MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 28, 2025 – January 3, 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99575317BOOKEND CANDLE CO.
99570851CANDLE PEARLS
99570249HAUTE CANDLE COMPANY
99571460PROJECT CLOUD
99567996SECOND LIFE CANDLES
99573664SWAP SCENT
99575943WHERE STILLNESS LIVES

Also, this group is all from two different companies in Shenzhen, China:

99573942HERE IS A PRACTICE FIRE FOR YOU TO EXTINGUISH
99573947LIGHT THIS WHEN MY DAUGHTER IS ON YOUR LAST NERVE
99573950ONLY BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS FLY PLANES
99573144SMELLS LIKE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR
99574656SMELLS LIKE A QUICK-ASS RECOVERY
99573437SMELLS LIKE MR DARCY WALKING ACROSS A FOGGY MEADOW
99573459SMELLS LIKE ONE TOUGH BITCH
99573488SMELLS LIKE SHE’S READING SMUT AGAIN
99572281SMELLS LIKE THE SWEET SCENT OF MY PICKLEBALL VICTORY
99572279SMELLS LIKE THE SWEET SCENT OF MY TENNIS VICTORY
99572275SMELLS LIKE THIS BITCH CAN BAKE
99573515SMELLS LIKE USING OUR COPING SKILLS
99572274SMELLS LIKE YOU DIDN’T DOCUMENT IT
99572272SMELLS LIKE YOU SURVIVED A WHOLE YEAR WITH MY ASS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99573517AIR FORCE SHIELD
99568304CAN’T WAIT FOR SANTA
99569616CLARITY, BALANCE, BRILLIANCE.
99571799COMPASS
99571041CURVES
99573944ELEMENTAL BRANDS
99575605ENGINEERED ARTS
99573595HEAD TRIP
99574160LAS VEGAS ACTION
99571554MINDS
99570199MY CLOSET
99568974PAYMENTS YOU CAN BANK ON
99569521POWERARTIST
99570042REGICIDE
99569054SEND A STRONGER SIGNAL
99571601VOICED

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99575019AURORA DIAMONDS
99575082AWAKEN SLEEP
99575313BOX-O-BEADS
99570655CHAOS ANSWERS TO NO ONE
99569394MADE TO LIVE IN AND LOVE IN 24/7
99573749MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY
99572079MASTER OF PUPPETS     – Applicant: Metallica.
99570163MY COLLEGE BRACELET
99571244TIMES TRAVEL
99572225VALLEY GIRL DIAMONDS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

 

99571097BITE ME ON THE BEACH
99570655CHAOS ANSWERS TO NO ONE
99573128CLEAN ASS
99573402COASTAL GRANDDAUGHTER
99572712COLLECTOR CARD
99568347COLOR CODED BIBLE VERSES
99570257EDGE OF CHAOS
99574109GRANDMA PATCHES: THE MARK CONSISTS OF STANDARD CHARACTERS WITHOUT CLAIM TO ANY PARTICULAR FONT STYLE, SIZE OR COLOR.
This will most likely be revised to just be GRANDMA PATCHES.
99569134IF I CAN SEE IT, I CAN BE IT
99575882IRRATIONAL DESIRE
99570217KIDS CAN READ TOO
99575265LITTLE MISS ARTSY PANTS
99573749MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY
99573446MAKE NEBRASKA GREAT AGAIN
99572091MASTER OF PUPPETS
99568353MINDFUL MINUTE ACTIVITY CARDS
99571084MY DOG GETS IT
99568792OMG! NOW WHAT?
99571368PAWSITIVE VIBES
99570042REGICIDE
99569523SIX INTIMACY SKILLS
99572055SMART BABY BOOKS
99575059STAY ON MISSION
99573487THE RETIRED MINDSET
99569007THE SLEEP PLAYBOOK
99575058THE THREE INTENTIONS JOURNAL
99575478TRIAL & ERROR
99575513TRIAL AND ERROR
99568800WORDS MATTER.

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99574643BIG DUMPER
99575756BOOKS SHOWED ME THE POSSIBILITY OF FREEDOM
99575680BUILT FOR THAT LIFE
99568304CAN’T WAIT FOR SANTA
99569227CATISFACTION GUARANTEED
99570655CHAOS ANSWERS TO NO ONE
99570788CHOWDOWN BOX
99575844CLEAN COOKWARE FOR REAL LIFE
99575569DOLL SISTER
99556589ELEVATE YOUR SAUNA EXPERIENCE
99568872FEASTBOARD
99568655GO BRUSH PRO
99568775HOUSE OF GAINS
99569848HYDRATION HUB
99500840I’M A LAWYER NOT A MAGICIAN
99571545ICE TRAE
99574164LAS VEGAS ACTION
99500877LAWYER SOMEONE EVERYONE HATES UNTIL THEY NEED OUR HELP
99572181MASTER OF PUPPETS
99568407ONE FISH TANK
99575839ROADRUNNER
99571692SHORT GAME SOCIETY
99575354SPEED COMB

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9957171767
99575717AGING IS OPTIONAL
99568270ALL GAS NO LOVE
99571214BEST THING ABOUT ME
99574643BIG DUMPER
99571097BITE ME ON THE BEACH
99575756BOOKS SHOWED ME THE POSSIBILITY OF FREEDOM
99574924BRUTAL AMERICAN
99575680BUILT FOR THAT LIFE
99568304CAN’T WAIT FOR SANTA
99570655CHAOS ANSWERS TO NO ONE
99573756CHESS KING
99575444CHOOSE THE HARDER RIGHT INSTEAD OF THE EASIER WRONG
99575038COURTESY OF… HIM
99575051DISRUPTION IS ESSENTIAL.
99571576DOPAMINE FIEND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
99571911DOUBLE SMASH
99571921DOWN TO SMASH
99568430DUMP THAT BITCH
99574692FCK GOLF
99575290FECKEN BADDIES
99560700FEMME FATALE
99571403GET YOUR SHIFT TOGETHER
99568416GOD. IS. FAITHFUL.
99574540GOD’S AUTHORITY
99574109GRANDMA PATCHES: THE MARK CONSISTS OF STANDARD CHARACTERS WITHOUT CLAIM TO ANY PARTICULAR FONT STYLE, SIZE OR COLOR.
99572787HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SNAKE DO PUSH UPS? KEEP YOUR GRASS CUT.
99573387HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD
99571988I WORK FOR THE TITHE
99569758I’M MY FATHER’S ONLY SON
99574162LAS VEGAS ACTION
99569684LIFE COMES AT YOU. FAST.
99572491LIKE A VIRGIN
99573749MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY
99571429MAKE ENGINES GREAT AGAIN
99573446MAKE NEBRASKA GREAT AGAIN
99572667MAMA’S MY GIRL
99572202MASTER OF PUPPETS
99575632MONSTERS ARE REAL
99570147MORE LIFE.
99571084MY DOG GETS IT
99571066NO ATHLETE LEFT BEHIND
99574502NOTHING TO PROVE. EVERYTHING TO BE.
99386573NOTHING WITHOUT FAITH
99575385NUDIST.
99575319OTHER THING
99573734POP PUNKS
99575822REAL DADS
99570323SPREAD THE LOVE IT’S FROM GOD
99574193STOP WATCH PRAY
99573353THE FANS DIDN’T PAY TO SEE THIS CRAP!!!
99573487THE RETIRED MINDSET
99571244TIMES TRAVEL
99575478TRIAL & ERROR
99575513TRIAL AND ERROR
99573036TURKEY JESUS
99568813UNFUCKABLE
99573905URBAN TRIBE
99571795WORK IS HELL
99568196YES FRIENDS
99571143YES, PLEASE.

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99574961A MAGICAL UNDERWATER ADVENTURE AWAITS
99570194AIR CARBON MESH
99574010BACKYARD BATS
99568898BATTLE BOOKS
99569662BUTTERCUPS
99568304CAN’T WAIT FOR SANTA
99569227CATISFACTION GUARANTEED
99575011EXPERIMENT IN THE TUB
99567987GO FORWRD
99568775HOUSE OF GAINS
99575567IT’S BETTER OUTDOORS
99574164LAS VEGAS ACTION
99575093MAGIC DOTS
99573749MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY
99575016MAKES YOUR BATH WATER CRACKLE AND POP
99572232MASTER OF PUPPETS
99573670MERRY MOMENTS
99572608NO PARTNERS JUST OPPONENTS
99574966PAINT YOUR BATH WATER WITH VIBRANT, FIZZING COLORS
99570076PART-TIME GOLFERS
99573609PIXEL BRICKS
99576013POSITIVE WORLDS
99521886THE BIRTHDAY BUDDY
99569737THE DECK OF DEATH
99570380THE ULTIMATE JIGSAW PUZZLE TABLE
99574967TURN YOUR BATH INTO A COLORFUL CANVAS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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