MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 26 April – 2 May 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99790291COASTAL CANDLE CO
99799930GOLD RUSH
99800304SELF-LITE
99795259STORM & SHADOW CANDLES
99790484VAULT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99789383AI IN YOUR TOOLBOX
99795214AI ON RAILS
99792119ARMBUDS
99790415ASK CHAT JESUS
99799764ASK THE MACHINE
99795435COIN IDENTIFIER – COIN FINDER
99787659EATING GLASSES
99796172FANTASY DRAG
99794249FOREVER PENNY
99797388HELPING PEOPLE HEAL
99792375HER COMEBACK
99789400HER CYCLE APP
99797555HOLD THE MOMENT
99798932LOVE & BEACHES
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99796749MONARCH
99794420PATINA
99800377PREDICTIVEMARKET
99800439READY WALLET
99791809SECOND BRAIN
99798916SHAPING TOMORROW WITH AI TODAY
99796061TRUTH BASED LIFE
99796925TUCK FRUMP

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99797284828
99012359ANOINTED GARMENTS
99792119ARMBUDS
99793879BRIDGER WATCH
99797953DUNE GOLD
99797620DUNE SILVER
99791584FINEST KIND
99794249FOREVER PENNY
99792124I’D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THE MOON AND THEN SOME
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99797202MAN CAVE CLOCKS
99795839MOMENT RITUAL
99800480PATRIOTS CIRCLE
99788210SIREN SONGS
99796598SOME ISLAND, SOMEWHERE
99791162WEST END GIRL

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99797527199 FAVORITE BIBLE VERSES
99793315ACTS OF KINDNESS MATTER
99790504CALIFORNIA PRESERVED FLOWERS
99799039COFFEE AND TEA WITH JESUS
99800024CRAWDADDY LIFE
99795906CREATE A CHARACTER
99791488DELIGHTFULLY DEMENTED
99791805EMOTIONAL ENERGY
99797348EVERYTHING . EVERYONE . EVERYWHERE
99800680FAITH FOCUS FRAMEWORK
99795670FAITHFUL FAMILIES
99792275FIELD GUIDES TO LIFE
99792256JOLLYWRAPPER
99795243JUMPIN JACK FLASHCARDS
99791617KIDDY DOUGH
99792552LIVE AUTHENTIC
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99788850MATH JOURNEYS
99788928MATH LIVES HERE
99791072MICRO NOTES
99789475MONARCH
99788326MUSTARD SEED
99793431NEURODIVERSITY BELONGS
99796623PATHWAYS JOURNALS
99792890PUNCH BOARD
99788716SAGE SAYINGS
99788892SEVEN IN DOG YEARS
99796598SOME ISLAND, SOMEWHERE
99799036SPECIAL NEEDS ANALYSIS
99799020SPECIAL NEEDS ASSESSMENT
99789207THE CHEMO CLUB
99797498THE POCKET BIBLE DEVOTIONAL
99798415THOUGHTLESS
99796061TRUTH BASED LIFE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99797284828
99797289AI MASTER
99789907AMER-I-CAN
99012359ANOINTED GARMENTS
99799356ARTISAN CHEF
99797053BLEND IN PEACE
99796645BUZZ WORTHY
99797398DENTAL POD
99799702EAT ’N TREAT
99800389GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE BRUNCH
99795784H2 BOTTLE
99787807HOOKIE
99794929ICUP
99799400JUST TEASIN
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99788326MUSTARD SEED
99793310MYSTERY MAGIC
99797004NO CHAOS
99799131SELL SOME SHIT
99796802SHARKCUTERIE
99799379SOCIAL CHEF
99796598SOME ISLAND, SOMEWHERE
99797550SUPERSEED
99798443THE COFFEE STOPPER
99789879ZESTFUL LIFE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99789176ADVENTURE PARENTHOOD
99795110ALWAYS ACTIVE
99012359ANOINTED GARMENTS
99793794ATTENTION TO DETAIL
99789300BADASS HATS
99795665BATMAN
99792488BE THE BEST
99787869BIG CUP ENERGY
99797109BOUGIE FARM GIRL
99787935BTC
99787398DANGEROUSLY CAPABLE
99795027DICKSBIGGER
99789670DINKYBALLS
99792350DINODOODLES
99794277DISENFRANCHISED BUT NOT SILENCED
99788726DISGUSTED DADS
99787138DON’T CLOCK IN. LOCK IN.
99793405DON’T GO THROUGH IT; GROW THROUGH IT
99797285EARN THAT SALT
99792364FREEDOM 250
99797849GIRLS FART
99800324GIVE ME THE KEYS!
99794002GØD
99787921GOD, HEAR US
99788266GOOD APPLES
99789680GOT DA BAG
99792138HAPPY HOODIE
99799200HAVE A HIPPIE DAY
99790397HOLY FATHER
99798668HOT PEOPLE DRINK WATER
99800150HYBRID HUMAN
99787768I’M EVERY WOMAN
99788511IMPERFECT HUMAN
99790088IT’S IN US AND ON US
99787880JOYFUL MOMS CLUB
99796546JUST A CAR GUY
99800101KEEP MOVING
99788254KEEP ON SWINGING
99788252KEEP SWINGING
99795031LEGENDARY
99798163LIVE READY
99787287LOVE GOD AND LIVE.
99796163LOVE MY BOYS
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99792756MAKE BANK
99788313MARIJUANA
99795884MIDWEST MAFIA
99798761MOMSTRONG
99793431NEURODIVERSITY BELONGS
99798048NO!
99791866NON-TOXIC MASCULINITY
99791873NOT ALL TEXANS RIDE HORSES SOME OF US PLAY HOCKEY
99791585NOT HAPPENING
99792324PERVERT
99798531POKER ENERGY
99789021PRINCESS PICKLEBALL
99796155RAISING GIRLS
99796150RAISING LEGENDS
99798724RESPONSIBLE ADULT
99799007SAUCY
99792428SAVED & STILL DOPE
99796183SMASH
99796598SOME ISLAND, SOMEWHERE
99800023SPREAD LOVE. NOT HATE.
99800814STAY DUSTY
99798216SURFING IS GOOD
99789207THE CHEMO CLUB
99800012TOKIN’ JEW
99796925TUCK FRUMP
99800148VERY MUCH ALIVE
99791162WEST END GIRL
99772282WHOLESOME COWGIRL

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99790864BAD RAP
99795669BATMAN
99796743BEARY
99797781COLORVERSE
99795257CRANK
99790904CREATIVE FUN WORLD
99799605CUBE-IMALS
99795249DINO MYTES
99792386DINODOODLES
99792993GLAM SQUAD
99790856HARD ROCK
99796690I WOOF YOU
99800105KEEP MOVING
99789274LUCKY STARS
99789052MADE TO BE GREAT
99799119MAKE IT RAIN
99792812MY PASSWORD JOURNAL
99796717PAWSITIVELY AWESOME
99793154PIECE OF OUR HEART
99794566PLAY FOUNDRY
99795985POCKET SIZED ADVENTURES
99794933SLIME GUY
99795602SLIME RANCHER
99792967SQUEEZY SAND
99792998SQUISHY BUN
99793000SQUISHY DUMPLING
99794758TABLETOP PLASTIC
99788852TOP HOBBY TRAINS
99796735WELL AT LEAST YOU DON’T HAVE TO WEAR A CONE
99789250WONDERCLAY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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