MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 21 – December 27, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99566836D’LITES
99563434FESTIVE FLAME FAVORS
99564528GRANNY SAID SO
99566785IGNITED FLAMES
99566134LIBERTY WICK
99566809MODERN ALCHEMY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99561996ANTIVENOM
99561971ARIA
99567118BABY BEHIND THE WHEEL
99565274BENDING SPOONS
99560463EDGE OF THE EDGE
99564152FICTIONAL
99564490FUTURE AROUND & FIND OUT
99560670LIVING STATUES
99564451MASTER FREE
99562766MORE HUMAN
99562649OFF THE FENCE
99561036RICH ATHLETE
99565161STAR CITY
99560926THING 1 AND THING 2     – Applicant: Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P.

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99566953ALUMINUM
99561569APPROVED BY EAR PIERCING PROFESSIONALS
99565040BLISS
99565022CURRENT. CLASSIC. TIMELESS.
99563343GOOD EARTH YOGA
99561051GRIND SESSION
99565029HARMONY
99564590LUXURY REFINERY
99559596MY BAY BAE
99564995MYSTIC TOUCH
99564274NO BAD DAYS
99567132THE WEIGHT
99562241WE SERVE THOSE WHO SERVE

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99565491AMERICAN DREAM
99565403ASK ANYWAY
99560009AVIATION PIN
99567118BABY BEHIND THE WHEEL
99564195BETA THETA BETA
99566346BORNARTSY
99560177CANNABITCHES
99565746CLASSIC CARD COMPANY
99567098CLOSERS
99563354CRAFT REGISTER TAPE
99567341DANGEROUS WHEN BORED
99561207FAMILY CONNECTIONS
99567094FANTASTIC READING
99562963GEN X GUIDE
99566611GOT IT COVERED IN PRAYER
99561051GRIND SESSION
99562326HACK CLUB
99564812HAPPY THOUGHTS
99560494HER GLOW ERA
99566706HOT DIVORCEES
99561734HOW NOT TO F*CKING HATE
99561094JINGLE BITES
99564139K-POP COLORING BOOK
99564469MAGIC WATER JELLIES
99559977MAKE AMERICA AGAIN
99559682MAKE HUNTING SPOTS SECRET AGAIN
99560943PANORAMA
99560744PROMISE OVER PROMISE
99562000PROTECT HER SIX
99561010RICH ATHLETE
99565893RUCKING IS BEAUTIFUL
99565510SCREW YOUR FAITH
99567076SEVEN FIGURE CLOSER
99567240SIS, GET UP
99565211SPECIAL STAR
99560926THING 1 AND THING 2
99561105UNBREAKABLE VALOR
99566474WORKING TO WINNING

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99564311ALLIANCE DEFENDING FREEDOM
99567140BADDEST BOTTLE
99561743CACAO
99560730CAFFEINATE, HYDRATE, LIBATE
99561051GRIND SESSION
99564812HAPPY THOUGHTS
99566862HOME ELEMENTS
99564667I AM MY ANCESTORS’ ROI
99566005I SMILE BECAUSE YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER
99566688LIVE LOVE LOCKS
99559764NEVER EVER ORDINARY
99562680PAPI’S HERE
99563146PICK’EM
99560519PLANTER POT ATELIER
99561285SEXY BARISTA
99563720SIGNATURE SLEEVE
99561768TURN YOUR HOME OVEN INTO A BREAD OVEN
99560794ULTIMATE MUSICIAN

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99564516ACT WITH AWARENESS LIVE WITH PURPOSE
99564012AHOLIC. RECOVERY IS NOT AN OPTION.
99564315ALLIANCE DEFENDING FREEDOM
99566953ALUMINUM
99563626AMERICAN FOOD IS IMMIGRANT FOOD
99561224AMIGOS TOXICOS
99561996ANTIVENOM
99567118BABY BEHIND THE WHEEL
99563630BABY SCENT
99563690BAKE LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
99561804BE A DOVE
99564107BITCH I’D RATHER DIE
99566082BUTTERFLY GIRL ERA
99560730CAFFEINATE, HYDRATE, LIBATE
99567325CEO CHIEF EVERYTHING OFFICER
99567113CHAMPAGNE AND PRAYERS
99562367CHRIST LIKE
99566556COMPLIMENT SATURDAY
99562807CURLY GIRL
99560155DON’T ENGAGE ROAD RAGE
99562299EVERYBODY’S SICK
99560253FUCK EVERYBODY BUT US
99564173FUCK THE STREETS     – Two different applicants for the same phrase.
99562440FUCK THE STREETS     – Two different applicants for the same phrase.
99559712GR.A.M. – GROWN ASS MAN
99561051GRIND SESSION
99562428GRUMPY OLD BASTARD
99566706HOT DIVORCEES
99564667I AM MY ANCESTORS’ ROI
99560336I CREATE JOY
99562587I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR SWING TIPS
99564917I HAPPEN TO LIKE NEW YORK.
99563353IF IT’S IN YOU, IT’S ON YOU
99565135IT’S NOT EASY TO BE
99561886LEARN TO LOVE
99564096LIFE IS A FAIRWAY
99562895LIVE LIFE ARMS OUT
99566900LIVING PROOF
99560991LOVE IS A FOUR-LEGGED WORD
99559977MAKE AMERICA AGAIN
99559682MAKE HUNTING SPOTS SECRET AGAIN
99559583MY BAY BAE
99559581MY OWN MUSE
99510894NO HARM NO FOWL
99566532ON MY MOMMA
99562680PAPI’S HERE
99566956PICKLEMALL
99562000PROTECT HER SIX
99560066RANCH ROYALTY
99560835ROSES ARE RED
99565893RUCKING IS BEAUTIFUL
99564085SCHOOL IS HELL
99562530SEPARATE POUCH
99561285SEXY BARISTA
99562586SHE’S GOT GAME
99565073SHY NOT MEAN
99563463TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR ADVANTAGES
99563490TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR DISADVANTAGES
99560926THING 1 AND THING 2
99560794ULTIMATE MUSICIAN
99564118VAGINA COACH
99564705WHY THE HECK NOT
99561180YEAR ONE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

99566215“KAREN IN A CAN”
995632134TH DOWN SHOWDOWN
99561124AGILITY
99561351BALL HOPP
99565964CHEAP PLATES
99560482COACH’S BUDDY
99563784COLOR REVEAL
99560209COZY BRO
99560736EZ-BALLS!
99560875FREQUENT FLYER
99561051GRIND SESSION
99563056JUST DUCKY
99564139K-POP COLORING BOOK
99560943PANORAMA
99560384PET TIMES
99566956PICKLEMALL
99562968PLAYTIME IS EVERYTHING
99566944POP N SNIFF
99566105ROCK FAIRIES
99565244SOCCE     – It’s somehow a hybrid of soccer and bocce.
99565238SOCCE BALL
99566083T-LOCK

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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