MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: November 30 – December 6, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99523918A CABINET OF CURIOUS CONFECTIONS
99523399CELESTIQUE
99523789DARK ENERGY
99527516FEEL FREE TO STICK YOUR NOSE INTO OUR BUSINESS
99531827FIRE STARTER
99533261HONEY LIGHT CANDLES
99531739LIKE A NINJA!
99524727NORTHERN LIGHTS
99525890PANTHER PISS
99526122SPIRIT SMOKE
99524082SUGAR CANDLE
99531459THERE’S NO PLACE LAKE HOME     – Note: it’s LAKE, not LIKE.
99523990WONDERFUL

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

995290753DMANIFOLD
99522945ACE
99530944ACTOR’S SELF- TAPE EVALUTOR
99527870BIBLE TEA
99519059COUNT ON IT
99526881DEMON KILLER
99527451DIVINE
99533029FRIENDING
99523700GAYFULLY
99532846GET BLUE
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99522851ICE CREAM MAN
99530130IT’S ALL RIGHT THERE
99529962MAKE AMERICA GLOW AGAIN
99529077MANIFOLD
99522073MERLIN
99532138TAILOR
99524016TRUE ICON

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99522063A FALL FROM GRACE
99533189ALWAYS & EVER
99527191BIRTHMARK
99525414CAPY HOLIDAYS
99524054CARNIVAL
99530317CREATURES
99523376ETERNITY CAST
99526778FORGING LOVE
99529411FRATERNITY SHOP
99532855GET BLUE
99533635GOD RING
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99532189HOLIDAY JUNKIE
99522851ICE CREAM MAN
99525093MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN
99522902MY DAD’S RING
99530233NO ONE LEFT BEHIND
99528940PREY
99529220WORLD AS ONE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99526185“I SPELL IMPOSSIBLE WITH AN APOSTROPHE”
9952570412 STEPS TO FREEDOM
9952358140 DAYS OF PRAY(S)
9952673767
99521605ALABAMA WEDDINGS
99522069ART CONNECTING HEARTS
99524309AUTHOR SIGNING BOOK
99525599BRAVE LIKE ME
99523632BUILD AMERICA
99525414CAPY HOLIDAYS
99522591CHAMPIONS DECK
99526615CLEVER MOM’S TOOLBOX
99522745CROWNED FOR THIS
99521673DEAR NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU
99526228DOG DADDIES
99529253FLORIDA-GEORGIA LIFE
99522306FUTURE LEADERS
99532858GET BLUE
99531229GRAVITY
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99526139HAPPY GREETING CARDS
99521747HISTORY DETECTIVE CLUB
99532180HOLIDAY JUNKIE
99532618LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE
99526875LIT
99521821LITTLE TALKS
99533332MAGNA-TILES
99525093MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN
99523569MIND BRAIN EMOTION
99523544MIND BRAIN PARENTING
99530859MORE THAN SUNDAY
99527577NO LATITUDE FOR ATTITUDE
99530149NURSING SCHOOL SUCCESS
99527205PEOPLE CHANGE PEOPLE
99523749PLANNING A LIFE I LOVE
99532513PLAY. GROW. REPEAT.
99533286POSITIVE ADJUSTMENTS
99527244POSITIVE PAPER
99522103PRIORITIZE YOUR PURPOSE EVERY DAY
99528463REACH YOUR PEAK
99528026RIDE A NICE DAY!
99522238SANTA BLOCKS
99533240SEVEN IN DOG YEARS
99523615SHE WHO KNOWS
99522800SIGNATURE ERA
99531631SIMPLY ADULTING
99530184TEMPLE PASSPORT
99528016UNAPOLOGETICALLY WHOLE
99532692WILF
99532989YOU WEREN’T REJECTED YOUR OFFER WAS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99530058ADVANCE
99529791EVERGREEN
99529253FLORIDA-GEORGIA LIFE
99529411FRATERNITY SHOP
99532864GET BLUE
99533594GOLD KOOZIE
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99524281I MISS MY DOG.
99527287LETS GRILL
99533338MAGNA-TILES
99529962MAKE AMERICA GLOW AGAIN
99521753MARRAKECH
99526444ONLY PLANTS
99529118PETTY PARTY
99532367PRIMAL FEAR
99528463REACH YOUR PEAK
99527684SAVE THE BUBBLES
99533240SEVEN IN DOG YEARS
99525226SIPPIN’ N DIPPIN’
99529675SIPPY LID
99532533STALK LIFE
99531459THERE’S NO PLACE LAKE HOME     – Note: it’s LAKE, not LIKE.
99521972THIS BARSTOOL IS MY SADDLE
99533508TRASH KING
99527221VIRTUOUS WOMAN
99523552WITCHES FOR KITCHENS
99529602BEST DAD EVER     – This group at the bottom here, all in bold, are all from the same applicant…
99529604BEST MOM EVER     – Thai Hua, an individual in Vietnam.
99529576CHEMO MUG
99529623DEAR BOSS
99529587EVERYTHING IS FINE
99529568I’M CLASSIC
99529607PRESCRIPTION COFFEE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99529384728
99529433928
995293671128
99526185“I SPELL IMPOSSIBLE WITH AN APOSTROPHE”
99532288ALIEN BODY
99528262ALL MY BEES ARE BLACK
99531674AM I THE DRAMA?
99524985ATHLETE OF LIFE
99532703BORN IN ARMENIA, MADE IN AMERICA
99530170BORN IN THE CITY, BUILT FOR THE WORLD
99529867BROKE MILLIONAIRE
99525164BUTTER BABY
99527524BUTTS ON THINGS
99533230CALI420
99528951CALIFORNIA SURF CLUB
99525438CAPY HOLIDAYS
99531413DAD STRENGTH
99523501DIDN’T USE MY BRAIN
99525674DON’T TAX ME BRO
99530513DON’T TELL ME, TELL YOUR THERAPIST
99523378DOWN SYNDROME IS COOL
99526010DUES PAID
99528317FAITH IN ACTION
99528462FLAG MAGNET
99529253FLORIDA-GEORGIA LIFE
99533205FOR GOD SO LOVED JOHN 3:16
99529411FRATERNITY SHOP
99523474G.A.M.E
99532866GET BLUE
99531189GOD BLESS ALL LATINAS
99533507GOLDEN GIRL
99527344GREAT FOR WHOM?
99533416GREATER
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99527967HAPPY WAVES
99528514HARBOR FOR LIFE
99532184HOLIDAY JUNKIE
99525231I AM MUSIC
99522149I SEE GOD IN YOU
99523975MAGA NO MORE
99529962MAKE AMERICA GLOW AGAIN
99525093MAKE CALIFORNIA GREAT AGAIN
99527839MAKE FUCKING FASHIONABLE AGAIN
99533649MELANATED TRIBE
99531871MOMMY SCRUBS
99521681MORTICIA ADDAMS     – Applicant is an individual in China, not the Addams folks.
99525384NEVER MAKE EXCUSES
99527577NO LATITUDE FOR ATTITUDE
99533121NO, I DON’T PLAY BASKETBALL.
99530244OFFICE BOSS
99525924OLD MAN APPAREL
99525910OLD MAN STRONG
99527390PROTECT YOUR KNUCKLES
99527157PSYCHOTIC
99530791PURPLE HAIR MAFIA
99528463REACH YOUR PEAK
99528026RIDE A NICE DAY!
99522302SCHOOLED
99531281SECRET LANGUAGE
99533240SEVEN IN DOG YEARS
99531713SHEEP OF GOD LION AMONG MEN
99522220SPORTING CHICK
99532533STALK LIFE
99531459THERE’S NO PLACE LAKE HOME     – Note: it’s LAKE, not LIKE.
99521972THIS BARSTOOL IS MY SADDLE
99528886TOMORROW DOESNT MATTER
99522824WE THE 92%
99522908WE’RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD     – Does not appear to be affiliated with The Blues Brothers.
99527118WE’RE ALL IMMIGRANTS
99532692WILF
99533174WILLIE
99523827WTF WHERE’S THE FLAG?
99524079YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T ABOUT BOXING

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9952296212 DAYS OF FISHMAS
995300113D MAZE CUBE LABYRINTH PUZZLE
99523019A MOMENT IN SLIME
99528474A VERY GOOD IDEA
99524371BANGER BALL
99531838BLUE GREEN TACKLE
99530705BOARD POCKET
99533518CALM DOGGY
99529212CHASE BUDDY
99522278DESIGN-A-TREE SYSTEM    – Goods: artificial Christmas trees.
99530004EVERYDAYS BEST
99532193GAMEDAY FLAG FOOTBALL
99530323GET HYPED
99526002GET THUMPED
99530166GIANT EAGLE
99524737GREATEST OF FALL TIME
99532441JELLY BABIES
99524199KIDDIE CORNER
99522290MODULAR TRUNK SYSTEM    – Goods: artificial Christmas trees.
99528956MY ADVENT ANGEL DOLL
99522787OFF DAYS
99532513PLAY. GROW. REPEAT.
99529905POOP IN MY SOUP     – Tabletop game. Included for the LOLs. No specimen yet, dangit!
99526978POSITIVE BASKETBALL
99531647SQUEAKY DOOR
99533497WITNESS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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