MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: February 8 – February 14, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99645552B. ELEVATED
99644771BOLDY HER
99649784BURN THE CANDLE. KEEP THE TREASURE!
99640513CURIOUS CUPCAKE
99650348GRANDMA’S ORIGINAL TORTILLA CANDLE
99642856KITCHEN CRUSH
99652030NEVER DAUNTED
99648893NOTES FOR LATER
99634536SILLY GOOSE
99649747THE CANDLE BOOK COMPANY
99647708THE FRAGRANT NOOK
99641941WARMLAMP
99649601WARMMODE

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99646128ACCESS IN MOTION
99651734ACCLAIM
99648927APOLLO
99648928ARTEMIS
99641484AURA
99645957BUBBLE GUM POP ART
99644280HELP! WE BOUGHT A…
99647128JOLLY CLUB
99647338KEEP MORE OF YOUR MONEY
99642059LIKE A GIRL
99645458MOVE LIFE
99643929MRS FARTS
99646824POLARIS
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99651843SMART WINDOW
99652778STUNTMAN EXTRAORDINAIRE
99652709TRANSMITTER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99640684BERSERKER
99645592BEYOND HAUTE
99642063FLEX GEMS
99645995FOREVER BUDDY
99652164FRAGILE WHAT
99649451GENERATION GEMS
99645710I DON’T WEAR CLOTHES, I WEAR EARRINGS
99647128JOLLY CLUB
99646819LOVE UNLOCKED
99649480MARRIAGE WARRIOR
99651290MATCHA DIAMONDS
99650550MINED, NOT MADE
99642225MODERN LEGACY
99642940NO SERVICE
99647616PLUG BUDDY
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99649967THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW
99642189THEN, NOW, ALWAYS.
99647613THIRD DOGTAG
99644285VARSITY GIRL

 

And apparently they’re trying to rename Palm Beach International Airport. Most airport names/logos are registered trademarks owned by the city/county, but the applicant here is, of course, Don’s own IP company. Applications are in classes 14, 18, 25, 37, 39, 43, and 45.

99652473DONALD J. TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
99652694PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99651099“F” UP YOUR LIFE
99640542(L)USER
99643910A LIFE PRACTICE
99650598ASSEMBLY LINE
99642111BETTER MADE PLANS
99645957BUBBLE GUM POP ART
99645043COLOR AND LEARN SERIES
99643574DAZZLE CLUB
99651639DINODOODLES
99645393ENRICHED WRITING
99652682ESSENCE PLANNER
99645235EVIL TWIN
99646167FUNCLES & FAUNTIES
99647878FUTBOL PAPA
99644280HELP! WE BOUGHT A…
99651593HOW TO NOT UP AND DIE
99647296JESUS RIDIN’ SHOTGUN
99641580KINDNESS.  HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE, RELIGION, OR POLITICS.
99650725LANTERNS
99642059LIKE A GIRL
99642725MEMORIES MADE
99651771MILLIONAIRE PATRIOT
99640409NEVER GO FULL LIBTARD
99650271PICK A CARD ANY CARD
99648234RABBLE-ROUSER
99647166SAD GIRL
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99650818TELL ME YOUR LIFE STORY
99652408TOGETHER WE WIN
99651946WEALTH WITHOUT LIMITS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99642636ACTIVATED CARBON
99643243BRUSH TOPS
99641812CAFFEINE & CARBURETORS
99647216CHRONICLES IN GLASS
99642743FOREVER READY
99645711FRUIT HUGGERS
99651384GENTLE MORNING COFFEE
99641620GRASSROOTS
99647296JESUS RIDIN’ SHOTGUN
99653054JUST TWO BOTTLE
99642212LOVE AT FIRST BRUSH
99646844MADE IN AMERICA. BUILT TO CELEBRATE.
99643929MRS FARTS
99640409NEVER GO FULL LIBTARD
99652899OPEN KITCHEN
99648234RABBLE-ROUSER
99651352RESPECTING A NATIONAL TREASURE THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS CITIZEN
99640866RITUAL
99640563ROSARY MUG
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99643468TINY TONGS
99646833UNITED PLATES OF AMERICA
99646476WASTED DAYS

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99648421ACTIVE DAD
99640802ALL DAY ATHLETE
99652869ART IS REAL MONEY IS FAKE
99651603BAD DAD GOLF
99644899BALL OVER EVERYTHING
99651806BE RICH AND STAY HUMBLE
99641929BE YOU CHOOSE YOU
99642411BUILD LOVE
99648372CHERRY
99642584COWBOY APPROVED
99641943DINK DEPT
99651940DON’T CHEERS WITH WATER
99647878FUTBOL PAPA
99645290GHOSTS DON’T FART
99650890GOD FIRST FAMILY THEN BASKETBALL
99650067GOD IS MY SOURCE
99641471GOOD ENOUGH GOAT
99652705GOOD GUYS
99646975I’M ALREADY GREAT
99650037I’D RATHER BE A HARLEY MAN THAN HARDLY A MAN
99647448IN GOD & JESUS, WE TRUST
99647960IN UNITY WE STAND
99647872IT’S A PICKLEBALL THING
99644006IT’S NOT PERSONAL, IT’S SPIRITUAL BABY
99647296JESUS RIDIN’ SHOTGUN
99650859MAKE CUSTOMER SERVICE GREAT AGAIN
99646678MAKE MIMOSA GREAT AGAIN
99649480MARRIAGE WARRIOR
99649313MI QUINCEAÑERA
99643929MRS FARTS
99647810MY LIFE’S A SATURDAY
99641564NEGRODIVERGENT
99640409NEVER GO FULL LIBTARD
99651768NICE PACKAGE
99640654ONE MORE AND I GOTTA GO
99643088PICKLEBALL PRO
99640671PRESIDENT POOPYPANTS
99645665PROUD RUGGED INDIVIDUAL
99645695PROUD RUGGED INDIVIDUAL
99649709REDUCED CAPACITY
99644028REIGN FROM WITHIN
99651352RESPECTING A NATIONAL TREASURE THE AMERICAN MIDDLE CLASS CITIZEN
99640550SALTY SQUATCH
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99650256STFU: 2000 YEAR OLD ADVICE THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE
99650575SURROUNDED BY GOOD PEOPLE
99650262THICKER THAN BLOOD
99651052THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT
99644285VARSITY GIRL
99642428WORK HARD. BE EPIC.
99641205YOU CAN STILL BE GREAT.

 

And the “awesome” folks at Ghost Global LLC submitted a half-dozen new applications in 025. I hate that I’m so Chronically Online that I know what all these things mean.

99646170LOOKSMAXXING
99649546LOOKSMAXXING
99646018MOG
99646051MOGGING
99649654MONEYMAXXING
99649626STATUSMAXXING

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99644171BALLOON WORKS
99647847BE MERRY
99652629CHARMPOPS
99641823DINOSAURIA
99642310EVERYDAY ADVENTURES
99647878FUTBOL PAPA
99652710GOOD GUYS
99652775MERRY MADE
99643929MRS FARTS
99643215PICKLEBALL PRO
99644561SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
99651899SLIMEDOUGH
99648013TAKE A WALK
99649989WIZARD WORKSHOP

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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