MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 29 March – 4 April 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99732596AROMATIC ESCAPE
99744006BECOMING ICONIC
99732868CANDLY
99736159FLORAL ENERGY
99733018GOLD COAST
99741241GULF OF AMERICA
99736760OOH
99737818PEACE LOVE AND BEESWAX
99732953ROSE
99732527SCENTED STORYTIME

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99741303A MUTUAL FRIEND
99734586BEAR CLAW
99732035BIBLICALPRENEUR
99738419COLLIDE
99741570COLOR INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM
99740512CREATING MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS
99740921DOODLE
99736912FIELD MOUSE
99732024HER HUSTLE IS HOLY
99733175LADDER MAGNET
99740524MAKE MONEY NOT WAR
99740878PERIMETER
99731543POWER COIN
99736893SALTEE HEIFER
99734942SURESHOT
99743961UNCLICK
99742835VERB TABLE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99738874422
99743660CARVED AND HUMAN
99738990DESERT GYPSY
99733013GAMEDAY
99739272HER CHARM BOX
99741420I AM THE OCEAN
99731115LITTLE WHIMSICAL LUXURIES
99736976MAMALICIOUS
99741792MOISSANITE IS A CHOICE, NOT A COMPROMISE
99742422MY SUNDAY GIRLFRIEND
99738189OPULENTGODDESS
99738500PEACHY WOMEN
99731324PLAYGROUND
99737813RADIANTGODDESS
99738056SIMPLY RESPONSIBLE
99738781SONG
99742840TIME FOR TOMORROW
99744206WARRIOR KID

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

9973262645013
9973261391330
9974231491331
99739440A SMALL THING
99734899AFFIRMATION MOMENTS
99733770ALIVE AF
99732597BUILT TO FATHER
99737092BUNDLED
99733778COZY CLUB
99738334DESIGNING OUR LIVES
99744099FOUNDER’S DAUGHTER’S
99732024HER HUSTLE IS HOLY
99743299LITTLE STORY KEEPERS
99739911LITTLE VERSE PRINTS
99734482LITTLEAUTHORS
99740431NO AI, JUST MY I
99731416NOSE PLUG
99737580NURSE NOW CRY LATER
99744245OWN YOUR NARRATIVE
99744426PLAYFUL LEARNING
99740690PLAYING THE LICENSE PLATE GAME? YOU’RE WELCOME!
99736405PLEASE BE PATIENT I’M TEACHING MY DOG HOW TO DRIVE
99735523POST TRAUMATIC WORK DISORDER
99743545RA WARRIOR
99736753RASPBERRIES
99734550RECLAIM
99734559RECLAIM SUNDAY
99733736RUB DIRT IN IT
99741088THANK DOG I’M DYSLEXIC
99733730THE POSTPARTUM YEARS
99744206WARRIOR KID
99743778WHOOPSE
99743776WHOOPSIE
99354531WRITE YOUR HEART OUT
99744404YUP I SAID IT!

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99738874422
99735946ARCTIC BOX
99735479CINQUENTA 50
99732217CLEAN HONEY
99739166CRAFTED WITHOUT COMPROMISE
99744099FOUNDER’S DAUGHTER’S
99743655HOOK ‘EM UP!
99741232LITTER LOVE
99733696LIVE. SPLASH. LOVE.
99740877MONDAY MORNING
99744278MORE THAN A POOP BAG
99737197MUDDY
99733272NOTHING STANDARD
99733106PEACE LUV GLASS
99744053PURE BODY
99733736RUB DIRT IN IT
99732689STAY ALERT. STAY AWARE. STAY ACUTELY AWARE
99743253TEASHOT
99744206WARRIOR KID
99742687WEARABLE BOTTLE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99738874422
99733770ALIVE AF
99735995BACK IT UP.
99743391BAJA CHICA
99732658BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE
99732035BIBLICALPRENEUR
99738540BICENTENNIAL BABY
99732768BIG DREAMS START SMALL
99744066BOUGIE BABY
99738225BRAM STOKER
99735314BREADUCATE YOURSELF
99739974CANCER GANG
99742116CHEMO CUTE
99735479CINQUENTA 50
99735054COMPLAINING ONLY SOUNDS GOOD TO THE BITCH THAT’S COMPLAINING.
99743955COOL GODDESS
99734146DO YOU KNOW MY FATHER?
99733112DON’T LET THE GRAY HAIR FOOL YOU
99738575EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S BASKETBALL
99738609EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S HOCKEY
99738597EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S RUGBY
99738589EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S SOCCER
99738620EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S TENNIS
99738206EVERYONE WATCHES WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL
99741342FIELD
99735084FIND YOUR COASTAL CALM
99739287FIX YOUR DIVOT
99742983FOR MOM + DAD
99739549FUCK GANG
99740383GOD’S MY PLUG
99744550GOD’S SIDE
99743108GOVERNMENT IS A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE
99732024HER HUSTLE IS HOLY
99733597I AM DEI
99731325I AM NOT MJ BUT SHE LOVES HOW I BEAT IT
99741420I AM THE OCEAN
99736792I BELONG HERE
99739227I DOUBT GOD ACTUALLY FAILS
99731246I’M SO ATL
99741671I’LL SELL YOUR HOUSE
99736662I’M A PRETTY LITTLE BLACK GIRL
99733894I’M DRINKING I’M NOT THINKING
99733257INTROVERT LIFE
99732683JESUS ALMIGHTY GRACE
99733221JESUS IN THE HEART
99736187JUST ADD LOVE
99731515JUST DRIVE
99736832LIFT YOUR GAME
99742048LITTLE COTTON CLOTHES
99736981LIVE STRONG, LOVE STRONG
99733696LIVE. SPLASH. LOVE.
99732346LOUD LIKE A MOTHER
99736509MADE BY IMMIGRANTS
99740409MAKE AMERICA NORMAL AGAIN
99734672MAKE JESUS FAMOUS
99738649MAKE SH*T HAPPEN MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY
99736759MERMAID OFF DUTY
99738264MR. COTTON
99742422MY SUNDAY GIRLFRIEND
99741509NASHVILLE VIBE
99732187NEPO BABY
99742593NO MORE BOMBS
99731416NOSE PLUG
99737963NUTS FOR CHRIST
99734572OCCUPY MARS     – Different applicant than that one notorious guy.
99736336OLIVE OYL
99734975PIZZA MAMMA
99738741POOP SOUP
99736476PROVE PEOPLE WRONG
99732368QUIRK LIFE
99743545RA WARRIOR
99736848REGISTERED POTHEAD
99733736RUB DIRT IN IT
99731546RUN LIKE A GIRL RUN CLUB
99738776SEARCHING FOR A THIRD
99731197SHIESTY
99743885SIDE QUEST
99733080SMALL BUSINESS BABE
99732703SOFTBALL DAD
99732941STAY ACUTELY AWARE
99732689STAY ALERT. STAY AWARE. STAY ACUTELY AWARE
99740323STREETWISECOWBOY
99733562SWEETHEART
99741871TATTED LIFE
99732644TEN
99741991THA RICH AUNTIE
99736716THE HALLOWEEN COLLECTION
99736498TIMELESS BABE
99743756VENI VIDI VEGAS
99743747VENI. VIDI. VEGAS.
99741923VOYAGE
99743739WARPED
99744206WARRIOR KID
99744343WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING
99743346WORLD’S OKAYIST LD

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99733531ADORNABLES
99740726BEDAZZLE
99742095BOUNCE PLATE
99743125BRIK HAUS
99738984CAMP KIDDO
99743039CRAZY UNICORNS
99743339DESIGN-A-HORSE
99736962DIPPER BALL
99738488DRAGON IN MY POCKET
99739311GARLAND TIME
99737623LITTLE LOOM
99737556MY COZY DINO
99739320PEBBLE LIGHT
99739197PICKLE PEOPLE
99738528POPEYE
99738005SNACKTIME FUN
99744206WARRIOR KID
99739297WREATH WORKS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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