MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: December 14 – December 20, 2025

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99554775COOL COCONUT
99555014DREAM MASTER
99558704FARTS
99548117FREEDOM SERIES
99551003FUTURE LOVERS
99553518GOOD WAX
99556005ILLUMINATE YOUR MIND
99554626LIGHTHEARTED CANDLE COMPANY
99556929MAHOGANY BALSAM
99553678MOONLIT CHARMS
99550033MOONSPIRIT
99550406SMELLS LIKE 67     – Yay, more folks trying to capitalize on 6-7!
99550370SMELLS LIKE SIX SEVEN 
99550085SOMEWHERE BUT NOWHERE
99556953VANILLA BIRCH
99550610WICKSY
99557651WIZARD WAX

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone case in the list of goods.]

99549031(LET) WOMEN RULE
99549747AI CANVAS
99550686ALL IN MOTION
99555350BANG BANG
99554980BREATHING ROOM
99548558CHARM
99548600CRUSH
99554623HANDLE IT
99557428HAVE A NICE DAY. PLEASE RECYCLE
99554824POSE WITH
99557277POSE WITH THE PROS
99548571SEAM
99557101SENSORY AI
99549322VOLUME BOOSTER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99549031(LET) WOMEN RULE
99558827ALL BEER IS GIRL BEER
99550686ALL IN MOTION
99550916BANGLE UP
99549853BE GOOD, DO GOOD, GOD BLESS AND GO BILLS
99558489BE LIKE HIM
99552570BEE POSITIVE
99550751BONNE MÈRE
99556369BOSTON
99553653COMFORT STUDS
99551072ETERNAL CROSS
99555802FAITH FULLY
99548596HARK
99557428HAVE A NICE DAY. PLEASE RECYCLE
99553467MIDNIGHT SHADOW
99549320MUSIC IS UNIVERSAL
99550838RAINBOW CHILDREN
99550842SLAY BELLES

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99547002BE A LEADER OF ONE AND NOT A FOLLOWER OF MANY
99558489BE LIKE HIM
99556369BOSTON
99552167CHIEF TOUGH OFFICER
99556135CHRISTIAN MODERN
99556561COLLEGE, CAREER, AND LIFE
99549879CRIME WINE
99556402CULINARY GODDESS
99549583DIE-HARD PATRIOTS
99551986DONT CARE BEARS
99548022EASY FILL
99552400EMBRACE YOU
99551210EXTRA CREDIT
99550769FARM FRIENDS
99557059FIRST YEAR DOWN
99549700FOLLOW HIM
99551208GOOD BORING
99552806GUARDIANS OF KINDNESS
99556140HOMESCHOOL LANGUAGES
99546687JESUS LAUGHS TOO
99553931MADE BY LIFE.
99548093MASS
99555717MIND PALACE
99558886MOUSTERPIECE THEATRE
99549333MUSIC IS UNIVERSAL
99552111MY SECRET PLAYBOOK
99552578NEW AMERICA
99550838RAINBOW CHILDREN
99558029ROOKIE
99550842SLAY BELLES
99556966SPECTRUM
99555769SUMMER LIGHTS
99552553TALK LIKE THIS
99555276THE AGELESS BIBLE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99549031(LET) WOMEN RULE
99558827ALL BEER IS GIRL BEER
99550686ALL IN MOTION
99552372AMERICAN OUTDOOR GRILL
99548817ASK ME ABOUT MY TREAT DEALER
99558489BE LIKE HIM
99551868COFFEEBLOCK
99550100CONTAINER CULTURE
99555972DAD GANG RUN CLUB
99553064DAIRY BOY HOME
99548176DEFINE BRUSH
99552873DIRTY LITTLE DRINKS
99548040FRUIT FLY FUNNEL
99550112GENTLE BABE
99550537GOLDEN BOYS
99552206GOOD LIFE ROLLER
99551545HEY GURL, HEEEY!
99558561HOLIDAY JUNKIE
99550014HOTCLIP
99547985HYDRATE WITHOUT THE HATE
99548583INTERLOCKING TRIVET     – Goods: trivets.
99550701JANUARY TO JUNE
99546824JUNK PLANNER     – Goods list does NOT include planners.
99550753MICRO VAC.
99550760MICRO VACUUM
99558875MUGLY
99549378MUSIC IS UNIVERSAL
99550218NERDY NOVELTY
99554194NOOK CHARM
99557892OLD GUY WISDOM
99555674PLACE CARD     – Goods include napkin rings and menu card holders.
99556934SCENT BLENDER
99553572SCENT THEORY
99557167SCRUBBIE-ON-A-STICK
99549136SHOT CADDIE
99546913SNACKFUL
99555482SOLAR ECLIPSE
99555673SOLAR ECLIPSE
99556123SPLASH MATE
99547702SPROUT HUGGERS
99553303STEEL ROAST
99555071TEARS OF MY
99554732TEARS OF THE PEOPLE I BEAT AT
99546926WINE WEIGHT

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9955079891001
99549031(LET) WOMEN RULE
9954676124/7/365/ETERNITY
99551581A LEAGUE OF YOUR OWN
99548269A-DRESS     – Goods: dresses.
99553766AFTER CHURCH NAP
99558827ALL BEER IS GIRL BEER
99549900ART IS HUMAN
99556790AURA GOD
99556903BARELY REGULATED
99547002BE A LEADER OF ONE AND NOT A FOLLOWER OF MANY
99549853BE GOOD, DO GOOD, GOD BLESS AND GO BILLS
99558489BE LIKE HIM
99551337BEACH FLEECE
99550751BONNE MÈRE
99556454BORN KNOTTY
99556396BOSTON
99556369BOSTON
99547645CAMP AROUND AND FIND OUT
99548019COTTON CLUB
99547224COW SHIT LIFE
99549960DAD DRIVEN
99555972DAD GANG RUN CLUB
99557833DINKY DINKSTER
99557089EACH DAY IS A BONUS
99557024EAT MEAT
99558187F**CKFACE
99553595FAITH FOCUS FLOW
99558178FUCKFACE
99553328GOD SPEAKS
99546924GOSSIP SAVES LIVES
99557428HAVE A NICE DAY. PLEASE RECYCLE
99551545HEY GURL, HEEEY!
99554539HI HI
99548061HUGGING SOCK
99547985HYDRATE WITHOUT THE HATE
99558380I DIDN’T VOTE FOR THAT!
99547975I LOVE MY COACH
99547997I MISS MY COACH
99549169I WILL ALWAYS WORSHIP
99555469I’M BEAUTIFUL
99556113IT’S ALL GOOD IN THE WOODS
99548953KEEP ON TRUMPING
99556228LOVE ALL CYCLING
99556246LOVE ALL LEISURE
99556242LOVE ALL LITTLES
99556256LOVE ALL PADEL
99553872LOVE ALL SKI
99553887LOVE ALL SPORT
99553921LOVE ALL SQUASH
99553923LOVE ALL SWIM
99557266LOVE MY MOUNTAIN
99553287LUCKY MF
99549171M4M: MAGA FOR MAMDANI
99550353MAD CUTE
99547355MAG NOT MAGA
99551557MAKE AMERICANS GOOD AGAIN
99552726MAKE BOURBON STREET GREAT AGAIN
99549844MAKING PENISES GREAT AGAIN
99558886MOUSTERPIECE THEATRE
99551100MUDD LIFE
99551756MYSTERIOUSLY CONFIDENT
99551605NOT THE CAPTAIN
99548227NOT TODAY LIFE
99553618PEDAL OR DIE
99558623PRETTY GIRL PRIVILEGE
99550838RAINBOW CHILDREN
99551527RAW ERA
99549886RODE HARD PUT UP WET
99558249SAVED AND RICH
99549961SAY NO TO WHITE GIRLS
99550842SLAY BELLES
99550681SPOILED AMERICAN PRINCESS
99547069STAY LOCKED IN UNTIL YOU WIN
99551555STRENGTH BY FAITH
99552962THANKS, I MADE IT
99548150THE ANSWER IS…
99550964TOP HAT     – Goods list includes “Headwear, namely, silk-lined hats”.
99555048U GOT IT BRO
99548992UGLYHOT
99548381WE LOVE OUR COACH
99548399WE MISS OUR COACH
99550637WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
99550005YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.

9954770824 SQUARE
99557175A LITTLE BIRTHDAY TOAST TO YOU
99552932ADVICE FROM A POTATO
99550686ALL IN MOTION
99549058BABY ALL
99552529BATHTIME FUN REIMAGINED
99552463BESTIE HUGS
99554762BLITZ BOARD
99556369BOSTON
99552585BRIGHTEN UP BATHTIME
99552565CANDY SPLASH
99556571COLOR WORKSHOP
99551181DINO CRACK
99551285DINO POWDER
99556164DINOSAUR BATH BOMBS
99552917EMOTIONAL SUPPORT POTATO
99558187F**CKFACE
99558178FUCKFACE     – No specimen, dang it!
99550902GAY ON A SLEIGH
99549841GOLFMAS
99548315MEGAPLUSH
99558886MOUSTERPIECE THEATRE
99551327PEPPERMINT BARK
99556149PLANET BATH BOMBS
99556569PLAY ALONG
99556969PLAY ALONG DARLIN’
99549229PLAY WORKS
99549781POCKET GOLF
99553024POSITIVE BASEBALL
99550622PULL-N-SWIM
99558655PUNCH BUDDY
99551944ROCK BUDDIES
99553314SERVE WITH PURPOSE
99555512SOLAR ECLIPSE
99556159SPACE BATH BOMBS
99552495TEE SAVER
99558442TINY TREE     – Goods: artificial Christmas trees.
99550200TINYEXPLORER
99548298TRIANGLE TREES     – Goods include artificial Christmas trees.
99556179UNICORN BATH BOMBS
99558646WINNING IS A LIFESTYLE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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