MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 22 March – 28 March 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99724521ANTIMATTER
99722640AURA EARTH
99720270BAR HARBOR
99729409NOTE.
99728782RADIANT RELEASE
99729434WOODSTOCK

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99726492ALPS
99724521ANTIMATTER
99724613BADASS MOTHER FRIENDS
99726844BLISS
99719856CELL DADDY
99718366EASY HOMESCREEN
99720629JUST LIGHT
99724000LOCATION CHANGES EVERYTHING
99724906LOOK OUTSIDE
99729319MY EXPLORER
99726349ORIGINAL BIBLE
99717020OUTTAKES
99724148OVATION
99725860PERSONA
99717676RENTERTAINMENT
99718159RIVER
99724738SNEAKY SASQUATCH
99730128THINK OUTSIDE THE FOLDER
99717441TINY TASKS
99718630TRADING MAGNETS
99721368TRENDLIFE
99721244WE WILL WIN

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99704463CAPSULED
99726201EVERY PIECE, A STORY. EVERY STORY, A LEGACY.
99721041FORTUNEGODDESS
99727121GO RED FOR WOMEN
99727785LINKED FOR LIFE
99718921MOMENTS INHERITED
99729181NO NORMAL WEEKS
99718223NOICE
99727733OPEN CIRCLE
99725860PERSONA
99722014PETUNIA
99727092PINKY PROMISE
99722674SAME
99730275SEIS
99721240SILVER ICE
99724738SNEAKY SASQUATCH
99727122THE HOME OF THE PROMISE
99730163TIMELESS VALOR
99729057WAYWARD
99727088WEARABLE STORIES
99722017WHERE MEMORIES BLOOM

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99718335226
99716996ADHD CLUB COLLECTIVE
99729983AMERICA SECOND TO NONE
99723744APRÈS KIDS
99730257AROUND THE DINNER TABLE
99723522BE HUMBLY GREAT
99723471BE THE ONE WHO KNOWS
99718481BEST CASE SCENARIO
99723360BIG EXPLORERS ADVENTURE CLUB
99717528BORN GRATEFUL
99726449CHASING DREAMS NOT PAYCHECKS
99721990CHOOSE YOUR PATH
99726927CONSCIOUS INTELLIGENCE
99724520CONSIDERED YOURS
99719036CREATIVE MARK
99718125DIGITAL TRUST PROFESSIONAL
99728375DOMINATE THE PAINT
99720014FUTURE ME
99727121GO RED FOR WOMEN
99717653GOODLUCK
99727003HANDY BRUSH SAVER
99727018HANDY ROLLER SAVER
99726819HAPPY BAMBOO   TOILET TISSUE
99721445I AM THE STRENGTH OF A WOMAN
99721765I BELIEVE IN YOU
99727095JELLY STICKER BOOK
99719872LIGHTS, READING, ACTION!
99718171MIAMI
99722232MILLIONAIRE STRIPPER
99720453MISS FANTASY
99729181NO NORMAL WEEKS
99722604OH, THE PLACES YOU’VE GONE!
99727638ONCE UPON A TIME
99725860PERSONA
99722014PETUNIA
99729609SEXY COLLECTOR CARDS
99724738SNEAKY SASQUATCH
99721516SOME DUDE
99716943TEMPERATURE CHECK
99728949THAT’S THE POINT
99728907THE FANCY GRANDMA
99724136THE NOTICE SYSTEM
99728936THE POINT
99717441TINY TASKS
99722355TRUTH, LIES, MISTAKES, OR BULLSHIT
99729057WAYWARD
99719602WITCHISH
99724839WITCHYSCRIBBLES
99730110YAY! COLORING PAGES
99721661YOU WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99717323A COOKIE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
99727973ALL ABOUT BABY
99729983AMERICA SECOND TO NONE
99726170BEARD BATH
99717766BURGER BUDDY
99725002CREW JUICE
99717209CURL CADDY
99719663DUST BUNNY
99720740EARLY MORNING PRAYER CLUB
99724100GOOD INTENTIONS
99726484GRILL HANDS
99723718HOUSE AMERICA AGAIN
99728458IF I’M LOVING YOU AND YOU ARE LOVING YOU, WHO IS LOVING ME?
99719677JOYCATION
99720676JOYFUL MOMENTS
99720629JUST LIGHT
99723214KILL YOUR COMPLACENCY
99718253MATCHA BRÜ
99726480MULLET MAFIA
99729181NO NORMAL WEEKS
99725199OUT OF THE FIRE
99717578PEST CHASER
99722014PETUNIA
99722471POLITE SOCIETY
99718872PROFESSIONAL TAILGATER
99724302RISE & SHINE
99724738SNEAKY SASQUATCH
99729902STILL CUTE
99723588THIRST CRUSHER
99720834TORTIES
99722017WHERE MEMORIES BLOOM

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99717834#THENEXT250YEARS
99717323A COOKIE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
99716996ADHD CLUB COLLECTIVE
99718801ALL DAY STRONG
99720006ALREADY SOFT & SUBMISSIVE
99724252AMERICA 250 PROOF
99722754ANTI CHAFING CHAFING CLUB
99726252APEX FEMALE AF
99724078ARE YOU CLUTCH?
99728956ARE YOU THE ONE?
99718864ARROW
99727822BAD BAD
99724613BADASS MOTHER FRIENDS
99720397BARE AF
99723522BE HUMBLY GREAT
99727746BE KIND AGAIN
99725079BE THE EXAMPLE
99723471BE THE ONE WHO KNOWS
99727131BE THE OUTCAST
99725820BEST DAY EVER LIFE
99728698BEYOND COOL
99717994BOYFRIENDS ONLY
99730087BRAIN INJURED BADASS
99721878BRONX LIFE
99725728BUTTERFACE
99719961CATCH NO FEELINGS
99722012CHASING BIRDIES
99721515CONVENTIONAL NERD
99728619COUCH POTATO
99720945COWBOY CULT
99727769COZY CAMPERS
99721197CULT OF PINBALL
99729477CURLY CAP
99717085DEFENSE IS MY OFFENSE
99717831DIABETIC LIFE
99723168DIRTY HANDS BUT A CLEAN HEART
99726169DODG3RS
99720740EARLY MORNING PRAYER CLUB
99729876ENJOY EVERYTHING
99717611FARMGURL
99727850FEELING JUICED
99723366FESTIVE & HAPPY
99717222FIGHT THE GREAT REPUBLICAN TAKEOVER!
99718912FOR DADS BY DADS
99723887FOREVER BIRDIEZ
99725901GINGER
99723461GLOOM
99721956HAT BOX
99727291HELLO BEACH
99719870HERCOACH
99730158HOCKEY DAD
99723718HOUSE AMERICA AGAIN
99721072I <3 MY SKIN
99725177I FEEL LIKE A CHAMPION
99721027I HEART MY SKIN
99728458IF I’M LOVING YOU AND YOU ARE LOVING YOU, WHO IS LOVING ME?
99726730IF YOU’RE JUICELESS THEN YOU’RE USELESS
99717923I’M SOBER, NOT DEAD
99717082INSTRUMENTS OF MASS INSTRUCTION
99717391IS ANYBODY HOME?
99720706JESUS HAS YOUR BACK
99719951KISS ME I’M BLACK
99722527LADY LEADER
99729303LEGENDS
99719716LOOKOUT BULLDOGS BITE!
99724021MAIN STREET MOMS CLUB
99730235MEN OF HONOR
99724815MERRY & BRIGHT     – Applicant PetSmart owns this for many other goods already.
99726480MULLET MAFIA
99727266NEW YORK OR NOWHERE
99729181NO NORMAL WEEKS
99718223NOICE
99716919NOW WE’RE COOKING WITH GAS
99728357OATHMAKER
99717993OLD MONEY SOCIAL CLUB
99720709ONCE AN ATHLETE ALWAYS AN ATHLETE
99720018PAUSE
99724041POWER BITCH
99725091PRISSY
99718872PROFESSIONAL TAILGATER
99726866PURPLE PATRIOT
99726348RAISED DIFFERENT
99728081REAL GIRLS WRESTLE
99722694REDNECKIN’ AIN’T CHEAP
99728273SALT.LOVE
99722619SAME
99722674SAME
99724497SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
99722743SLAG LIFE
99721772SLEEPY SLOTH
99724738SNEAKY SASQUATCH
99721516SOME DUDE
99729115SOMEWHAT CHARMED
99729778SOOO FAST
99727145STILL ON DUTY
99720374TEA MASTER
99721951TERRA
99717012TEXAS FIRST
99727824THANK GOD TO BE ALIVE AND MOVING
99616343THE PRAYING TYPE
99727265THOSE DADS
99722125TRUST GOD BEFORE YOU KNOCK ON WOOD
99727216TWINTASTIC
99728909VOLLEY GIRL
99723415WALK YOUR WALK
99729057WAYWARD
99721244WE WILL WIN
99726078WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
99729401WELCOME TO THE RODEO
99725015WE’RE DRINKING WE’RE NOT THINKING
99724518WHEN WE PLAY, WE WIN
99717747WHY NOT…?
99718000WORK OF GOD
99724574WORRIES DISSOLVE IN SALT WATER
99727615YEAH BUOY
99726702YOU ARE CURSED!
99722935YOU MATTER HOMIE

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99727572BABY BORN REAL
99719745BALLVERSE
99730021BE A GOOD HUMAN
99723471BE THE ONE WHO KNOWS
99726367BEARD BALL
99722554BOUND & STUFFED
99717366COMMUNICATION BUDDIES
99729480CRYPTOIDS
99722693DOLLIE PAL
99726882GAME DAY
99727247GLOWBABIES
99726998GLOWBABY
99720438I LOVE YOU TO THE END ZONE AND BACK
99717884I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN BY GETTING YOU
99726057INSTANT STICK CHARMS
99729621JELLY POPS
99726892LEGENDS START SMALL
99724554LITTLE NUGGETS
99730303MAGICAL MUTTS
99720995MAGNEPUZZLES
99720480MERRYBEST
99717643MOOD MATTERS
99719803MYSTERY DUMPLING SQUISHIES
99719757OLD BALL
99725860PERSONA
99719725PHONEY
99726471POCKET PEEPLETS
99729491POOPY BEAR
99727931POPFETTI
99724438PROVIDING CHILD COMFORT IN HEALTHCARE
99728378SAND STACKER
99718841SMILE BUDDY
99728764SUPER PLUSH
99723480THAT’S OFFENSIVE
99721424TOTALLY OBSESSED
99728092TOYVIBE
99723785TUFF TOYS
99722267UNCONTROLLA-BALL
99717890YOU’RE A TRULY FA-BREW-LOUS HUMAN BEAN

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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