MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 19 July – 24 July 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

50004933AROMAPHARMACY
50005870AUTUMN MOON CANDLE
50007729BONFIRE HAZE
50002511LIGHT OF NEW HABIT
50000630NIGHTSIDE
50010209SWAMP SNOT
50004004WARMLIT

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

50008066ALL-TIME GREATS
50010266ALLEY CAT
50007119BACK TALK
50010299BUILD BY DESIGN
50010288BUILT BY DESIGN
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50007329CONNECTIONS FOR PURPOSE
50009435CONNECTIONS WITH PURPOSE
50005420DATACENTER AS AN APPLICATION
50004188EASYGRIPPER
50004714MAKING LIFE BRIGHTER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

50004568BEST RUN
50008372BRAVE HEART
50001856BROKEN PROMISES
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50005140COMFORT CUFF RING ENHANCER
50010634GET READY SET GO
50010533GOOD CHEER
50003624I LOVE YOU
50009323MADE FOR THE FIESTA
50010643ONE WITHIN
50007935PRAYER GUIDE
50000826PURE AMORE
50008754SOCIAL DIAMONDS
50002182THE DAD SOCIETY
50007040TURQUOISE FRONTIER
50001119TURQUOISE MAFIA
50010520WATCH ME NOW
50000893WORLD CUP

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

50008066ALL-TIME GREATS
50003013AUTOMATIC MARKETING MACHINE
50007119BACK TALK
50002152BIBLE BANNERS
50008445BIG ASS MATS
50007621CLARITY. CONFIDENCE. FREEDOM.
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50005186COOK. CREATE. TOGETHER!
50000731DREAM PUBLISHING
50004114HOW GREAT THOU ART
50009199I START, YOU FINISH
50003738I TOO
50001654INDIGENOUSAF
50000773JIMOTHY RACCOON     – What a shocker, someone trying to grab this little guy.
50008969KEEPSAKE CARDS
50004955LEGACY ICONS
50009889LET LOOSE
50006959LITTLE ARTSY PANTS
50000855LORE & COLOR
50006461MADE FOR GOOD TIMES
50005135MIRROR PLAY
50000744NO DOWNSIDE TO GOD
50005370NO SLACK
50000732RED DIRT LIFE OK
50006382ROOF PAPER
50003099SHE HAD A WHOLE WORLD INSIDE HER
50003152SOMEWHERE IN THE BIBLE
50005035STILL SUNDAY
99935767STOP WAITING START WEIGHTING
50007172THE GRAPH
50007367THE GRAPH
50001646THE HOT MESS PRESS
50002400TINY NOTES
50000948TRUST GOD CATCH FISH
50002810WAIT, WAIT, DON’T TIP ME.
50006919WALL MOUNTED
50006519WRITE AS YOU ARE

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

50008271A CUP OF BEAUTIFUL     – Same applicant for all these “a cup of” phrases, under 2 different names.
50008252A CUP OF COURAGE
50008040A CUP OF FRIENDSHIP
50008021A CUP OF GRATITUDE
50008127A CUP OF HAPPY
50008261A CUP OF HEALING
50008145A CUP OF HOPE
50008067A CUP OF JOY
50008223A CUP OF KINDNESS
50008239A CUP OF STRENGTH
50009225BETTER TOGETHER
50005152BISCUITS ‘N’ COFFEE
50005822BOGEY DADDY
50008787BOND
50000657BOUJEE ON
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50005186COOK. CREATE. TOGETHER!
50000752DON’T FALL CUP
50003083FAT COW
50002314GIVING RING
50010192HANDS FREE TUMBLER
50008157HIGH CONTRAST
50008668KITCHEN PERFECTION
50007108LIVE WHERE YOUR FEET ARE
50004907MAHJ BY THE SEA
50004605NORMIE
50008166PLUS ONE
50004676RITUAL FLASK
50002940SEASON OF THE WITCH
99935767STOP WAITING START WEIGHTING
50002182THE DAD SOCIETY
50003002THE LITTLE SIPPER
50005443TORCH
50000599WATER BAG OUTDOOR
50009168WHATS NOT TO LOVE

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

50009641954
500019441221
50004006…BUT DID YOU DIE?     – Applicant is just some guy in Arizona.
500092493PEAT
50003845ADD IT TO THE BAG
50001103ALL GRIT. NO HYPE.
50005451AMERICA FOR SENIORS
50004827BACKYARD DAD LEAGUE
50008517BAD ASS GOLF
50004568BEST RUN
50007525BIG FEET GIRLIES
50007438BIKINIS THAT FIT LIKE UNDERWEAR
50005152BISCUITS ‘N’ COFFEE
50009126BOGEY BALL
50005822BOGEY DADDY
50009437BOOBALICIOUS
50000657BOUJEE ON
50008372BRAVE HEART
50009663BRING IT IN
50009432C.E.O
50010802CAN AMERICA SURVIVE TRUMP
50004989CARE ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF
50007818CHRISTIAN ENTREPRENEUR CLUB
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50003187COMMON UNIFORM
50003201CRASHOUTSFORCHRIST
50005189DANCE DADS UNITED
50000584DILLY DALLY CLUB
50007790DIVA GIRL
50002604EXTREME HORSE HOBBYIST
50009418FARM CLUB
50005260FEELING GOOD FEELS SO GOOD
50004635FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
50006750FIRSTFRUITS OF HIS CREATURES
50003010FLOATING FIT SYSTEM
50007678FRESHWATER LIFE, DON’T BE SALTY
50007331GARAGE BAND
50003971GET OUT AND LIVE
50002922HAUTE KINGS
50006523HOOPS LIVES HERE
50004451HUSTLE X PRAY
50009367I JESUS YOU
50003728I SHOW RESPECT
50009578I’LL BE YOUR HUCKLEBEARER
50008255I’M A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
50001654INDIGENOUSAF
50004218INK OVER SCARS
50005221IT AIN’T RIGHT
50010570IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RACE A CHILD
50010511KISS ME
50009798LET LOOSE
50004294LIVE FOR GAINS
50007430LIVE FREE AND FARM
50007108LIVE WHERE YOUR FEET ARE
50003012LUCKY GIRL
50006461MADE FOR GOOD TIMES
50009323MADE FOR THE FIESTA
50001633MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN
50002440MAKE LIFE GREAT AGAIN
50008427MAKING DISCIPLES CO.
50009648MAMA BY GRACE
50002047MIND OF A STONER
50000551MODE
50009290MOVE LIKE WATER – LIVE LIKE FIRE
50002024MY FAVORITE BRA
50000861MY HEART
50007254NO BAD DAYS IN THE GARDEN
50000744NO DOWNSIDE TO GOD
50004798ONE LIFE, LIVE IT.
50003606PAR DADDY
50000826PURE AMORE
50008356RAISED BY A STRONG MOM
50000778REAL GIRLS ONLY
50001308REAL MEN DO PILATES
50007164RESPECTFULLY ROWDY
50002900ROOKIE MISTAKE
50005232ROUX LIFE
50002918SOCK POCKETS
50005349SPIKY
50002959SPLASH SANDALS
50006978STEELTOES & STILETTOS
50003018STOMPIN’ DIRT FOR JESUS
99935767STOP WAITING START WEIGHTING
50005567SUCK LATER! YOU, SUCK LATER! GO SUCK LATER! EVERY ONE CAN, SUCK LATER! SUCK LATER, HATER! THEY CAN SUCK LATER! WE WILL NOT SUCK LATER!
50002182THE DAD SOCIETY
50003022THE GRIPPER
50003027THE SLIPPER
50000948TRUST GOD CATCH FISH
50000963TRUST GOD HUNT DUCKS
50004417TWILL CLUB
50007514VITAMIN SKI
50009466WHAT THE HEEL
50009168WHATS NOT TO LOVE
50003622WHORE LIFE
50002908YOU CAN’T CHEAT DNA

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

50004266ADVENT BLOCKS
50002242AQUA BABIEZ
99838587BENEFIT BEADS
50005488COLLEGE NATION
50008198DA VINCI HOURGLASS
50010361DUMPSTER DUMPLINGS
50007148EVERY DOG IS AN EXPLORER
50006850ICONIC DUOS
50006665IT’S YOU BABE
50002460JESUS SAVED MY BACON
50003456KINDRED PLAY
50001318MELLOW SQUISH STUDIO
50009859PIT KIT
50005282RECKLESS BRICKS
50002638SQUISHIFY
99935767STOP WAITING START WEIGHTING
50003913STRAW HAT TOYS
50002042TEENIE BEANIE SQUISHY
50002039THE WORLD’S SOFTEST SQUISHY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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