MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 19 April – 25 April 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99782004BOO-TIQUE
99782853COWBOY CANDLE
99774354GARDEN PARTY SCENTED CANDLE
99782021I WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT I SAID I WOULD. EVEN IF IT TAKES DAYS, MONTHS OR YEARS. BUT I WILL DO IT.
99783444INTENTIONALLY ICONIC
99775071LUCKY LITTLE CANDLES
99780695MELTDOWN CANDLE
99774842SMOKE POD
99777332TALLOW ME NOW

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99777382AQUIFER LIFE
99780817ARCHITECTURAL ELEMENTS
99785889AV CASTING
99779928BELIEBER     – Applicant: Bieber Time Holdings, LLC.
99774976BROTHERHOOD
99778493BUILD. PROVE. UNDERSTAND.
99773866CHORUS
99782372CRESCENT CITY     – Applicant: Fireheart Inc. (Sarah J Maas’s IP company).
99775814DICK TRACY
99784648GALLEY
99784540GIST
99781619GPS CAMERA – MAP TIMESTAMP CAM
99780503HUMBLE
99779425INSPIRE
99779431INSPIRE ME
99779248MOUTHBREATHER
99783887PHOTO VIDEO MAKER WITH MUSIC
99772875SHELF-SCANNER
99784444SOLO
99784441SOLO BUILDER
99784439SOLO CODER

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99779381ARIZONA JEWELRY
99783658AUTOMATED GOLD MACHINE
99775998BASGIATH WAR COLLEGE     – Applicant: Yarros Ink, Inc.
99778310BATMAN    – Applicant: DC Comics.
99780986CATALOGUE
99782372CRESCENT CITY
99786161EVERYTHING IS AVAILABLE
99775742EVERYTHING’S AVAILABLE
99777535GLAM, GLITZ & GLOW
99776147HERITAGE PINS
99783396IT’S NOT DONE TILL IT’S OVERDONE
99781099MICKEY MOUSE WATCHES     – Applicant: Cain Holidings LLC (not Disney?!?!)
99773564MYRRH
99773812PEACEFUL EASY FEELING
99778325PERFECT GEMS
99786290STONES OVER STOCKS
99785131SWAG REPUBLIC

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99777146ASK ME OUT
99779928BELIEBER
99780651BETTER OFF
99782004BOO-TIQUE
99774976BROTHERHOOD
99782629CC: JESUS
99782208COLOR MY CLASSICS
99780223DARK ROMANTASY THAT RIPS YOUR HEART OUT
99775814DICK TRACY
99778026FOREVER YOUNG & FREE
99785267GHOST NOTES
99773992HOLDS TOUGHER LASTS LONGER
99773079IF YOU NEED ME I’LL BE AT THE GAME
99773450INSIDE THE MIND
99775921IRON FLAME     – Applicant: Yarros Ink, Inc.
99781694ISNT SHE LOVE
99780165LEGAL WELLNESS
99781236LIKE. TRUST. RESPECT.
99773600LITTLE GOAT
99779584MASTER ARCHITECT
99785447MATERNAL INSTINCT
99776647MINDLESS
99777988ONE GAME ONE PASSION
99780657PASSPORT TO PARADISE
99777912PUMP IRON, SHOOT LEAD
99783504REMEMBER, DOG IS GOD SPELLED BACKWARDS
99783692ROOTED IN GOOD
99777102STASH
99776965STAY DEADLY
99781424TENN LIFE
99782079THE EVERYTHING BOOK
99773284TORN PAPER
99779550TRUST RESPECT LOVE
99785030VETERAN PINS

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

 

99778315BATMAN
99785470BE FREE BE HAPPY
99775944BEARD SPONGE
99783800BEER GIRL
99786222BOATURDAY
99782004BOO-TIQUE
99775305BRIGHT KITCHEN
99782629CC: JESUS
99773861COLDBOTTLED
99780330CONTAINERPLATE
99782372CRESCENT CITY
99774814DRY BUM
99772969FEEL FREE
99772852HANDLE HUGGER
99782021I WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT I SAID I WOULD. EVEN IF IT TAKES DAYS, MONTHS OR YEARS. BUT I WILL DO IT.
99785849ICING ON THE CAKE
99783396IT’S NOT DONE TILL IT’S OVERDONE
99781236LIKE. TRUST. RESPECT.
99778127MASTER BARBER
99778027ONE GAME ONE PASSION
99777322PARENT’S CHOICE
99780181SAND ON MY ASS, SALT ON MY GLASS
99779934SING BITCH
99781974SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE L
99782284TATTOOED AND SUCCESSFUL
99776867TEARS OF MY STUDENTS
99779550TRUST RESPECT LOVE
99780154USELESS BUT NECESSARY
99777032WET TO THE KNEES

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

997864131159
997786511901
99637378A HUMAN
99784593ABUELITA APPROVED
99780641AMERICA FIRST BATCH 47
99780680AMERICA FIRST BOURBON
99777146ASK ME OUT
99774735ATTRACT NEVER CHASE
99773536BAHAMA MAMA BAHAMA MAMA
99775926BAPTIZED IN THE DIRT
99774017BE REMEMBERED
99779080BETTER BEACHY THAN BITCHY
99782956BLUE COLLAR MAKES AMERICA GREAT
99782004BOO-TIQUE
99784232BORN FOR THE WILD
99779615BORN ON FIRE
99777261BOSS MAMA CEO
99783285BOYFRIEND
99783331BOYFRIEND ENERGY
99773111BOYS FART
99780986CATALOGUE
99782569CAUSE I CAN.
99782629CC: JESUS
99778178CERTIFIED LUSH
99778187CHEER DADDY
99780148CLUB CASUAL
99780862CLUB COASTAL
99772883COACHING 4 LIFE
99772886COACHING FOR LIFE
99773387CREATINE DADDY
99773314CREATINE MOMMY
99775273DAT’S NICE
99775814DICK TRACY
99785243DUNE GIRL
99785998EVERYDAY IS SATURDAY
99772993FAT BOY TIRED OF WORKING
99774677FISH HARD LIVE LONG
99777889FOR THOSE WHO CHOSE THE WATER
99778026FOREVER YOUNG & FREE
99783825FRIDAYS OFF
99778364GEEK ENERGY
99780390GIRLS WHO SURF BAD
99776981GOAT VISION
99786397GODS FAVORED
99778121HORSE DADDY
99783716HOT GIRLS SWEAT
99775054I BLACKMAILED JEFFREY EPSTEIN
99778862I HAVE THE EPSTEIN FILES
99775032I NEED A HUGE JAR OF PICKLES
99773079IF YOU NEED ME I’LL BE AT THE GAME
99778573IT’S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW BUT WHO YOU FOLLOW
99783396IT’S NOT DONE TILL IT’S OVERDONE
99776118JESUS SENDS
99782647JUDGED CONVICTED REDEEMED UNASHAMED
99778073KEEP IT ALOHA
99774089LET. ME. LIVE. MY. LIFE.
99777839LIFE AFTER DEATH
99775217LIFE IS RAD
99786390LIGHT AND LOVE
99781236LIKE. TRUST. RESPECT.
99773600LITTLE GOAT
99775412LIVE FREE. LIVE MORE
99786441LOVE IS MY JUDGE
99777218MANIFESTO
99782483MELTING POT
99778495MOM’IN AIN’T EASY
99785762MOUNTAIN VALLEY LIFE
99777654MY AMERICA’S GREAT ALREADY
99773651NOT EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE HERD
99785753OG TROPHY HUSBAND
99778294OLD JEWISH MEN
99778339OLD JEWISH WOMEN
99773812PEACEFUL EASY FEELING
99772003PICKLE PRINCESS
99777912PUMP IRON, SHOOT LEAD
99786247PURSUE HIM
99785163PUTT, PUFF, PASS.
99778202RACE DADDY
99775078REINDEER ARE OVERRATED
99775699SALT BLOODED
99779590SALTY SHORE
99780181SAND ON MY ASS, SALT ON MY GLASS
99775728SELL LIFE
99782642SHORE LIFE
99779934SING BITCH
99773262SINNERS SAVED BY GRACE
99781974SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE L
99775053SOUTHERN RAISED
99773555SPINNY HAT
99776965STAY DEADLY
99777981STAY DELUSIONAL
99781434STRAIT OUTTA HORMUZ
99778453SUPER NORMAL
99782284TATTOOED AND SUCCESSFUL
99781424TENN LIFE
99781807TOO THICK TO CRUMBLE
99628349TORTILLA CREW
99781161WEAR YOUR TRUTH
99777032WET TO THE KNEES
99775156Y’ALLS BALLS
99775219YOU ARE MAGIC
99783759YOUNG HOMIES
99781465YOUR GAME IS TRASH

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99774523BATTLE TROLLS
99776676BLIND BALL
99782004BOO-TIQUE
99777339BUILDER BOX
99774409CAT-IMALS
99782372CRESCENT CITY
99774484DECEIVER
99785576EMOTIONAL SUPPORT POTATO
99780627FLOWER POWER
99772816HUSTLE CREW
99784361I SUCK AT DRAWING
99781559JOLLYMAS
99774438LIGHT YOUR IMAGINATION
99780629LOVE BUG
99784352MAGIC JET
99778183PLUSHIBLE
99773555SPINNY HAT
99776725SQUEEZE PLEASE
99779114TINY CRAFT
99781465YOUR GAME IS TRASH

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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