DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99602502 | AURA BLOSSOM |
| 99611858 | BCANDLE |
| 99602200 | BROOKLYN BEE |
| 99605993 | DEEPLY ROOTED SCENTS |
| 99608572 | LAVENDER CLOUD |
| 99608707 | MAKE PROPANE GREAT AGAIN |
| 99606613 | PINK SUGAR CASHMERE |
| 99606720 | RED – Goods: butane fuel. |
| 99604116 | SUNNYSIDE |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99608571 | A MOVEABLE FEAST |
| 99607953 | BOND GIRL |
| 99604183 | BREAK IN |
| 99604175 | CITIZEN |
| 99611475 | EMF BLOCKER FOR HOUSE |
| 99609081 | FACTORY ENGINE |
| 99612113 | GOOD LUCK N LIFE |
| 99610083 | HOT NEW BOMBSHELL |
| 99600739 | I AM THE PRODUCT |
| 99612322 | I LIKE MY COUNTRY NEAT – Took me a second. Clever. |
| 99610661 | MIDDAY |
| 99601656 | MOOD CUBE |
| 99602274 | MOODS |
| 99608325 | PEOPLE ARE EXHAUSTING |
| 99610605 | POLICE CHIEF |
| 99603781 | ROOT |
| 99611893 | THERE’S MAGIC IN US ALL |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99608571 | A MOVEABLE FEAST |
| 99611007 | ALARM COCK – No specimen, but feels like an intentional [sic]. |
| 99610166 | BAE & FRIENDS |
| 99610921 | BIBLE LINQ |
| 99609205 | BREAKING SWEET |
| 99602375 | CARAT KING |
| 99611581 | CELEBRATE |
| 99607224 | COASTAL TIMEPIECES |
| 99602108 | ETERNITY STARTS WITH A DIAMOND |
| 99603523 | FUTURE BUSINESS LEADERS |
| 99610708 | HIDDEN BEACH |
| 99611549 | JOURNEY |
| 99607521 | JUST DO IT – Applicant is Nike, of course. |
| 99602048 | NXT COIN |
| 99602780 | OFFICIAL ROYAL WATCH |
| 99602066 | POPCHARM |
| 99611195 | SCULPTURES OF LIGHT |
| 99600793 | SUNNY AURA |
| 99610682 | SWAN JEWELLRY |
| 99607205 | YOUR STORY, SET IN STONE. |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99604882 | 10X12 COMPLETE KJV SPIRAL BIBLE |
| 99608571 | A MOVEABLE FEAST |
| 99604823 | AMERICA’S CLASSIC |
| 99604818 | AMERICA’S COMFORT |
| 99611766 | ARTS & LETTERS |
| 99611278 | BLUE COLLAR – Same applicant for both, different lists of goods. |
| 99610279 | BLUE COLLAR |
| 99607953 | BOND GIRL |
| 99606098 | COLLABORATIVE LEGACY PUBLISHING |
| 99610430 | COLLECT THE ART |
| 99609258 | CREATE-A-SCENE |
| 99611509 | DISTRACTED |
| 99601744 | FULL BLOOM |
| 99603523 | FUTURE BUSINESS LEADERS |
| 99603544 | FUTURE WISHES |
| 99606904 | GIRLFRIEND IN A BOX |
| 99612113 | GOOD LUCK N LIFE |
| 99610708 | HIDDEN BEACH |
| 99610799 | HONEY BADGER |
| 99612322 | I LIKE MY COUNTRY NEAT |
| 99601746 | I PROMISE |
| 99609650 | IT’S A BOISE THING |
| 99604478 | JESUS ON A JOURNEY |
| 99604286 | LAST AID KIT |
| 99607441 | LIFE DEPOSIT BOX |
| 99611698 | LOVE YOUR RETIREMENT |
| 99603469 | MAKE CONTRACTORS GREAT AGAIN |
| 99606025 | OFF-THE-BEAT BUCKET LIST |
| 99602392 | PALEO FOR LIFE |
| 99606112 | PAPER CHARMS! |
| 99606768 | PSYCHO KILLER |
| 99606774 | PSYCHO KING |
| 99604012 | READY. SET. GO! |
| 99608880 | S.I.M.P.L.E. |
| 99611195 | SCULPTURES OF LIGHT |
| 99609736 | STACKED |
| 99610533 | STUDENT RECOVERY NOTEBOOK |
| 99608928 | TALK MOMMA TO ME |
| 99611031 | TELL OUR STORY |
| 99607238 | VIBRANT JAZZY CHALK |
| 99606387 | VIVID AF |
| 99602576 | VOTE RED TO GET AHEAD – Not the best week for this application, my dudes. |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99608571 | A MOVEABLE FEAST |
| 99604823 | AMERICA’S CLASSIC |
| 99604818 | AMERICA’S COMFORT |
| 99604817 | AMERICA’S CRYSTAL |
| 99601604 | AUTO SCOOPER – Goods include cat litter boxes. |
| 99601606 | AUTOSCOOP – Same. |
| 99609096 | BIRD BATH DISK |
| 99611722 | BLUE COLLAR |
| 99608711 | BODY GUARD |
| 99607953 | BOND GIRL |
| 99608912 | BUG BLASTER |
| 99606688 | COLLEGE TEARS |
| 99604169 | FLAME PAN |
| 99603413 | GRAIN TO CRUST |
| 99610708 | HIDDEN BEACH |
| 99610083 | HOT NEW BOMBSHELL |
| 99604935 | ICONIC ORNAMENTS |
| 99608157 | LA·DI·DA |
| 99603593 | MEALS BY MY MOTHER |
| 99609621 | PEOPLE DESERVE GREAT PLACES |
| 99601167 | SMART PET DRYER |
| 99601749 | SOURDOUGH CAKES |
| 99604885 | TAP – TURN AMERICA POSITIVE |
| 99603628 | THE FUTURE IS FELINE |
| 99612274 | WATER-MINDER |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99610608 | #MAGA4LIFE – Not the best week for this application, my dudes. |
| 99608571 | A MOVEABLE FEAST |
| 99609940 | AMERICA NEEDS GOD GOD NEEDS AMERICA |
| 99609296 | ANTISOCIAL YAPPER |
| 99604900 | ARTSY CHICKS RULE |
| 99602195 | BITTY BIKINI |
| 99608711 | BODY GUARD |
| 99607953 | BOND GIRL |
| 99611213 | BRING DA JUICE |
| 99604216 | BROKE BUMS |
| 99612464 | BYE BYE NOW |
| 99608393 | CAN WE SMOKE IN HERE? |
| 99606531 | CAN’T AGE SHAME ME! |
| 99604554 | COME AND SMOKE IT |
| 99603045 | COME ON JESUS |
| 99607933 | COUNTRY CHRISTMAS CAMO |
| 99604259 | CRAZY COOL SOCKS |
| 99603920 | CREATIVE DEPARTMENT |
| 99609353 | DOG OBSESSED. JUST LIKE YOU. |
| 99607094 | DON’T PUT ME ON A PEDESTAL BECAUSE YOU WON’T LIKE MY DISMOUNT. |
| 99611431 | DON’T TOUCH MY KITTY |
| 99609677 | F*CKITY DO. |
| 99606011 | FILM CREW |
| 99602949 | FLY CHICK |
| 99604985 | FOODIE CHICKS RULE |
| 99609637 | FUCKITY DO. |
| 99609389 | G.I.R.L. — GOLFER IN REAL LIFE |
| 99604822 | GET DIRTY |
| 99606530 | GIRLS OF SUMMER |
| 99609733 | GIRLS ON THE MAT |
| 99606912 | GOD GOT US |
| 99611273 | I AM HIS-STORY |
| 99611926 | I LIKE ‘EM UGLY |
| 99612322 | I LIKE MY COUNTRY NEAT |
| 99610146 | I’M NOT AVERAGE |
| 99609650 | IT’S A BOISE THING |
| 99609884 | JESUS FAN |
| 99611685 | JEWISH GIRL PANTIES |
| 99606004 | LIVE IT. LOVE IT. |
| 99610593 | MAGA4LIFE |
| 99609608 | MAKE AMERICA BLACK AGAIN |
| 99603469 | MAKE CONTRACTORS GREAT AGAIN |
| 99602256 | MOMS WHO KINDA SURF |
| 99612132 | MONK CULTURE |
| 99610000 | NOT MAGA AMERICAN! |
| 99610838 | NURSE BABES |
| 99606768 | PSYCHO KILLER |
| 99606774 | PSYCHO KING |
| 99606482 | QUICK DRY |
| 99607579 | SAM I AM |
| 99601041 | SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN |
| 99605051 | SOFT GIRL IN CHRIST |
| 99604885 | TAP – TURN AMERICA POSITIVE |
| 99602834 | UNATTACHED |
| 99611764 | UNLEASH YOUR WINGS |
| 99611803 | WEAR THE CROWN. |
| 99607434 | W’S IN THE CHAT, W’S IN THE CHAT, W’S IN THE CHAT, W IN THE CHAT |
| 99608025 | YBG YOUNG BLACK & GIFTED |
| 99602674 | YOUR BREAST ARE BIGGER THAN OUR BALLS, TITS UP BITCHES. |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
| 99602059 | ALL STAR BASEBALL |
| 99609373 | AURA ZEN GARDENS |
| 99609409 | BIG BIG LOADER |
| 99604799 | COZY DINO |
| 99612070 | CRAZY CAT |
| 99610089 | DOPAMINE DECOY |
| 99610041 | FISH TOY |
| 99611038 | FOCUS BAND |
| 99604478 | JESUS ON A JOURNEY |
| 99601379 | LESURE [sic] |
| 99609601 | LET’S FAITH IT |
| 99603560 | LIL’ SOMETHING |
| 99610150 | MAGAPHONE – Stylized as MAGAphone, soooooo … intentional [sic]. |
| 99612201 | MOMS ON CALL |
| 99604553 | MOTHER’S ANGELS |
| 99601701 | PUSH-UP PAL |
| 99606034 | SMART LAUNCHER |
| 99601753 | SMARTY PHONE |
| 99606029 | SPORTING CLAYS IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD |
| 99609799 | TREE CROWNS – Goods: Christmas tree ornaments. |
| 99604789 | WAY TO CELEBRATE |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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