DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.
I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.
[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]
Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants
Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.
| 99670532 | BATH SNOB |
| 99671536 | CUTE CRITTER CANDLES |
| 99664557 | DO GOOD |
| 99674449 | FOR YOUR GOOD. |
| 99667315 | KITTY KANDLE |
| 99664773 | LEGACY OF LIGHT CANDLE |
| 99669710 | LONG LIVE THE MACHINE |
| 99665738 | NOTHING BETTER THAN THE REAL THING |
| 99668552 | OLE TYME CANDLES |
| 99665654 | SELF LIFE RITUALS |
| 99664250 | SUGAR BLAST |
| 99664247 | WILD RUSH |
Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products
Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]
| 99670625 | ASPECT |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99674031 | BUILD BY NUMBER |
| 99669762 | DIM |
| 99667449 | DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT! |
| 99674018 | FREE STUFF ALERTS |
| 99670040 | LOOP HOLE |
| 99664977 | PRETTY HUSTLE |
| 99671746 | PURIFIED |
| 99671410 | RELATIONSHIP LIMBO |
| 99667984 | TRAVEL SWAP |
| 99672439 | YOUR IMAGE IS EVERYTHING |
Class 014: Jewelry
Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.
| 99666465 | 100% GOLD PLATED BULLSHIT |
| 99670317 | A HERO REMEMBERED NEVER DIES |
| 99664623 | AMEN X10 |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99665143 | CLOSE 2 UR HEART |
| 99673380 | CRUCIBLE METALS |
| 99668149 | FATHERMAN |
| 99670320 | HERO MEDALLIONS |
| 99667968 | I’LL TAKE IT! |
| 99668298 | MILIGRAM [sic] |
| 99674361 | NEVER TAKE IT OFF |
| 99665377 | PLANT LIVES MATTER |
| 99666270 | SOMETHING JADE |
| 99665622 | THE BEAD DUDE |
| 99670837 | TIMELESS |
Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter
Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.
| 99673691 | A BRIGHTER NOTE |
| 99669205 | ADULT COLORING BOOKS |
| 99675207 | AISLES OF BOOKS |
| 99664623 | AMEN X10 |
| 99667671 | BAKERY 101 |
| 99667285 | BETTER LETTERS |
| 99670641 | BIG FAITH. BIG HEART. BIG ENERGY. |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99665397 | CEO WITCH |
| 99667729 | DARK MODE BIBLE |
| 99667449 | DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT! |
| 99666931 | FORGE AND ASCEND |
| 99664827 | FORGOTTEN BOOKS |
| 99666800 | GIRL GET UP!!! |
| 99675027 | GIVE LOVE. SAVE LIVES. |
| 99671601 | GOLF PENS |
| 99665444 | GUARANTEED HUMAN |
| 99664671 | HAWAII BREEZE |
| 99671098 | HOW TO FIND YOUR WHY |
| 99671017 | INAPPROPRIATE |
| 99671706 | JET |
| 99673918 | JOURNEY TO JOY |
| 99673252 | JOURNEY’S JOURNALS |
| 99665829 | JUST DO NOTHING |
| 99674544 | LANDFILL LIFE |
| 99671079 | LITTLE BEINGS |
| 99669667 | LITTLE NEW YORKER |
| 99674839 | LIVING ADOPTED |
| 99670130 | LOCALLY SALTED |
| 99666923 | MOMENTUM JOURNAL |
| 99667228 | NICE GIRLS WIN |
| 99667727 | PARTY CROWD |
| 99671989 | PENLIFE |
| 99665377 | PLANT LIVES MATTER |
| 99673495 | RETIRED PROCRASTINATOR |
| 99670106 | RICH GIRLS DON’T CRY |
| 99665654 | SELF LIFE RITUALS |
| 99674645 | SHARE A MOMENT |
Class 021: Housewares & Glass
Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.
| 99667671 | BAKERY 101 |
| 99669402 | BEST PRACTICE |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99666906 | BUG BALL |
| 99671405 | CANDY CANE CROSSING |
| 99672744 | CATCH CAP |
| 99664901 | COLD CADDY |
| 99672878 | CRAFTY WOOD |
| 99667449 | DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT! |
| 99665097 | DRINKWARE CONCIERGE |
| 99673558 | EGG CRACK IN PAN |
| 99674719 | GIRL POWER ON THE GO |
| 99674442 | GOT PILLS? |
| 99669234 | GOVERN YOUR SHIT |
| 99665444 | GUARANTEED HUMAN |
| 99671044 | INAPPROPRIATE |
| 99674598 | INSPIRE THE VIBE |
| 99674622 | INSPIRED VIBE |
| 99674382 | I’M MOM’S FAVORITE SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU |
| 99674544 | LANDFILL LIFE |
| 99665625 | LOVE N MACARONS |
| 99671389 | MASTER COOKWARE |
| 99671346 | MOM IS MOM |
| 99669842 | PERFECT POUR FLASK |
| 99665377 | PLANT LIVES MATTER |
| 99665654 | SELF LIFE RITUALS |
| 99675023 | STOWAWAY |
| 99667542 | TABLETOP 101 |
| 99671288 | THE PERFECT BOARD |
| 99671116 | TURKEY BRO |
| 99671427 | ZERO ICE |
Class 025: Clothing
Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.
| 99672580 | 960 |
| 99674367 | ALWAYS BE FUCKIN’ KIND |
| 99664638 | AMEN TIMES TEN |
| 99664623 | AMEN X10 |
| 99672510 | AMERICA IS ONE |
| 99668488 | ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE |
| 99666353 | AUTHENTICALLY SOUTHERN |
| 99664358 | BAD AS A MUTHA |
| 99674734 | BE AN ASSET NOT AN ASSHOLE |
| 99674960 | BEACH BUM COWGIRL |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99667457 | CAPRICORN BABY |
| 99667762 | CHERUB CLUB |
| 99673225 | CLEAN HANDS PURE HEARTS DIRTY CLEATS |
| 99666181 | COMFY AF* |
| 99665828 | CUTE CHAOS |
| 99668283 | DESIGNED IN CALIFORNIA |
| 99669852 | DILF MAKER |
| 99669391 | DO SOMETHIN SICK |
| 99667449 | DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT! |
| 99664769 | EMBRACE VIOLENCE |
| 99673247 | GET YOUR NUT IN |
| 99671851 | GIRLDADD |
| 99670071 | GOD. FAMILY. GOLF. HUNTING. AS GOOD AS LIFE GETS. |
| 99672672 | GOLF CART COWGIRL |
| 99669234 | GOVERN YOUR SHIT |
| 99667250 | GRIND AND GROW |
| 99674570 | HOT GIRLS GET MIGRAINES |
| 99670498 | HUNT WILD |
| 99674382 | I’M MOM’S FAVORITE SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU |
| 99673067 | INAPPROPRIATE |
| 99671854 | INFINITY PANT |
| 99674598 | INSPIRE THE VIBE |
| 99674622 | INSPIRED VIBE |
| 99674544 | LANDFILL LIFE |
| 99671079 | LITTLE BEINGS |
| 99669352 | LITTLE BUCK |
| 99674915 | NOT EVERYONE IS |
| 99674426 | NOT GRANDPA |
| 99665996 | NOT JUST ANOTHER KID FROM BROOKLYN |
| 99665008 | PAJAMA DAY |
| 99666026 | PARKLIFE |
| 99665377 | PLANT LIVES MATTER |
| 99668137 | RUN THE HALF |
| 99666392 | SATURDAY MORNING |
| 99672774 | SOFA-KING |
| 99668568 | SPORTS NUT |
| 99670015 | THABASKETBALLMOM |
| 99666193 | UNIQUE AF* |
| 99669555 | UNREMARKABLE & ODD |
| 99669570 | UNREMARKABLE AND ODD |
| 99667890 | WAG LIFE |
| 99664348 | WE WILL NOT BE ERASED |
| 99671078 | WEAR YOUR VOICE |
| 99667299 | WORK HARD HAVE FUN |
| 99674183 | WTFIFTY?! |
| 99674231 | WTFORTY?! |
Class 028: Toys & Games
Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]
| 99673254 | BASH BLOCKS |
| 99669444 | BRAINROT FACTORY |
| 99666079 | CHONKIES |
| 99675364 | ENDLESS ADVENTURES |
| 99667517 | FARTIMALS |
| 99675363 | GOOD KITTIES |
| 99666838 | HUMAN BEANS |
| 99671079 | LITTLE BEINGS |
| 99668186 | MY FANDOM |
| 99673390 | PLAY IS OUR LOVE LANGUAGE |
| 99674625 | PLAY TIME NOT SCREEN TIME |
| 99670023 | PROTECT GREATNESS |
[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.
Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.
If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!
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