MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 22 February – 28 February 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99670532BATH SNOB
99671536CUTE CRITTER CANDLES
99664557DO GOOD
99674449FOR YOUR GOOD.
99667315KITTY KANDLE
99664773LEGACY OF LIGHT CANDLE
99669710LONG LIVE THE MACHINE
99665738NOTHING BETTER THAN THE REAL THING
99668552OLE TYME CANDLES
99665654SELF LIFE RITUALS
99664250SUGAR BLAST
99664247WILD RUSH

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99670625ASPECT
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99674031BUILD BY NUMBER
99669762DIM
99667449DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT!
99674018FREE STUFF ALERTS
99670040LOOP HOLE
99664977PRETTY HUSTLE
99671746PURIFIED
99671410RELATIONSHIP LIMBO
99667984TRAVEL SWAP
99672439YOUR IMAGE IS EVERYTHING

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99666465100% GOLD PLATED BULLSHIT
99670317A HERO REMEMBERED NEVER DIES
99664623AMEN X10
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99665143CLOSE 2 UR HEART
99673380CRUCIBLE METALS
99668149FATHERMAN
99670320HERO MEDALLIONS
99667968I’LL TAKE IT!
99668298MILIGRAM     [sic]
99674361NEVER TAKE IT OFF
99665377PLANT LIVES MATTER
99666270SOMETHING JADE
99665622THE BEAD DUDE
99670837TIMELESS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99673691A BRIGHTER NOTE
99669205ADULT COLORING BOOKS
99675207AISLES OF BOOKS
99664623AMEN X10
99667671BAKERY 101
99667285BETTER LETTERS
99670641BIG FAITH. BIG HEART. BIG ENERGY.
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99665397CEO WITCH
99667729DARK MODE BIBLE
99667449DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT!
99666931FORGE AND ASCEND
99664827FORGOTTEN BOOKS
99666800GIRL GET UP!!!
99675027GIVE LOVE. SAVE LIVES.
99671601GOLF PENS
99665444GUARANTEED HUMAN
99664671HAWAII BREEZE
99671098HOW TO FIND YOUR WHY
99671017INAPPROPRIATE
99671706JET
99673918JOURNEY TO JOY
99673252JOURNEY’S JOURNALS
99665829JUST DO NOTHING
99674544LANDFILL LIFE
99671079LITTLE BEINGS
99669667LITTLE NEW YORKER
99674839LIVING ADOPTED
99670130LOCALLY SALTED
99666923MOMENTUM JOURNAL
99667228NICE GIRLS WIN
99667727PARTY CROWD
99671989PENLIFE
99665377PLANT LIVES MATTER
99673495RETIRED PROCRASTINATOR
99670106RICH GIRLS DON’T CRY
99665654SELF LIFE RITUALS
99674645SHARE A MOMENT

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99667671BAKERY 101
99669402BEST PRACTICE
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99666906BUG BALL
99671405CANDY CANE CROSSING
99672744CATCH CAP
99664901COLD CADDY
99672878CRAFTY WOOD
99667449DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT!
99665097DRINKWARE CONCIERGE
99673558EGG CRACK IN PAN
99674719GIRL POWER ON THE GO
99674442GOT PILLS?
99669234GOVERN YOUR SHIT
99665444GUARANTEED HUMAN
99671044INAPPROPRIATE
99674598INSPIRE THE VIBE
99674622INSPIRED VIBE
99674382I’M MOM’S FAVORITE SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU
99674544LANDFILL LIFE
99665625LOVE N MACARONS
99671389MASTER COOKWARE
99671346MOM IS MOM
99669842PERFECT POUR FLASK
99665377PLANT LIVES MATTER
99665654SELF LIFE RITUALS
99675023STOWAWAY
99667542TABLETOP 101
99671288THE PERFECT BOARD
99671116TURKEY BRO
99671427ZERO ICE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

 

99672580960
99674367ALWAYS BE FUCKIN’ KIND
99664638AMEN TIMES TEN
99664623AMEN X10
99672510AMERICA IS ONE
99668488ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
99666353AUTHENTICALLY SOUTHERN
99664358BAD AS A MUTHA
99674734BE AN ASSET NOT AN ASSHOLE
99674960BEACH BUM COWGIRL
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99667457CAPRICORN BABY
99667762CHERUB CLUB
99673225CLEAN HANDS PURE HEARTS DIRTY CLEATS
99666181COMFY AF*
99665828CUTE CHAOS
99668283DESIGNED IN CALIFORNIA
99669852DILF MAKER
99669391DO SOMETHIN SICK
99667449DON’T BUY IT, BUILD IT!
99664769EMBRACE VIOLENCE
99673247GET YOUR NUT IN
99671851GIRLDADD
99670071GOD. FAMILY. GOLF. HUNTING. AS GOOD AS LIFE GETS.
99672672GOLF CART COWGIRL
99669234GOVERN YOUR SHIT
99667250GRIND AND GROW
99674570HOT GIRLS GET MIGRAINES
99670498HUNT WILD
99674382I’M MOM’S FAVORITE SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL YOU
99673067INAPPROPRIATE
99671854INFINITY PANT
99674598INSPIRE THE VIBE
99674622INSPIRED VIBE
99674544LANDFILL LIFE
99671079LITTLE BEINGS
99669352LITTLE BUCK
99674915NOT EVERYONE IS
99674426NOT GRANDPA
99665996NOT JUST ANOTHER KID FROM BROOKLYN
99665008PAJAMA DAY
99666026PARKLIFE
99665377PLANT LIVES MATTER
99668137RUN THE HALF
99666392SATURDAY MORNING
99672774SOFA-KING
99668568SPORTS NUT
99670015THABASKETBALLMOM
99666193UNIQUE AF*
99669555UNREMARKABLE & ODD
99669570UNREMARKABLE AND ODD
99667890WAG LIFE
99664348WE WILL NOT BE ERASED
99671078WEAR YOUR VOICE
99667299WORK HARD HAVE FUN
99674183WTFIFTY?!
99674231WTFORTY?!

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99673254BASH BLOCKS
99669444BRAINROT FACTORY
99666079CHONKIES
99675364ENDLESS ADVENTURES
99667517FARTIMALS
99675363GOOD KITTIES
99666838HUMAN BEANS
99671079LITTLE BEINGS
99668186MY FANDOM
99673390PLAY IS OUR LOVE LANGUAGE
99674625PLAY TIME NOT SCREEN TIME
99670023PROTECT GREATNESS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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