MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 8 Aug – 14 Aug 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

500411141924
50041149CALICO RAIN
50041102CALICO RAIN
50047502DESCENDANT OF A PATRIOT
50048198FOREST TO FIELD
50041161GEORGIA DREAM
50041234IF YOU KNOW FRAGRANCE YOU KNOW
50039495MEMORY WICK
50041175MUSE
50044792NO CAP
50043757PEARLED CANDLE
50046917SAUCE
50042160SHOULD I GET BANGS?
50044607THE MIX
50044680THOUGHTFULLY BEAUTIFUL
50041917VINCE
50048505YES, DADDY

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

50041174ARTIFICIAL
50040109BIG FAN
50043593CAMPPING
50040073CASES FOR SMARTPHONES
50049249CRASH CARD
50048493DISTANCE VIEW
50042888FILM BUDDY
50040158GUILTY PLEASURES
50041812HOLODECK
50050010I GOT A TEXT
50047394MAGIC POINTER
50042822POWER WRITING

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

50049759CARRY LOVE WITH YOU
50046354COPS DON’T STAGE
50044785DEATH CHAINS
50045769DINKABLES
50042492FATHOM
50042468GIRLY POP SOCIETY
50044975GLAMOROUS GORGEOUS
50044218GRACED MEDALS
50043980LUCKY CAT JEWELRY
50041275MADE TO STACK
50040258PRETTY FINGER
50044284SALT & STEEL
50049498SALTY COCONUT
50046322THANKING THE THANKLESS
50039620WOLF

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

500420591950
50049029ABOVE IT ALL
50050168BENEFICIAL BUGS
50046638DON’T BE A MIDWIT
50039807DOWN
50039701DREAMLESS
50042474EVERY PRAYER IS HEARD
50044874GARAGE DADS
50042468GIRLY POP SOCIETY
50041294GOOD PEOPLE FIND GOOD PEOPLE
50049412GREAT COLLEGES TO WORK FOR
50043166HOW GOD LIES
50050010I GOT A TEXT
50047275I LOVE TOXIC QUEENS AND MATRIARCHS
50043144I SEEK GOD AND HE ANSWERS
50040185KILLER HALLOWEEN PARTY
50043581LITTLE EXPEDITION
50046623MOMENT MAKER
50044080MOMMY WATER
50044058MY BIBLE BEGINNINGS
50046800MY MUSE, MY LOVE
50046739OWN YOUR IT
50048818PATH TO GRACE
50042241PHOTO-ANAGRAM
50050029POPCORN PENS
50040872POSTIE PALS
50044407PREMIER FLAG
50041610PRINCESS BUILDER
50041592REAL PARENT TALK
50040189SPOOKY LITTLE HALLOWEEN
50047936STRONG LIKE ME
50049853THE AI SLOP SHOP
50043037THE STICKER FIX
50042800TODAY’S BULLSHIT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

50042204BEACH CHAIR MILLIONAIRE
50046574CHILLINGTON
50044148CLINK DESIGNS
50049204DISPOSABLES GROWN LOCALLY
50041942EASY OUT TRASH
50048965ELEMENT
50047425EVERY LAST DROP
50041211FOOD & WINE
50049095FREEDOM IS SEXY
50042468GIRLY POP SOCIETY
50041294GOOD PEOPLE FIND GOOD PEOPLE
50049420HEALTH OBSESSED
50046364HYPER TOUGH
50050010I GOT A TEXT
50043870KEEP UP
50044080MOMMY WATER
50042240NORTHERN ORIGINAL
50040281NOT RUNNING SUCKS
50044407PREMIER FLAG
50041610PRINCESS BUILDER
50041592REAL PARENT TALK
50040277RUNNING IS DOPE
50044569SIP+STOW
50048525TREASURE POCKET
50049092WAX COZY
50041259WORST TENANT EVER

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

50041789206
50049029ABOVE IT ALL
50049644ADMIRED BY MANY
50046969ALWAYS HOME
50049837ANGEL BARBIE
50050339ANTI-“CAN’T”
50048384ANTI-NORMAL
50045137APOLOGIZE WITH MONEY
50042304BALD DADS
50042652BAY DRINKIN’
50046924BE LIKE ME
50041377BE NON HUMAN
50047810BE THE EXCEPTION
50042204BEACH CHAIR MILLIONAIRE
50042812BEARPANTS
50047498BIG GIRLS TASTE BETTER
50040571BIRD PEEPLE
50041399BLESS CHILDREN
50049991BOOTY-LENGTH CERTIFIED
50046590CALLED ANYWAY
50046641CATCHING WAVES
50046594COUGAR CLUB
50044212DECLASSIFIED
50039999DEMAND DRAG
50047502DESCENDANT OF A PATRIOT
50041320DIRT ROAD GIRLS
50041427DISAPPOINTEDAF
50046638DON’T BE A MIDWIT
50043719DON’T CHANGE MONTANA. LET MONTANA CHANGE YOU.
50050094DON’T DIE BEFORE TRYING
50045567DON’T EAT THE BAT
50039852DOPE CHILD OF GOD
50039807DOWN
50045464DUMBBELLS AND DUBSTEP
50043412EAT THE BUTT
50041828EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HOMIE
50043460FIGHT HUNGER EAT THE BUTT
50049095FREEDOM IS SEXY
50050217FU.
50044874GARAGE DADS
50042468GIRLY POP SOCIETY
50041321GOD OFFERS LIFE 4EVER
50039482GOD. DUH
50041294GOOD PEOPLE FIND GOOD PEOPLE
50049975GRANDMA JESUS
50040158GUILTY PLEASURES
50047860HABLO ESPANGLISH
50041908HAMPTONS AND CHILL
50046950HAVE YOU SEEN MY JEANS
50039916HELL BENT
50049421HOME TOWN HEROES
50046763I BECAME ONE.
50044274I CLEAN TOILETS
50050010I GOT A TEXT
50039683I GOT ICE
50047275I LOVE TOXIC QUEENS AND MATRIARCHS
50042684IF I’M TOO MUCH THEN CHOOSE LESS
50045926I’M FUN, DON’T HATE FUN
50046031IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE BEAUTIFUL
50046965KEEP ON WALKIN
50043870KEEP UP
50046645LEVEL 1
50046649LEVEL ONE
50045884LIVE > DIE
50046738LIVE GREAT DAYS
50047199LIVE LIKE JESUS
50041073LOOPER LIFE
50046655MIDWIT
50042424MILK MOMMY CLUB
50041162MOMMA COMMA
50049868NO-SOAK
50044072NOT FOR THE MEEK
50040281NOT RUNNING SUCKS
50042803PARIS OF THE SOUTH
50042980PRAYER ANSWERING GOD
50044407PREMIER FLAG
50041610PRINCESS BUILDER
50049040PROSPER.
50041361RICHER THAN HER DAD
50049572RODEO KING
50046212ROGUE CITIZEN
50040277RUNNING IS DOPE
50042851SALTWATER HIGH
50042989SAUCY AFTER SIXTY
50046981SCARY DOG CLUB
50042286SEE YOU IN THE MORNING
50045034SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU CAUGHT ‘EM
50040512STRAIGHTEN YOUR POSTURE WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM
50039898SUITCASE PUPPY
50048149SUNDAY GOOSE
50049950THAT’S IMPORTANT
50047337THAT’S NOT ODD, THAT’S GOD
50043021THE 1%
50049853THE AI SLOP SHOP
50047191THE LOVE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED
50043508THE ROAD STARTS HERE
50049921THERE ARE MANY CHAPTERS TO THIS BESTSELLER
50045317TRUSTED ADULT CERTIFIED
50045244WE WERE NEVER ALONE
50049115WILD FLOWER
50039513WORK SWEATS
50041259WORST TENANT EVER
50046741YOU CAN’T TRUMP THE THUMP

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

50049029ABOVE IT ALL
50042942ALLEY CATS
50043191ANIMAL HOSPITAL
50042368BALL OF HATE
50040952BLESS MY BACKPACK ANGELS
50040350DESK WITCH
50043712DYNAMIC CREATURES
50050017FULL FRAME
50048979HUSKY HEROES
50050010I GOT A TEXT
50043167LIKE-MINDED
50042635MAGIC GLOW
50042675MY FIRST DESK
50046793PRAIRIE PALS
50041610PRINCESS BUILDER
50049179PUZZLE DUCK
50044450SQUEEZE ME
50039898SUITCASE PUPPY
50042663THE TALKING JIGSAW PUZZLE

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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