MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 8 – December 14, 2024

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for 6 months or more, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 003, 004, 009, 014, 016, 018, 020, 021, 024, 025, 026, 027, 028, 040]

 


Class 003: Non-Medicated Cosmetic Preparations

Includes: perfumes, cosmetics, essential oils, deodorants, non-medicated soaps & lotions, nail polish & decals, and more.

988943503 OF CUPS
98896319A LOVELY SUMMER
98891069ALL BALM
98892749BEACH BUM
98894667BRAT
98891869BRIGHT RAINBOW NAILS
98898875CAN’T GET ENOUGH
98893550CLEAR KIT
98897078CUTTING EDGE
98895209DESIGNED FOR BATHTIME
98895237DESIGNED FOR THE BATHTUB
98898735ENHANCED SCENTS
98897667ESSENTIAL HEALING
98892175FRESH MOUNTAIN BREEZE
98897556GINGERBREAD CHALET
98897682HOT GIRL SUNSCREEN
98899872HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
98894800IT’S SO ME
98900304LIFE.RESTORED.
98896695LIFT ME UP
98900686LOADED
98899474MAGIC PLUG
98894486MATCH
98898820MOTHER STORY
98900377NATURAL DEODORANT
98898828PEARL
98900323PINKY PROMISE
98899767PRETTY LOCS
98894826SMOOTH FILTER
98891037SNIFF CHECK
98890961WHO’S BAD

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

98892012A.OK
98896599AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL
98892207CAN’TDLE
98897379DESERT DRY
98897493GET STOKED!
98897571GINGERBREAD CHALET
98896695LIFT ME UP
98898820MOTHER STORY
98899099UNLEASH THE SPARKLE EMBRACE THE STRENGTH
98895064WEEKEND EVERYDAY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: downloadable image files, computer software, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

98902484AMONG FRIENDS
98898281BROWN FRIENDS
98898677FIND A WAY
98898508GRID POST
98896528HERSTORY
98901373I DARE YOU TO CREATE
98895056I HEAR THERE’S A STORM COMING.
98902243IGNITE HER
98893776MOMENTS WORTH WAITING FOR.
98897132TOASTY
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

98892340BECAUSE YOUR LOVE IS PERFECT
98893119BERRY PINK
98901427BREAKTHROUGH
98894714CHIBI CHARMS
98898009DARK MODE
98893065ELPHABA GALINDA     – Applicant is, of course, some random individual in China.
98894361ESSENTIALS
98891377EVERYBODY JEWELRY
98895779HOLY FACES
98895888HOLY HEARTS
98894233LOVE ROCKS
98901742PRECIOUS CARGO
98894327ROMANCE WITH A SECRET
98898903WORLD’S SADDEST TROMBONE
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

98897722A PLACE TO THINK
98891465ANGEL ON THE SHELF
98897491ERECTION BRUSH
98893703FAN MAIL
98898778GOOD INSIDE
98897783GRADIENT
98900520HEY SIS, ARE YOU OKAY?
98891635HOOK & NEEDLE
98900114HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
98899658I AM A PROVEN PROBLEM SOLVER
98901373I DARE YOU TO CREATE
98899651I HAVE YOUR BACK AS I BELIEVE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE OFF YOUR BACK
98892660I NEEDED THIS TODAY
98895794IT IS GOOD
98898675MAYBE IT’S YOU
98893776MOMENTS WORTH WAITING FOR.
98890918PRECISION ROLLER EDGER
98891922QUIET GIRL SZN
98891175THE MARKETER’S PLANNER
98895206THE MIRACLE MANAGER
98897825WORK HARD
98897807WORK HARD, SUCK LESS
98897828WORKHARD
98897803WORKHARD.SUCKLESS
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 018: Bags & Leather Goods

Includes: luggage, carrying bags, animal collars and clothing, infant slings, wallets, umbrellas, saddles, and more.

98890832BEST FRIEND
98899304BOTTOM LINE
98894667BRAT
98897025FIRST POSITION
98899307GET IN. GRADUATE. GO FAR.
98899913HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
98899658I AM A PROVEN PROBLEM SOLVER
98899651I HAVE YOUR BACK AS I BELIEVE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE OFF YOUR BACK
98898524LIGHT UP PURSE
98899318OLD BRO
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 020: Furniture & Home Décor

Includes: non-metal signs, figurines, pillows, picture frames, storage containers, mirrors, non-metal letter boxes, furniture, and more.

98900135AIR COMFORT
98894856AIR COMFORT CUSHION
98892075GAUGED PANEL TILE PORCELAIN SOLUTIONS
98892103GAUGED PORCELAIN TILE PANEL SOLUTION
98899680GLAMOUR REPRESENT
98898361MOCHI
98899721PLANTABLE
98900772RIPPLE
98892365SLIDE-A-SHELF
98896704STAY GROUNDED.
98893632VALUE BLINDS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

988943503 OF CUPS
98892669BENCH BUDDIES
98890832BEST FRIEND
98899036BIG OLE GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
98895502BOOZIESKOOZIES
98894667BRAT
98902419BREAK 50
98902423BREAKING 50
98892828BUTTFLOSS
98894019CLASSY COUNTRY
98900238CLEANING SOLUTIONS
98892338DAMN-NEAR DELECTABLE
98892346DAMN-NEAR REFRESHING
98901999DRINK ME
98901487EVERY DETAIL MATTERS
98898316GET LOADED
98900366GRAIN
98900367MATCHA HAVEN
98892799MATCHA MASTA
98901714PARALEGAL LIFE
98892788PILL QUICK
98891178PILL TIMER
98900977POOTS
98891922QUIET GIRL SZN
98898660REEL WILD
98894343RIDE OUT OF THE DARKNESS
98892304SNACK DADDY
98892325SNACK MAMA
98897266VAPE
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 024: Textiles & Household Linen

Includes: flags, towels (bath, tea, dish, beach, etc.), pillowcases, curtains, blankets, textile place mats, tablecloths, and more.

98901010BSTDYEVER
98893213BUTTER-SATIN
98899062HANKY PANKIES
98891965I’M NOT GOSSIPING, I’M JUST TELLING A STORY!
98898243KNIT OUTDOOR
98891769SLEEPWARE
98902452THE DREAMER
98898941TIGHTY WHITEY TOWEL
98891777YOUR PROGRAM TO HEALTHY SLEEP
98899545YOU’VE GOT GREAT ENERGY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9889812728 GRAMS
98895377AGILE BEAST
98902484AMONG FRIENDS
98892333AURA
98901252BALLER-INA
98893295BATTLE MEN
98890832BEST FRIEND
98890874BF
98899036BIG OLE GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
98902419BREAK 50
98902423BREAKING 50
98893113CROWNED BY CHRIST
98899250CUPCAKE MONSTER
98899514DAINTY GIRL
98892338DAMN-NEAR DELECTABLE
98898009DARK MODE
98893433DAWGS GOTTA SMOKE
98891087DIGITAL HUSTLERS
98899459DUCK
98895728EAT PREDATORS
98894354FIRST FEMALE PROPHET
98897001FIRST POSITION
98899813GET WEIRD
98894220GO AGAINST THE CURRENT
98894265GOD IS BOSS
98894470GOD IS SO KIND
98892748GOT GROOVE?
98902617HI, GOTTA A FEW SECONDS?
98900544HOWDY STRANGER
98901926HUMBLE HUSTLE
98899658I AM A PROVEN PROBLEM SOLVER
98896823I AM SECURITY
98894999I GIVE UP
98899651I HAVE YOUR BACK AS I BELIEVE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE OFF YOUR BACK
98898833I WAS MILITARY BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
98902736I’M DIFFERENT…AND DIFFERENT ISN’T BAD…IT’S JUST WHAT I AM.
98902672I’M SEEING ANOTHER MAN
98899244IT’S EASY TO BE KIND
98891067KEEP CALM GRIND ON
98902923LIVING ENCYCLOPEDIA
98898792LOOK GOOD, PLAY AVERAGE
98898680MAKE AMERICA HOMEMADE AGAIN
98892196MAKE AMERICA HOT AGAIN
98896208MAKE AMERICA RIPPED AGAIN
98901164MOTHER HAS SPOKEN
98894155OBSESSED
98899821ONLYFINS
98901714PARALEGAL LIFE
98896802PEACE LOVE MAHJONG
98891014PEACE ROCK LOVE
98895314PEOPLE ARE WILD
98902209PLANTS OVER PILLS
98900977POOTS
98901658PRETTY STUBBORN
98892166RETIRED STRONG BLACK WOMAN
98894343RIDE OUT OF THE DARKNESS
98896840SALTY AF
98893659SEE YOU ON THE COURT
98897623SOBER DAD CLUB
98902277SUNDAYS
98897870SWEAT PRETTY
98897868TEMPORARY MISTAKE
98893734THE FUTURE IS NOW
98902462THE ONLY HOODIE WORTH WEARING
98894918TOMBOY ATHLETIC CLUB
98902840TOON SQUAD
98897900UNAPOLOGETICALLY PATRIOTIC
98895323WE DON’T PLAY
98895064WEEKEND EVERYDAY
98899947WHAT UP GRINCHES     – Applicant is, of course, some individual in China.
98897807WORK HARD, SUCK LESS
98897828WORKHARD
98897803WORKHARD.SUCKLESS
98896960YES CHEF
98902939ZED

 


Class 026: Textiles & Cloth Finishing

Includes: wigs, hair bows & bands, ribbons, non-jewelry clothing accessories, Christmas wreaths & garlands, and more.

98890832BEST FRIEND
98890874BF
98894784CURLPLAY
98899637FAST TWIST CLOSURE SYSTEM
98893888HAND-TIED NUDE LACE
98899658I AM A PROVEN PROBLEM SOLVER
98899651I HAVE YOUR BACK AS I BELIEVE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE OFF YOUR BACK
98890799PIN & SHINE
98899989STA-PUT
98895678STRETCHY HIJAB DOUBLE PIN

 


Class 027: Floor & Wall Coverings

Includes: carpets, rugs, mats (including doors mats and bath mats), wall hangings (non-textile), wallpaper, and more.

98899455CORNRUG
98890881HUMAN DOG SOFA
98896704STAY GROUNDED.
98892064WILD AND FREE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

98903187AMAZING BOBBLEHEADS
98891465ANGEL ON THE SHELF
98899789BANANA FOR SCALE
98901335BRACE DADDY
98895563BUT CUTE
98897981CHRISTMASIN
98895374DANGEROUS ANIMALS
98895209DESIGNED FOR BATHTIME
98895237DESIGNED FOR THE BATHTUB
98898037FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS
98898752FROM ME TO YOU
98901621FUNSIZE FIGURES
98896823I AM SECURITY
98891130KNOW YOUR WORTH
98896802PEACE LOVE MAHJONG
98900184POSITIVE ELEPHANT
98900035POSITIVE MOO
98896443READY SET SUPER DOUGH
98895778REINDEER POOP
98896433ROLL-A-TREAT
98895787SANTA’S SACK
98896415THE ORIGINAL SUPER DOUGH
98898903WORLD’S SADDEST TROMBONE
98899691YOUR BALL. YOUR LOGO.
98899697YOUR BALL. YOUR MARK.

 


Class 040: Treatment of Materials (service)

Includes: digital printing, silkscreen printing, sublimation printing, vinyl printing/plotting, custom imprinting of goods, and more.

98892669BENCH BUDDIES
98891528COZYIMPRINTS
98890988CRUSADE AGAINST ANGER
98892838FABRICATING THE FUTURE
98895373HOE MOANER
98902428I GOT BAD NEWS
98902672I’M SEEING ANOTHER MAN
98893776MOMENTS WORTH WAITING FOR.
98899458SPECIALTY MATERIALS
98895419TECH SQUAD

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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