MEGATOTE
99424983NAPBOX
99423770NOVA
99421806PILLOW PRINCESS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9941688867
99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99426858BESTBUDS
99426899BOO-TIQUE
99418427CAKE KEEPER
99419048COFFEE WITH GOD
99425398CYBER BOSS
99425518EASY TAP MOP
99419521EATING GLASS
99421964FALALALALAING
99426448FANCY MAN
99420450FUCK ROBOTS
99425124HATE EVIL
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99427370ISURVIVED
99426754KEEPING GLUTEN OFF YOUR PLATE
99418297LEGS PITS LADY BITS
99423484MADE THE TEXAS WAY
99426513MODERN GRACE
99425416MR. ICE BUCKET
99416926RESTAURANT FEEDER
99424797SAFETY ZONE
99426723SIMPLY GF
99427722STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS
99418378WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK?
99420557WIFE AND WORTHY
99420957YOU CAN’T BEAT BOSTON

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99426899BOO-TIQUE
99419436COZY COOL
99421304DOUBLE COOL
99418424DOUBLE COOLING
99423029DOUBLEPUSH
99425124HATE EVIL
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99418330LATEST BEDDING
99417240OTHER
99419390PERFECT COOL
99427686SIMPLY COMFY
99427643SIMPLY COZY
99417877SLOBBER TOWEL
99424931SPANKY BLANKY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9942274667
99420824798
994212211014
99426421ALMOST READY
99426017ANONYMOUS DRIVER
99427164BEST DAMN TEE
99419182BITCOIN BADDIE
99419147BITTY HIGH LIFE
99418251BORN IN
99422789BRA LIBRARY
99420781CHEERS BUD
99428066CHONK
99428063CHONK CLUB
99425731COWGIRL ERA
99425866COWGIRLS BREAKS HEARTS
99427457DESIGNED TO PERSIST
99424252DOG
99419038DRINK LIKE A FISH
99418364ESCAPE ARTIST
99421964FALALALALAING
99426615FELIZ NAVIDADDY
99418509FERAL FAGGOT
99422442FINAL GIRL
99420450FUCK ROBOTS
99427185GEORGIA BOY
99419105GIVE GOD A SECOND CHANCE
99422833GO TO JESUS OR GO TO
99422901GO TO JESUS OR GO TO HELL
99419123GOD IS THE G.O.A.T.
99423064GOOD BETTER BEST
99422851GOOD VIBES
99425124HATE EVIL
99426004HIS KINGDOM IS FOREVER
99417868I AM ENOUGH
99421750I AM THE CHOICES I MAKE
99428186I JUST FOLLOW JESUS
99422305I KNOW YOU KNOW
99422967I NEED MY SPACE
99427812I SPARKLE EVERYWHERE I GO
99424868IN 49 STATES IT’S JUST FOOTBALL. BUT THIS IS INDIANA
99417451INSPIRED BY GOD
99427370ISURVIVED
99426931IT’S OK TO LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
99423431IT’S COMPLICATED
99427189IT’S COMPLICATED
99424443IT’S COMPLICATED     – Same applicant, same list of goods in 025 for all three!
99419060JESUS LOVES SLUTS
99426253LEAD FOR GOD
99422919LEAVE YOUR PRINT
99423323LIBTARD
99419117LIFE BY THE WATER
99427449LIFE IS GOOD GOD IS BETTER
99419021MAGNET LIFE
99427586MAKE A FRIEND THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU
99427389MAKE AMERICA CHRISTIAN AGAIN
99425678MAKE AMERICA FIRST AGAIN
99426337MAKE MAGIC REAL AGAIN
99418173MAKE VEGAS GREAT AGAIN
99416912MAY THE FLOWERS
99420328MISFIT SAINT
99424949MORE OR LESS
99427862NEVER BROKE AGAIN
99427243NEVER LEAVING
99421745NO ARROGANCE IN MY HOUSE
99423027NO KINGS ALLOWED
99422818NO PROBLLAMA
99423153NO STRINGS ATTACHED
99425979OHIO BADDIE
99425887ONLY HERE FOR THE PILLOWS
99426835PLAYING OFFENSE TO WIN THE CULTURE WAR
99424555PLEASE EXCUSE MY BALLS
99422228PRETTY GIRLS WITH ATTITUDES
99423828RESTLESS GANG
99425546ROLL UP SMALL TO TUCK UNDER A CAR SEAT OR IN A KNAPSACK
99417683SALUTATIONS
99419710SCAPEGOATED
99418014SHE DRIVES
99424787SHE’S THE CAPTAIN
99421597SHE’S AN AMERICAN ICON
99418483SHE’S GONE CUNTRY
99421589SHE’S THE ICONIC YOUNGER SISTER
99423039SMOKE WEED INSTEAD
99421363SOBER SOCIETY
99417262STARRY NIGHT
99427722STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS
99427001TELL YOUR DOG I SAID BOO     – Same company that owns TELL YOUR DOG I SAID HI.
99423560THE PRO
99425226TILL DEBT DO US PART
99426689TOO FAR GONE
99426652TOP DAWG
99425991WE ARE RIGHTEOUS
99427715WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
99418378WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK?
99421401WISH YOU WERE BEER
99420957YOU CAN’T BEAT BOSTON

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99426421ALMOST READY
99423331BESTIE GANG COLLECTION
99422789BRA LIBRARY
99422485PACKS OF HAIR
99419387PICKLEBALL IS MY GAME
99420474STICKIES
99419043THE SOPHISTICATED HAT
99419583ZIPPER RESCUE

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99420221COZYPAWZ
99421846IN CONCERT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99424508AGING DISGRACEFULLY
99422764AN IMMERSIVE MURDER MYSTERY EXPERIENCE
99424940AUTUMN HARVEST
99424696BAT SAVER
99421861BUBBLEWORX
99425429BUNKER BUDDIE
99418807MELLOWSQUISH
99418787MELLOWSQUISHY
99423153NO STRINGS ATTACHED

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99418683AWARE
99426607BRAINS
99420677CAROUSEL
99420419CHILL NOT KILL
99419090DNA PRINTING
99423406DUMPSTER CHICK
99423340IT STARTS WITH A HEART BEAT
99423692PROCEED
99423402SHE LIED… SIZE MATTERS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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