MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: November 23 – November 29, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99518100ECO SLICK
99520093FANCYTEAK
99517793FLAWFULLY UNAPOLOGETIC
99512635ICED EUCALYPTUS
99512890NO BULLSH** JUST BULL FAT
99514708OF EARTH & LIGHT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99517842ARTISAN ENTERTAINMENT
99511843COMMON SENSE COW
99513235DECISIVE DUCK
99512173DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR IT’S MY CROWN
99515297PAID TRAVEL OPPORTUNITIES
99519571WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99518677ADVANTAGE
99516275BAKED BABE
99515440BREAST MILK
99514582CREATIVE ENCHANTMENTS
99514848ICE VAULT
99512360JEWELRY EXCHANGE CENTER
99517852MINI POPS
99520142NOTORIOUS JEWELRY
99516118PIN DROP
99515302SEA DRAGON

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9951425930 TRIVIA CHALLENGE
99517456ACROSS THE YEARS, WITH LOVE
99511840ADVENTUROUS ASTRONAUT
99516205ART IS A REAL JOB
99518675BE SEEN. BE HEARD. BE CURED.
99517745CAT CAT
99511843COMMON SENSE COW
99514055CRAFT YOUR PRACTICE
99514676CRASH OUT
99512046EXPLORE DUNGEONS
99517888FESTIVAL FAIRY
99513147FUCK YOUR MOOD. FOLLOW THE PLAN.
99515171GHOST FACE AT YOUR PLACE
99512842GOT BEACH?
99511847GRATITUDE GORILLA
99520520HONEYCOMB
99515093JOURNAL MANIA
99517570LESS HUSTLE. MORE MEANING.
99515798LOADED BIBLE KIT     – Can’t help picturing a “loaded bible” as one covered with cheese, sour cream, bacon bits, and chives.
99514968MAKE AMERICA COLORFUL AGAIN
99519075MOMTROVERTS
99511967STRONGER THAN CHEMO
99518237SUPER MOMS
99513721THE JELLICLE BALL
99519607THE PRACTICE OF US
99512489THE SHIFT WORKBOOK
99517160TOXIC SOCIETY
99517139YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99516273BIG ASS DIFFUSER
99517654BLEND SET REPEAT
99519823BUTTER BRUSH     – Goods are hair care brushes and items, not kitchen items.
99518018CHEF’S PRIDE
99515532CHINESE FOOD SEASON
99514997COMMANDER
99515681DESIGNED FOR GOOD
99514767ECO MADE
99518877FLIPMAT
99516280FROSTWARE
99515171GHOST FACE AT YOUR PLACE
99512653GLAM BRUSH
99512842GOT BEACH?
99517573GROOVY BROOM
99515332HELPING HAND
99516011NATURALLY CHIC
99515706REAL HOT WIFE
99515935REAL HOT WIFE SHIT
99513887SAND WATER AND TREES
99512626TARANTULA
99516377THIN BLUE LINE LAW ENFORCEMENT MOTORCYCLE CLUB

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9952068567     – I see I missed a few six-seven applications over the last few weeks!
99520507ADULT FILM SOCIETY
99516176ALPHA LEVEL
99516895AMERICA FIRST
99516205ART IS A REAL JOB
99511832ASPIRING RICH MOM
99518176AWESOME DAD
99513063BACK THE PUCK UP
99519221BORN TWICE
99517745CAT CAT
99515532CHINESE FOOD SEASON
99511824COMPUTER
99517333CUE IT UP
99520196DEFINE YOURSELF
99511740DISHES AIN’T SHIT
99520306DON’T BE SALTY, BE GREAT.
99512173DON’T TOUCH MY HAIR IT’S MY CROWN
99512948DUMP TRUCK LIFE
99514998EAT DRINK VACATION REPEAT
99516661FAMILY OVER EVERYTHING
99516100FOCUS ON GOODNESS
99514655FOOD IS OVERRATED
99513147FUCK YOUR MOOD. FOLLOW THE PLAN.
99518972GET WHITE GIRLS PREGNANT AGAIN     – Gross. Thanks, “Common Sense American Co”.
99515178GHOST FACE AT YOUR PLACE
99515964GO FAST WASTE GAS
99517512GOD IS MY MANAGER
99514388GODDESS COMPLEX
99519525GODSPEED
99516044GOD’S FAVORITE LEGEND
99516083GOD’S FAVORITE LIABILITY
99512842GOT BEACH?
99511666HEARTTHROB
99515487HIS PEOPLE
99516607HOUSE WIFE MATERIAL
99512027I SEE GREATNESS IN YOU
99516977LOVE ON THE
99514104LOVEOFGOD
99512085MIDDLE CLASS SCUM
99516412MOB CREW
99517616MOM GROOVE
99513386MUSIC IS MY LIFE
99511719MY ART IS
99516963NINETY-NINTH PROBLEM
99517588PINK SURVIVOR
99516209POST SHOWER DRESS
99520522PRETTY GIRL LIFE
99520698PULL OVER TO THE SIDE, DON’T EVER TEXT & DRIVE
99515706REAL HOT WIFE
99515935REAL HOT WIFE SHIT
99513887SAND WATER AND TREES
99516637SILK
99509136SNOWBALLS
99517904SPACE TRAVELER
99516420STFU
99511967STRONGER THAN CHEMO
99516914SURVIVOR VIBES
99516377THIN BLUE LINE LAW ENFORCEMENT MOTORCYCLE CLUB
99517160TOXIC SOCIETY
99512847WE THE VETERANS
99511901WEAR YOUR VIBE
99519896WILL TRAVEL FOR
99517139YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT WASHINGTON CAN TAX IT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99516107ANVIL
99513432BEACHLIFE
99511889BETTER THAN STEROIDS
99517745CAT CAT
99516334CREATOR BUDDY
99514455DART
99518311DOG WILL HUNT
99515184DUBAI CHOCOLATE
99515176GHOST FACE AT YOUR PLACE
99515171GHOST FACE AT YOUR PLACE
99513252JUSTFILL BALLOONS
99520266KINETIC CLEAT
99514221LIL’ TAILGATERS
99516496MUSIC IS MY LIFE
99516068NAVIGATOR
99516622NEWBORN DISCHARGE MOMENT
99513210PHOENIX
99513268PUKING PICKLE
99513887SAND WATER AND TREES
99517343SANDY
99517790SNOWPEOPLE
99516016SPACE CLASS
99515275TARGET DARTS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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