MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: July 20, 2025 – July 26, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

99290686AMERICAN FARM WIFE
99301672ANTI-CELLULITE BODY WASH
99303138BE PINK
99296448BEAK BALM
99293119BEAUTY NOTES
99298438BEE SIMPLISTIC
99294560BLACK BANDAGE
99302237BOTTOM FRESH
99299704CASUAL FOLK
99294327COASTAL COWGIRL
99304275DANG!
99297261FILL & CLEAN
99303953FLOWY
99294618FREE & CLEAN
99302441GIRL GOT GLOW
99294819HAIR CRAFT
99297002HAIR FERTILIZER
99304207HYDRATEOLOGY
99302577HYDRATEOLOGY
99303304HYDRATEOLOGY     – Three different applicants for the same word, all from China.
99296321I’M
99302735IGNITE
99294704IT’S ALL ME
99297847LADIES WHO LUNCH
99302706LET’S GO
99293791MODERN ALCHEMIST
99297219MY HEALING GUIDE
99297200NOT TOO SWEET
99295097NOTICE
99300499ORAL WELLNESS
99302061ORIGINAL NO FRAGRANCE FRAGRANCE
99302058ORIGINAL NO MAKEUP MAKEUP
99298141OVER THE CONTOUR
99299242OVERNIGHT FACE + NECK MOISTURE LONGEVITY TREATMENT
99295948PEACH PERFECT
99298544PERFECT FEELING
99303176PURELY ELEGANT
99303137RUSTIC VANILLA
99297469SISTER LOVE
99301182SMOKESHOW
99294376STRETCHY, SQUISHY SLIME SOAP
99302351STUPID SOAP
99296216TALLOW BODY BALM
99293051THAT GUY

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99295825ALL YOU NEED IS ICE
99301414BLACKBIRD
99301358BUTTERFLY
99294327COASTAL COWGIRL
99304275DANG!
99293503GOLDEN SMOKE
99303346MACHO
99294101PROFESSIONALLY LIT
99300447READY, HOT, GO
99302717SALT + BRINE
99301182SMOKESHOW
99295895YULETIDE GLOW

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99301957BABYMOJI
99294957BOOK GOBLIN
99295865CAN YOU RELATE?
99301208CONNECT YOUR SELF
99301959CRAZY 4 JESUS
99300934CULT OF THE LAMB
99296726HEALTHY TECH
99298130HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN
99303200INFINITY
99293959LOST SWORD
99293399MY STORIES MATTER
99303645NATIONS WITHOUT BORDERS
99304243OUTER CHILD
99300363PAUL
99298733PHOTOVERSE
99303283SKETCH NOW
99303460STOP HAZING
99304160TRAFFIC LIGHT
99299070TRAP
99303063TRENDSETTER MOCKUPS

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

993006023D HUGGIE HOOPS
99302032ANONYMOUS COINS
99296894DEATH OR GLORY
99293965ELITE TRASH CLUB
99299860FINE BY ME
99296101FOREVER GRATEFUL
99300008JESUS HUG
99300588OH CLEMENTINE
99292588RUDE BOOB
99294953SAINT DIAMONDS
99303075SUPERTITANIUM
99301794TIMEBANDITS
99300586TITANCHARMS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99299551ADHESIVE LABEL INC
99301504AMERICA’S TURNING POINT
99304237ANOTHER PRICELESS MEMORY
99301165BAD OMENS
99298303BE BETTER THAN YOUR BS
99293686BIG THIGH COUNTRY
99294957BOOK GOBLIN
99297776BORN FOR BOTH
99297033CENTRAL TIME
99298288CONTROLLED CHAOS
99301959CRAZY 4 JESUS
99300934CULT OF THE LAMB
99299570DING DONG DITCH
99300569DO NOT OFFEND THE GOD THAT IS LIVING IN ME
99299352DRI-ERASE-IT
99299357EVERYONE250
99294053FREEDOM & CONTENT FOR ALL
99303313GIRL-CARE
99298405GIRLS GAMEDAY
99303210GO TO THE GOOD
99299029GOAL GIRLS
99302443GOOD BOSS BAD BOSS
99296347GOODY BOARDS
99301648GREATNESS LIVES INSIDE
99300486GROUNDED COFFEE
99304293GUILDED PAGE
99294525HAVE A SWELL DAY!
99298130HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN
99296321I’M
99294753IT’S NICE TO MEET ME.
99300008JESUS HUG
99297268KEEP SEDONA WEIRD
99293136KING-KONG
99297961LIFE HAPPENS AROUND THE TABLE
99293121LOYAL AS A DOG
99293399MY STORIES MATTER
99299129PACKETS OF HOPE
99295377PASSPORT ADVENTURES
99298304PERFECT TIMING
99292588RUDE BOOB
99302717SALT + BRINE
99294195TENSOR
99292857THE HOUSEHOLD HANDBOOK
99300851UNSUBSCRIBE
99299135WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
99297929WORD COFFEE
99303493YOU DESERVE BETTER
99303388YOUR AGE IS YOUR SUPERPOWER

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

99303701ACK SACK
99298208ALPHA
99304237ANOTHER PRICELESS MEMORY
99294586BEINGS
99294957BOOK GOBLIN
99301959CRAZY 4 JESUS
99300731IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A BLACK WOMAN
99293121LOYAL AS A DOG
99293781LUXIE GIRL
99295239MARE
99302059MR. TERRIFIC
99301089SPOONIES
99294153TENSOR
99296841THE CANVAS TOTE: CREATIVITY SHOULDN’T BE LIMITED BY WHAT YOU CAN CARRY.
99299135WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
99301764WORLD’S PRETTIEST DOG COLLARS AND LEASHES

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

99294987BETTER BRANDS LIFE
99300872BUCK BRACKET
99293365BUY BEST USA
99295933BUY CENTRAL
99296873CATS CUDDLES
99293833CONE THRONE
99297995FAKE DRAGONFLY
99302490GRAB ‘N GO BOOSTER
99298380GRAB ‘N GO BOOSTER BUDDY
99298663GRAB ‘N GO CHAIR MATE
99302495GRAB AND GO BOOSTER
99303576IN THIS HOUSE WE ARE NOT ON THE EPSTEIN LIST
99292996MINI TOTE
99295783MUDDY MAT
99298334PILLOW PUNK
99300901SHELF MATE
99303220SNUGIFY
99299115SPRINGFIT
99293444TATER TOTE
99302736THE SNUG SOFA
99302738THE SNUGG SOFA
99293616THE TUSH CHAIR
99293622THE TUSH OTTOMAN
99292990TINY TOTE
99301594VALUE YOUR SLEEP

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99303701ACK SACK
99295378ALL FOR PARKS
99298208ALPHA
99304237ANOTHER PRICELESS MEMORY
99304104ASS ON A GLASS
99297051BADASSADOR
99297047BADASSERY
99294891BALANCE BOTTLE
99294586BEINGS
99294987BETTER BRANDS LIFE
99297068CENTRAL TIME
99294567CHEMICAL GUYS
99301959CRAZY 4 JESUS
99297247ELEVATE YOUR DESSERTS
99296512FEEL FIT
99296773FIRST LIGHT
99301653GREATNESS LIVES INSIDE
99296911HARD WORK DESERVES GREAT BEER
99302762HUCK
99304143I’M NOT OVER THE HILL-I’M OVER THE DUNE!
99295917IF IT FLIES IT DIES
99300731IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A BLACK WOMAN
99301143JAPANESE STANDARD
99299939LEGEND GRIP
99293121LOYAL AS A DOG
99292996MINI TOTE
99300981MY BESTIE
99300509NATURES MARINES
99297200NOT TOO SWEET
99292705PORN STAR
99297343POUR BUDDIES
99297088PROPER ROMANCE
99297030PROPER ROMANCE PURELY ROMANTIC. PERFECTLY PROPER.
99297331PROTAKEOUT
99297210PURELY ROMANTIC.  PERFECTLY PROPER.
99297153PURELY ROMANTIC. PROPER ROMANCE PERFECTLY PROPER.
99299902ROOTING FOR YOU
99300901SHELF MATE
99301741SHUT UP UNTIL YOU’VE WALKED IN MY SHOES
99293444TATER TOTE
99292758THE FOOD FUNNEL     – Goods: funnels for kitchen use.
99292990TINY TOTE
99297714UNIQUELIFE

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

99301959CRAZY 4 JESUS
99300748CRUSHED DOWN
99300770CRUSHED FEATHERS
99297123DYNAMIC GAMING SUEDE
99304143I’M NOT OVER THE HILL-I’M OVER THE DUNE!
99297961LIFE HAPPENS AROUND THE TABLE
99293781LUXIE GIRL
99295239MARE
99302509MX DOMESTIC
99292853ONE GARAGE
99300987PONY DANCE
99297088PROPER ROMANCE
99293300SNUZZLE
99303621TAKING CARA BABIES
99294085TENSOR
99303403THE AFTER TOWEL

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

993012711918 CREW
99297122ACE OF SHROOMS
99297298ALL WET
99293994ALL-TIME HERO
99303214AMERICA’S PROMISE IS TO “LIVE FREE” NOT “FOR FREE”
99301504AMERICA’S TURNING POINT
99304237ANOTHER PRICELESS MEMORY
99301165BAD OMENS
99297051BADASSADOR
99297047BADASSERY
99293868BE PETTY MAKE MONEY
99303142BE PINK
99303533BELTS ARE FOR PANTS AND CHAINS ARE FOR MOTORCYCLES
99287805BEVERLY HILLS BABIES
99293686BIG THIGH COUNTRY
99297954BLOOD SWEAT HUSTLE
99304065BLUE COLLAR DICK DON’T QUIT
99301242BOURBON BARRELS
99299065CATALINA COWBOYS
99296113CHAMPAGNE BRAT
99298086CIGAR POCKET
99293702COCONUT COWBOY
99295550COLD BLOODED
99296110COUNTRY BRAT
99303054COWBOY HAT BARN
99293858CRAFTED IN YOUR HONOR
99295259CRISPY BOY
99300934CULT OF THE LAMB
99301595CURRENT
99295223DIME STORE ROMANCE
99303401DIRT ROAD ROOTS
99299747DO IT UNDERGROUND!
99299686DO IT WITH A BEER
99301905DOG PILLOW
99269421DONT EAT THE HOMIES
99302793DON’T PICKLE ME BRO
99302843DON’T TORTURE YOURSELF
99303429EMPOWERING THE YOUTH WITH FAITH
99295659FEEL BEYOND GOOD
99297552FELLOWSHIP OF GAMES
99302410FORMEN
99298443GET HER BACK
99293256GOLF CART CUTIE
99301657GREATNESS LIVES INSIDE
99300486GROUNDED COFFEE
99302566GULF OF MEXICO
99296911HARD WORK DESERVES GREAT BEER
99303022HERE FOR THE WOMEN’S RACE
99294230HE’S FORE HER
99293909HIGH ANXIETY
99300843HOMEGROWN
99298130HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN
99304022HORNY HEN
99300828HUSTLE GOD
99294646I FOUND ME AND I FOUND PEACE.
99294064I IDENTIFY AS HAPPY
99287033I LIKE SPACE
99298910IF GOD HAD A TEAM
99304143I’M NOT OVER THE HILL-I’M OVER THE DUNE!
99296229IT’S JUST MONEY.
99294753IT’S NICE TO MEET ME.
99300008JESUS HUG
99300283JUST KIDING
99297268KEEP SEDONA WEIRD
99303557KID BROTHER
99294366LOVE BOMBER
99293121LOYAL AS A DOG
99293781LUXIE GIRL
99300953MAKE CALIFORNIA GOLD AGAIN
99303840MAKE REAL 1’S GREAT AGAIN
99294060MAMAS, DON’T LET YOUR COWBOYS GROW UP TO BE BABIES
99300368MANCHILD LIFESTYLE
99295239MARE
99301803MY HEART IS MEXICANO
99303311NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF THE NARRATIVE
99293984NO HATE JUST CAKE
99296266NON ALCOHOLIC
99296313NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
99293926NOT NORMAL
99292626OCCUPY MARS
99297497OF SERVICE
99294817OFFSHORE GIRL
99297432OH BALLS
99299103ON GOD.
99295847ONLY CATS ALLOWED
99301421ORGANIC CRAFTED
99296853ORIGINAL FIREFIGHTER
99304243OUTER CHILD
99299496OUTLAST
99296234OUTLIVE
99304157PEOPLE WILL PEOPLE
99303462PERFECT DAYS
99293406PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS
99297454PLEASE YOURSELF LIKE YOU MEAN IT
99297057POOPY PANTIES
99303302PUSSY DIGGER
99301540RAPID
99301144READY PLAY
99293729RESTING BEACH FACE
99301499RINGLESS
99292588RUDE BOOB
99296330RULE THE SALT
99292816SAVED & SPOILED
99303921SCHOOL OF SUPERHEROES
99303251SERVICE STATION
99301741SHUT UP UNTIL YOU’VE WALKED IN MY SHOES
99299761SILLY PUMP CREW
99297472SISTER LOVE
99294747SOBER
99299840STATUS
99295140STAY COZY
99297479STICKER BITCH
99304134STRAIGHT GUY JULY
99303803SVG     – Initials of Shane Van Gisbergen, a NASCAR driver.
99303540SWEATY MELONS
99303621TAKING CARA BABIES
99300710THE DUDE
99296444THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS
99303863THE TIME IS MEOW!
99294820THERE IS ONLY ONE OF YOU
99299961THUMBS UP
99293933TUCK IT AND SUCK IT
99294177TUCKED AWAY
99303084ULTIMATE BOAT SHOE
99298340WALK LIKE AN ATHLETE
99302041WASTE NOT WANT NOT
99296592WE MAKE HAIR ART
99292887WEAR YOUR GAME
99302791WISH I WAS A FARMER
99299135WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
99296495WORKHOUND
99303493YOU DESERVE BETTER
99293031YOU KNOW WHY I’M HERE
99299286YOU NEVER KNEW JERSEY.
99294995YOUR WELCOME     [sic]

 


Class 026: Cloth Finishings, Fancy Goods, Hair Elements

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

99297364BEADY BUDDIES
99295146BRIDELLA
99293965ELITE TRASH CLUB
99295919ETERNAL FLORET
99293569EVRI-TOTES
99292665FOIL HOLIC
99299585GARDENBELLE
99296913HYPERFLOW
99297613LOVELYHAIR
99298314MELLO CLIP
99301346PRETTY LENGTHY
99292588RUDE BOOB
99302203SHAVINGFUN
99303627STATEMENTS
99296592WE MAKE HAIR ART

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including door mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

99298208ALPHA
99293997CHIC VILLAGE
99301415DRI-RISE
99294293GROUNDSTORY
99301299LEG UP
99295906MOREMAT
99293216ULTRALINER

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9930333624 MUSCLE
99293197A TO Z
99294422ALIGN
99303663ALL IN THE CARDS
99294328AMERICAN CORNHOLE ASSOCIATION
99301702BENTOY BOX
99298990BIG ASS
99302602EARLY INVENTOR’S STEM LAB
99298859EMO SLIMES
99293385FANCY PUTTY
99296333FORK AROUND AND FIND OUT
99299059GOAL GIRLS
99301661GREATNESS LIVES INSIDE
99296321I’M
99296700I’M BUTTERY!
99296670I’M CLOUDY!
99296760I’M FLUFFY!
99296541I’M GLOSSY!
99296558I’M JELLY!
99296585I’M ORIGINAL!
99296603I’M STRETCHY!     – All “I’M” applications from same applicant.
99295012KITTY PIES
99296783KPOP DEMON HUNTERS
99293145LAPOOPOO     – No specimen yet. Poop version of Labubu?
99293208MAKE A WORD
99300981MY BESTIE
99297432OH BALLS
99299185OUR DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY
99295304PLAY BETTER BITCH
99302717SALT + BRINE
99298427SMOKESHOW
99294376STRETCHY, SQUISHY SLIME SOAP
99294149SWING CADDY
99294025TENSOR
99303513THE WORLD’S FLOPPIEST, POSIEST PLUSH!
99301794TIMEBANDITS
99296988TINY BARBELL CLUB
99297188VTUBER TOYS
99293374WONDER PUTTY

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

99297183ALL TRIMMED OUT
99302146ANY DRINK. ANY CAN. ANY TIME.
99302158ANY DRINK. ANY CAN. ANY TIME. ANYWHERE.
99294157ANYTHING INKD
99301414BLACKBIRD
99301358BUTTERFLY
99292949DTF EAST COAST     – I know DTF here means “direct-to-film,” but …
99293860DTF WEST COAST     – DTF will always read as “down to f*ck” to me.
99301717FAST GRAPHICS
99296773FIRST LIGHT
99300680FOUND
99300658FOUND METALS
99298334PILLOW PUNK
99300988TAILORED CABINETRY
99296620THE GRANITE GUY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


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