MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 15 March – 21 March 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 6 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99712129AROMA MAGIA EST
99709986CANDLICIOUS
99707641CHARLESTON HOME
99708483CONSERVATIVE SCENTS
99710235EMBRACE CANDLES
99711830GREEN BLOOM
99707174LIT AROMA CANDLES
99712906MERIT
99705643ROTATE
99711848SUNLIT AIR

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99707525-FEEDER
99705597AIRBASE
99707482ANYDESIGN
99708238BAD WORLD
99700133BUILT ON HONESTY
99710769CONNECT
99705947DATE DICE
99705277DEMON EGGS
99710973DESIGNER SPACE
99713878GODISABOVE
99713150HEART OVER HYPE
99707495NOW APPEARING
99703398PALACES
99713494SWIM HARD – THROW HARD
99705225TECHNICALLY LEGAL

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

9971379199120
99705075BITE CLUB
99710317BOND BAND
99712606CHARM BAR CHICAGO
99704648CHEETAH
99709347DUMB SH!T TUESDAY
99709312DUMB SHIT TUESDAY
99712419ENERGY NEVER DIES
99710101HEALING
99713150HEART OVER HYPE
99705290I HATE EVERYONE BUT US
99715653IF YOU CAN MILK A BIRD, YOU CAN MILK A COW
99710636IMPERFECTION
99709732JUST BEING CUTE
99707626LEE
99706304SAFETIBAND
99710833SARAH
99706239SHELL HEART
99715444STRAP CANDY
99711422TIMELESSGRACE
99714803TIMEPIECE PRECISION WORKS
99714193VACATION WATCH
99713964WATCHUNIT

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99714713100’S OF TIPS, TRICKS & LOOPHOLES
9971472710¢ BEER NIGHT
99700479A LONGER LEASH ON LIFE
99706672ALWAYS ALMOST HOME
99707030ARTISAN PARENTING
99715840BELIEVE IN YOUR WINGS
99704311BEST DAD EVER
99710531BEYOND THE ALPHABET
99711545CHILL AND GROW
99709768CLASSIC SAN DIEGO
99713571COLOR GIRL
99714770CONFETTI CREW
99703284CREANDO MEMORIAS MI FUTURO HOGAR
99703323CREATING MEMORIES MY FUTURE HOME
99705732DRIP
99703658FEEL THE NOW
99710277FIRST CLASS CARD PRO
99712551FOOD.WINE.REPEAT.
99711768FREE WILL
99713342GET THAT SHIT OUT
99704531GIRLS WHO RISE
99706935GOD’S GREATEST GIFT
99713717HAVE A WIPE
99710101HEALING
99713150HEART OVER HYPE
99711061HOW TO GROW YOUR GARDEN
99705290I HATE EVERYONE BUT US
99707165I SUCK AT GOLF
99710081LOVE AND LOGIC
99710456MIGHTY MAN
99708890MY WHOLE SELF
99713417NO BLEED CROSS PEN
99704292NO MORE MOURNING, IT’S EASTER MORNING!
99705678NOW IS THE PAST OF THE FUTURE
99704912ORIGINAL BRAND BAGS
99710018PARENTING THE LOVE AND LOGIC WAY
99713660PARTY OF PARENTS
99705701PORTAL PLANNER
99711526PRESIDENT GRUMP
99716101REMEMBER HER
99714444SAHM DID IT
99709460SANTA’S DOG
99700432SAVE THE DOGS, SAVE THE WORLD
99705470SELFISH PAPER
99716020STANDARD
99703508STRONGER THAN MY STORY
99705225TECHNICALLY LEGAL
99707095VANTAGE
99705315WE THE PLANNER
99704584WHAT
99703694WHAT IF I LEARN
99712268YOU SAY WHAT?

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

9971472710¢ BEER NIGHT
9971581413 YEARS
99700479A LONGER LEASH ON LIFE
99711925ALTITUDE
99713363BAKER BOUTIQUE
99710901BOUGIE WITH BOUNDARIES
99712066BREW SOMETHING NEW
99712043BREWING SOMETHING NEW
99714770CONFETTI CREW
99711808CONTAINERS DON’T LIE
99703420CURIOUS OBJECTS
99709347DUMB SH!T TUESDAY
99709312DUMB SHIT TUESDAY
99709573DUST BUDDIES
99712419ENERGY NEVER DIES
99703029GET OFF MY LAWN
99706226GOD IS THE CENTER OF MY LIFE
99713878GODISABOVE
99713150HEART OVER HYPE
99715341JUGS ON MUGS
99710166LOT’S WIFE
99714286LOVE HIM LOUD
99708785OPEN-TOP
99700432SAVE THE DOGS, SAVE THE WORLD
99713004SLATE
99711498SUN AND SHORE
99705225TECHNICALLY LEGAL
99712042TEENY TRASH CAN
99707537THE SWEETER THE PRAYERS THE SWEETER THE BREAD
99715806THIRTEEN YEARS
99713628WHISK JACK
99709087YOUR DRINK IN MORE PLACES

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

9971472710¢ BEER NIGHT
9971581413 YEARS
99700479A LONGER LEASH ON LIFE
99708850ALL MY HOMIES HATE CANCER
99710122ALWAYS FITS
99713619APRÈS KIDS
99708238BAD WORLD
99707998BASIC CAPS
99704934BE PRESIDENTIAL WITH ME
99704046BEE FRIENDLY
99710901BOUGIE WITH BOUNDARIES
99713719CITY OF
99706103COASTAL COWGIRL
99711808CONTAINERS DON’T LIE
99707091COZY COWGIRLS
99709061CRUELTY FREE OR IT’S NOT FOR ME
99705051CULTURE CAFFEINE
99711751DISTRACTED…BUT BRILLIANT
99705451DOG CLUB
99710708DOPE-ÍSH
99704013DREAMERS DONT QUIT
99705611DREAMERS ON TOP
99709347DUMB SH!T TUESDAY
99709312DUMB SHIT TUESDAY
99713094ELEVATED ENERGY ERA
99712419ENERGY NEVER DIES
99702987FAITH BASED BABY
99715989FAT BOY SURF CLUB
99713338GAMER BABE
99704508GET ELECTED WITH ME
99703029GET OFF MY LAWN
99714442GO YOU
99708842GOD IS HIM
99706226GOD IS THE CENTER OF MY LIFE
99713878GODISABOVE
99708614HEIRS OF CHRIST
99713123HOCKEY GIRL
99708998HOMERUN HITTERS
99704496HUSBAND’S GIRL
99713763I HAVE MORE SHOES THAN FRIENDS
99713601I LOVE ME. GOD CREATED ME.
99712000JOEY
99706948KNOW MERCY
99707382LAMB OF GOD
99714450LAMBS CLUB
99707535LIFE’S A TRIP
99712416MADE BY SUNSHINE
99707531MAKE AMERICA ABOUT GOD AGAIN
99706279MAKE ENLISTING GREAT AGAIN
99707736MAKE IT A BADASS DAY!
99715028MALEVOLENT BASTARD
99707870MARKETPLACE MENACE
99707429MEATY TACOS
99706166MEET ME IN CHICAGO
99707365MEET ME ON THE CAPE
99716141MOG
99716144MOGGED
99710519MOTHERUCKER
99714634NATIVE LIFE
99705158NEVER FADE
99711615NO KINGS NO THRONES
99713426NORTHERN LIGHTS
99703226NOT DESIGNER
99713755NOT DESIGNER
99715183OH WHAT A FEELING
99714145PEACEFUL WARRIOR
99708353PHO MOMMA
99703277REAL DADS TRAIN
99711032SAFETY LAST
99700432SAVE THE DOGS, SAVE THE WORLD
99704256SHARED LIFE, SHARED LOVE
99709720SHOULD’VE INVESTED
99712546SMOOTH
99703508STRONGER THAN MY STORY
99705199STUCKLIFE
99673831SURF AUSTIN
99705225TECHNICALLY LEGAL
99704355THE PLEASURE IS MINE
99715806THIRTEEN YEARS
99704172TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA
99714816TRUST ME, I’M THE ENGINEER
99706118UNSUBSCRIBE.
99705276URBAN PATRIOT
99703068VENICE CREW
99713970VIBE HOCKEY
99710345VIVE MUCHO
99703306WHAT THE SHELL
99706251WHOLESOME MEMES
99705743WOMEN’S SPORTS ARE THE FUTURE NOW
99706053WORK

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99700479A LONGER LEASH ON LIFE
99712678BENTO
99708456CHANGEABLES
99714770CONFETTI CREW
99714000CORNER STORE CANDY
99711057CRAZY FOAM
99703420CURIOUS OBJECTS
99707556DUMPLING SQUISHY
99705739FIDGET DOUGH
99715331GOOD NEIGHBOR
99710101HEALING
99711686MERRYTIME
99710456MIGHTY MAN
99707674MINI HORSE
99715667MY POTTY TRAIN
99707391NASTIES
99700432SAVE THE DOGS, SAVE THE WORLD
99704256SHARED LIFE, SHARED LOVE
99711157SQUISHMAS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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