MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: November 10 – November 16, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

New Music: This week’s list was compiled while listening to HIT ME HARD AND SOFT by Billie Eilish. I see why “Birds of a Feather” is in the running for the Song of the Year Grammy, but there are quite a few great tunes on this album.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

98855205420 FRAGRANCE
98855556ACTUALLY FLUSHABLE WIPES
98855460ANYTHING BUT DULL
98847820BE A MAN ABOUT IT
98850215BEAN CANDLE CO
98856891BEAUTY IS SELF-MADE
98849364BEEF TALLOW
98856016BIRCH WATER
98845623BLEMISH BUDDIES
98847514BLOOMING WILDFLOWERS
98854915BOOTY SUDS
98847229CHANGE THE WAY YOU AGE
98848927DIGITAL COLOR
98856405FACIL
98848986FAT GLOB
98849215FIRST RAIN
98847489FLOWER STORIES
98846928FUNGI-NAIL
98854775GLITTER FRECKLES
98851161GOOD ASS HAIR CLUB
98849362HONEY BALM
98846884MAISON DEL SOL
98848281MAN SAUCE
98847159MAYDAY
98847512MORNING BLISS
98846243NATURE’S DELIGHT
98856269PINEAPPLE REFRESH
98856047POCKET BLUSH
98856572POWER TRIP
98850210PRETTY GIRLS SUCK
98848964SACRED
98854859SERENITY
98845961SPACE COWBOY
98854039STINKY BOOTY
98850350SUGAR KISS
98849014SWEET LASH
98851607SWEET POPCORN
98855871THE LOVERS THE DREAMERS AND ME.
98855600THE ONLY WAY TO WIPE

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98850215BEAN CANDLE CO
98850705BURNING VIBES
98852297CALIBRATION CANDLES
98853489GOLDEN AGE
98855930HAPPY WAXIDENTS
98846865MELTO
98856472ODDLY BREWED
98850997PARTY TRICK
98855569SUGARED SPICE TWIST
98856999WITHIN

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98856891BEAUTY IS SELF-MADE
98856524EXPANSION
98848751FREE AUDIO
98849701GOOD MUSIC FOR BAD PEOPLE
98852926GOOD NEIGHBOURS
98850190IMAGE IS EVERYTHING.
98849421MOM PASS
98847145ONE FINAL MOMENT
98849496WORLD LEGEND

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98847304BABYLON SILVER
98849304BETTER IN BLUE
98852885COLORFUL AURA
98846812DAD PERFECT
98847782DANGEROUS ART
98856254EVERY DAY IS FOR YOU
98855564HELLO, MOUNTAIN MOVER!
98850034IGIFT BOX
98854040LINKED X LOADED
98847027LOVE IS BLIND
98849467NO-NONSENSE CAR DEALER
98847708PRETTY PERIODT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98853793828
988520861099 LIFE
98846009AFTER DINNER CONVERSATION
98856891BEAUTY IS SELF-MADE
98851242BLANK INSPIRATION
98846433BOLD-EASY COLORING BOOK
98857273BRAAP WRAPS
98850397CONNECTED BY HEARTBEAT
98852534CUTE CORNER
98856040CYBER COLORS COLORING BOOK
98846810DAD PERFECT
98855863DIABETICK
98847231DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT
98856405FACIL
98849701GOOD MUSIC FOR BAD PEOPLE
98850759GRATITUDE GRAMS
98845783ICONIC CARDS
98848995INFORMATION MAPPING
98845956KAMALA BLEW IT
98849759KEEP SOCIAL MEDIA SOCIAL
98846468LEMON PARTY STICKERS
98848589LETS FN GO
98846688MOTHER-SON DAY
98848153MY DOG MADE ME DO IT
98849467NO-NONSENSE CAR DEALER
98851374PIVOT PEN
98846577PRINTSMART
98854949REALITY’S TIGHT IF THE MUSIC IS RIGHT.
98851098REMEMBER YOUR STRENGTH
98846050RESCUE ANIMALS, NOT MEN
98850524SANTAS IN THE SAND
98855868SEA NO EVIL
98848902SIDEQUEST DECK
98855075SOCIAL WORKER.
98846402SPOOKY CUTIE
98854363STAR LIFE
98854411STOP STALLING ON YOUR CALLING
98848173STRENGTH IN THE STORM
98855774THE LEGAL PAD
98856835TRUMP TRIFECTA
98854706WRITE BAD IDEAS

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98853839828
98856794BACK TO THE BOOTS
98856891BEAUTY IS SELF-MADE
98852687BELLA BAG
98852675BRING YOUR BEST
98848983BUILT TO BOND
98846799DAD PERFECT
98847564HERITAGE VIBES
98847655KICK FLIP
98847780PROUD HOOMAN
98846050RESCUE ANIMALS, NOT MEN
98855689SHIFT BAGS
98855917THE GOOD BITCH
98847873THE GREATEST OF ALL TOTES
98853857WILD AND FREE

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98853902828
98847350ACOUSTICABINETS
98848983BUILT TO BOND
98845949CORE VALUES DESKTOP BLOCKS WITH TRAY DISPLAY
98845950CORE VALUES STATEMENT DISPLAY BLOCK
98851596LOUNGE CONCEPTS
98853292MEOWGIC
98850413MY GUITAR VAULT
98856450NOMAD HOME
98852549POSITIVE PICKLE
98855905SANCTUARY
98847002SUPERIOR COMFORT, BAR NONE
98856541THE LOUNGING BABY
98856647THE THINKING DESK
98848432TIGHT SHEETS
98847644TRAVEL TOT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

98856891BEAUTY IS SELF-MADE
98848983BUILT TO BOND
98846809DAD PERFECT
98847295DIRT GIRL
98855374DYE
98856405FACIL
98848986FAT GLOB
98853272FISH BRIDGE
98854208HAVE A GREAT HAIR DAY!
98847810HELLO AROMAS
98847715LUNCH BUDDIES
98847742LUNCHTIME COLLECTIBLES
98848820MILF N COOKIES
98854785OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY
98849178PARENT SMARTER. NOT HARDER
98847913PLEASURE ISLAND
98855868SEA NO EVIL
98856474SMART CADDY
98846531SMOOTHSTRAW
98854228SPARROW
98854039STINKY BOOTY
98846505SWAMP ADDICTION
98854292TEA LOVERS TEA CLUB
98849636TECHNICALLY, ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION
98846689THOU SHALT COMMANDMENTS
98853352UPSIDE DOWN AQUARIUM

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98848935BLOCK-LIGHT
98856347CLEAN AND FRESH COMFORT
98848354COTTONWORKS
98852090COUPLES BLANKET
98851690COZYWOOL
98846571CURATED CASA
98850512DEKOR KITS
98846043EXPAND A BED
98853072FABRIC5ANDDIME
98854336IMPERIAL TOWELS
98850532LITTLEHIPPO
98856450NOMAD HOME
98853371NOT YOUR MAMAS MINKY
98851270ROOMY SHADES
98855905SANCTUARY
98855886SHED HAPPENS
98852894SLEEP ELEPHANT
98845971SNUGGLE BUDS
98856189SWADDLE BABY
98846691THOU SHALT COMMANDMENTS
98847188TRY ME!
98845984UNRIVALED

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

98849048369
98853953828
98850726“DISTURB US”
988475211,2,3, COME SIT WITH ME
988493511ST WAVE
98856547ALIEN STONER
98854044AMERICA GOT FUCKED AGAIN
98846862B&B – BITCHES & BOOZE
98853718BAD INFLUENCE
98857375BARNYARD BOUJEE
98856883BEAUTY IS SELF MADE
98846707BIG SWINGING DICKS
98854058BIG~N~HORNY
98854254BOLD & BEAUTIFUL
98853378BOUJEE BIGFOOT
98847582CANUCKAF
98854809CHAIRMAN
98850684CHIEF SUFFERING OFFICER
98854881CONCEPTS OF THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
98855923COWBOY COUNTRY CLUB
98854264CROWS BEFORE BROS
98846807DAD PERFECT
98845970DAY TRIPPER
98852581DINK & DOINK
98855965DR. DANK
98847021DR.FISH
98851535DR.TRIP
98847279DUMB WORTHLESS INDIVIDUAL
98849822EAT A FUCKING CARB
98856250EVERY DAY IS FOR YOU
98846560EVERYBODY LOVES BOOBS
98852247FEAR NO SWAMP
98846113FEAR NO/ONE
98851515FITS LIKE A MITTEN
98849543FREE TO BE SEXY
98846813GHOST GANG
98846819GHOST GIRLS
98846830GHOST GROUPIES
98855901GIVE ME TEQUILA AND COUNTRY MUSIC
98856510GONE TIL MIDNIGHT
98849701GOOD MUSIC FOR BAD PEOPLE
98848878GOOD VIBES
98853630GRUMPY MONKEY
98854208HAVE A GREAT HAIR DAY!
98853346HE SAYS
98847564HERITAGE VIBES
98856692I FEEL SO GREAT AGAIN
98846838IF YOU DON’T LOVE YOU WON’T MISS, AND IF YOU DON’T MISS YOU NEVER LOVED
98856165IN THE VIBE
98848414IS AMERICA GREAT AGAIN YET?
98848016IS AMERICA GREAT YET?
98851089IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE A REPUBLICAN
98851138IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE AN AMERICAN
98850207JINGLE BELL ROCK
98856381JUST THE FACTS JACK
98850118JUST TRUST YOUR TRAINING
98848756KEEP PRIVATE JETS GREAT
98855716KING DADDY
98848589LETS FN GO
98854844LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT’S GROUNDHOG DAY
98847101LOUD AND PROUD
98856596LOVED BY GOD
98851156MADE AMERICA GULLIBLE AGAIN
98850523MAGIC HAPPENS
98845781MAKE AMERICAN GARBAGE GREAT AGAIN
98856981MAKE AMERICAN’S GODLY AGAIN
98848820MILF N COOKIES
98855245MOM ERA STREETWEAR
98853318MY COZY CHOICE
98845793NAUTI-GAL
98855880NON-FICTION
98849467NO-NONSENSE CAR DEALER
98854785OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY
98856930OWN YOUR POWER
98848234PEACEFUL AF
98850210PRETTY GIRLS SUCK
98846050RESCUE ANIMALS, NOT MEN
98853827SAUCED
98854608SCOUT
98855868SEA NO EVIL
98856050SET
98846022SIS YOU’RE A MOOD
98850624SMOKE HELLA WEED
98854139SOCIAL ON OCCASION
98855075SOCIAL WORKER.
98846717SPLIT HAPPENS
98852266SPOILED SLOTH
98850918STAY EAGER MY FRIENDS
98849909STAY READY
98854039STINKY BOOTY
98854411STOP STALLING ON YOUR CALLING
98855191STRESS DOESN’T GO WITH MY OUTFIT
98846631SUCCESS STARTS WITH SOBRIETY
98849636TECHNICALLY, ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION
98848666THE FUNERAL IS CANCELLED
98846692THOU SHALT COMMANDMENTS
98853290TIMELESS GLAM
98847188TRY ME!
98854503UNFCKABLE
98851384UNITE BLACK AMERICA AGAIN
98849648VETERANS DOING VETERAN SHIT
98852898VOICE
98854341WEAR A SMILE
98850839WEBSITE
98850934WEIRD GANG
98856528WHAT CAN’T JESUS DO?
98856318YES DAY

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98856794BACK TO THE BOOTS
98846101BOOT WING
98853105CHARCHARMS
98856405FACIL
98846156GODSMILE
98854208HAVE A GREAT HAIR DAY!
98848016IS AMERICA GREAT YET?
98855868SEA NO EVIL
98851430SILKYHAIRMAGIC
98850158SLEEKWIGPRO
98849636TECHNICALLY, ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION
98847188TRY ME!

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98850512DEKOR KITS
98853047EZ FLOOR
98849538STORY RUGS

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98849990ANIMAL INK
98850707BECAUSE SOME ANIMALS JUST WANT TO LOOK DIFFERENT
98851595BUBBLE NET
98856277BUG WING
98855923COWBOY COUNTRY CLUB
98856773CRAFTING MOMENTS
98846805DAD PERFECT
98855843DODGEBALL PUCK
98850463DOUBLE-SIDED TREADMILL
98849484FIRST CHAPTER PUZZLES
98848895GUMMY HUGS
98849993INKED ANIMALS
98849986INKED UP ANIMALS
98847715LUNCH BUDDIES
98847742LUNCHTIME COLLECTIBLES
98854352MUSCLE MOMMY
98846289NEON
98855427PHILOSOPHY
98855393PICKLEBALL BASEBALL
98846629PRAWN
98850010TATTOO JUNGLE
98850004TATTOOED PLUSHIES
98849997TATTOOED STUFFED ANIMALS
98855641VOLLEYBALL HITTING TRAINER
98849086WALKING VIBRATION PAD

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

9885722722 MILLION HEARTS FOR JESUS
98851569A BRIDAL SHOP FOR GROOMS
98845949CORE VALUES DESKTOP BLOCKS WITH TRAY DISPLAY
98845950CORE VALUES STATEMENT DISPLAY BLOCK
98853210MAKE WOMEN LADIES AGAIN
98854258OCCUPY MARS
98846697THOU SHALT COMMANDMENTS
98856999WITHIN

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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