MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: May 18, 2025 – May 24, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

99191083ACRYLIC NAIL KIT
99192093AD SOLUTION
99198216AMERICAN SUMMER
99199799BACK TO BRUNETTE
99193566BARN & COOP CLEAN
99193491BARN & COOP GUARD
99197535BAT YOUR EYES
99199049BEACH RESORT
99199059BLACK SWAN
99192481CLEAR SKIN HUB
99199285COLLATERAL DAMAGE
99193399COLOR CRUSH
99198545DESERT RAIN
99192122ECO-CONSCIOUS
99196717EZ CLEAN
99196104FABRIC AND CARPET RESCUE
99199149FIRM
99196802FORMULA SKINCARE
99192428GOOD SWEAT
99192761GOT FLESH !?!
99195855HAIR BOOMER
99193015HAIRLOCKS
99193378HELMET HEAD
99197164HOTEL AROMAS
99199076HOTEL LOBBY
99199071LEAP OF FAITH
99191160LET’S DEW THIS
99193633LIKE A FACE LIFT IN A STICK
99193534LIKE AN EYE LIFT IN A STICK
99198663MAGICAL PATCH
99191619NAIL-AID
99194858NARCISSIST
99192889NATURE PRODUCTS
99193956NUTRIENT DELIVERY SYSTEM
99192176ORGANIZED SKIN CARE
99193673PERFECT SUMMER
99198896PIXIE MASK
99193220PORTRAIT OF A PRINCESS
99199080SECRET DESIRES
99193573SEXY VANILLA
99195968SMART HEALING STARTS HERE
99199222STEM CELL SERUM
99194150STURDY GIRL
99199074VEGAS RESORT
99194530VOLUME
99193553WEAR THE DAMN SUNSCREEN
99193648WON’T SMUDGE, WON’T BUDGE & STAYS PUT
99198753YOUR BEST SKIN EVER. FOREVER.
99194901YOUR SKIN, SMARTER

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99197594ADIRONDACK FRAGRANCE
99193929COCAINE & BUTTHOLES     – Included just for the LOLs
99194409HIDDEN CANDLES
99190697SPLITS
99199528TOFFEE
99198357TRUE NATURAL

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99200448AI DADDY
99199105ANYONE CAN COOK
99195985BEAST BEAUTY BRAINS
99199001BORED TOILET CLUB
99192833COPY NOTHING
99198174PERIPHERAL
99198318SWEETEST DAY
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99190609CHARMED FEDORAS
99192223CITY OF GOLD
99200277FOR THE FAITHFUL
99195648GEM LOUNGE
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99193398JEWELS WITHOUT RULES
99199762LOVE WORN FOREVER
99193785ME AND I LIKE IT
99200773NAME DROP
99197455SOME COLLECTIVE
99197394SOME NOBODY
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99199526AMOURPRINTS
99195985BEAST BEAUTY BRAINS
99192029BEST CASE SCENARIO
99200549BETTER, NOT BIGGER
99198371BOUND TO JOURNAL
99191461BOUNDARY BOOK
99194029BRAIN INJURY IDENTIFICATION CARD
99198082CAN WE SEND HIM TO MARS YET?
99197359CHRISTOPHER AND POOH
99190884CUTE CARDS ONLY
99198268DEEPLY HUMAN
99192160DO GOOD
99196696F* THE PAULS
99199215FORMERLY KNOWN AS CARDS
99197316GETTING OUT IS GOOD
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99200314GRANDPASAURUS
99194973HERE’S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU
99190986HOW TO HEAL
99193589INVISIBLE BACKPACK
99193595INVISIBLE BRIEFCASE
99193617INVISIBLE SUITCASE
99194747LET’S FUCKING RAGE
99190329LET’S TACO BOUT IT – TACO TAROT
99191388LOVE FOR LOVE’S SAKE
99195232MAKE AMERICA SKILLED AGAIN
99200670NOTORIOUS FOODIE
99195091SIP & SEA, SIP AND SEA
99200199STAR OF THE STORY
99192445THE PLANNER PACKS
99198073THE YEAR OF THE BRIDE
99190863THIS BOOK IS
99190436UNUSED STICKER CLUB
99192983VIOLET DTF TRANSFER
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99198058BARK MASTER
99197410BEACH LEASH
99198293BOOSTLIFE
99196347CUTECASE
99200608EVERYONE MATTERS DEMOCRATS
99198889FREEDOM COLLAR
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99190376HELLA GREENTHUMB
99193589INVISIBLE BACKPACK
99197825NEVER WITHOUT HOPE
99198355NO PLACE, LIKE THIS PLACE
99197455SOME COLLECTIVE
99197394SOME NOBODY
99191753STEALTH MODE
99197784TAKE IT
99196974THE ALL-INCLUSIVE BUSINESS SOLUTION
99198272TUFF LITTLE RUCKER
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99198003AMAZING MORNINGS
99191937BETTER BLINDS
99196015CAULK CAP
99191855COMPLETE COMFORT
99195350DOUBLE HELIX WINE RACK
99194969EZ
99194016SMARTCOOLER
99195137SONIC
99193966SPINE PILLOW
99191650SUCCULENT
99195486T PILLOW
99197820UNCOMPLICATED COMFORT
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250
99196973WHERE DEM FANS AT
99196937WHERE THEM FANS AT
99196939YARDCLOTH

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99190299AQUASPROUTS
99195985BEAST BEAUTY BRAINS
99191374BIG RED SPONGE
99195229BOTTLEBUDDIES
99191973FORGE ELEMENTS
99193302FORGE LIFE
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99192759MAKE IT MINE
99198374NO PLACE, LIKE THIS PLACE
99199509SIPPY DIPPER
99199977STEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
99191285TASTE ‘EM TOAST ‘EM
99200365TEAZE INFUSER
99190630THE SHARKCUTERIE BOARD
99200538TRUMP TRAYS
99197468WATER PARK SHARK
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250
99190316WORLD KITCHEN

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99190518B-CLEAN
99197965BEDSCAPE
99199984COZY CRITTERS
99199216DO NOT LET FEAR OF FAILURE IMPEDE YOUR EFFORT TO SUCCEED
99200309FROGSKIN
99193983NO SWEAT TOWEL
99194102PLANKET
99195399TEXTILE ADDICT
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

991920810% CONCERNED
99200448AI DADDY
99195974ANGRY HIPPY
99194295BE LIKE WATER.
99190726BEAN
99195985BEAST BEAUTY BRAINS
99191506BIBLES AND BASEBALL
99196810CAT SUPREMACY
99190609CHARMED FEDORAS
99194836CHIPPIN BALLS
99192833COPY NOTHING
99192562DA POPE
99199254DAVID
99192160DO GOOD
99194959DO WITCHCRAFT
99200608EVERYONE MATTERS DEMOCRATS
99194987FIRST YOU’RE CRAZY THEN YOU’RE GENIUS
99194058FOOT LONG NOT SIX INCH
99190253GAY OLE PLANT SHOP
99193417GIRLS & GAINS
99191413GOD FAITH FAMILY
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99195313GOD’S CHAMPION
99194045GOLD CHAIN
99200622GONG GONG
99199002GOT PERK?
99196319GOTTA SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT
99198439GROOVY
99196354HATS & HIJABS
99196383HATS WITH ATTITUDE
99197486HEART AF
99199531HERO TO A CAT
99191030HEY HOWDY HI
99193429HOSPITAL GOWNS FOR WOMEN
99190959I JUST NEEDED SPACE TO CREATE
99193064I MATTER
99192515IN GOOD STATE
99193895KEEP ON PUSHIN’
99194747LET’S FUCKING RAGE
99197177LIGHT
99198901LIGHTWEIGHT
99197392LOVE LIKE JESUS
99200426MAKE AMERICA HIS AGAIN
99195232MAKE AMERICA SKILLED AGAIN
99193785ME AND I LIKE IT
99198247MORE IS MORE
99194971NOT YOUR PAL
99200670NOTORIOUS FOODIE
99194405ON  THE WATER – OFF THE GRID
99190847PERUVIAN CRAFTED
99190485PERUVIAN CRAFTS
99200738PRAY FOR YOUR HOMIES
99193339PRAYED UP. DIALED IN.
99200204PRICE IS RIGHT
99196160RATED NEVER HATED
99197242SAND CAT
99199398SAVE A VEGAN, RIDE A COWBOY
99191756SAY LESS DO MORE
99196720SCOOP
99197394SOME NOBODY
99199814STEP-MOMBA
99196775STREET KING
99196793STREET KINGS
99191285TASTE ‘EM TOAST ‘EM
99192405TEENAGE DIRTBAG
99123837THINK FOR YOURSELF
99194894THIS IS MY GARAGE SHIRT, THIS IS MY GARAGE TSHIRT, THIS IS MY WORKING IN THE GARAGE WITH DAD SHIRT, THIS IS MY WORKING IN THE GARAGE WITH DAD TSHIRT
99193403TOUGH MFER
99192531TRUE ALPHA
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250
99197672WEAR WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
99196973WHERE DEM FANS AT
99196937WHERE THEM FANS AT
99191864WISH

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99195985BEAST BEAUTY BRAINS
99191061CRAFT HERO
99200608EVERYONE MATTERS DEMOCRATS
99199503GOD LOVES FAGS
99192178PAPAYA
99199225PILE’EM ON
99198099SHOE GROUPIES
99196864TRAUMA

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99198439GROOVY
99200680HAIR YA GO!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99198733+PERFORMANCE
99200172AGGRESSIVELY SINGLE
99200801AQUA SLAM
99194053BASKETBALL KINGDOM
99196829BETTERBALL
99194416BROTHR GOLF
99192833COPY NOTHING
99199980COZY CRITTERS
99192032FOOTBALL PREP BUTTER
99199862FUZZY POPS
99198321KUPCAKE KUTIES
99199122LITTLE ICE CREAM FRIENDS
99195926LITTLE OUCHIES
99191843OUTPLAY
99194445PET ISLAND
99194951POP SPIN
99195735SNUGGLE PUPPY BREED BUDDIES
99194064SPORTS CUSTOMS
99190643VICE GRIP
99199331WE ALL WIGGLE
99196697WE THE PEOPLE 250
99192299WONDERBUDDY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99193433EL NIÑO
99199217FIBRECRAFT
99192361PRINT MY STUFF
99194387PRINTLAB
99191804RESCUE RESTORATION
99191292RESCUE. RESTORE. REBUILD.
99200098SPARK SHOP
99199952SUNSET TAILORS
99193738VALLEY CHROME PLATING
99192983VIOLET DTF TRANSFER

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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