MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 14 June – 20 June 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99891926BOLDLY HER
99890409COMBCANDLE
99895460DARE AND SHINE
99883769KINKY KANDLES
99887419MAKE EVERYDAY
99895910MARSHMALLOW WOODS
99887431MEEP MEEP
99887209MOSSY OAK
99894119SNARKY CANDLES
99890973STATE OF BEING
99893336WONDERWICK

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99884532ADAPTIVE PAPER
99893909ADVANCED ENERGY
99894747AMAZING ABUNDANCE
99893316BAREPHONE
99889834BIG POTATO
99894744BRAIN FUEL
99887856C’ESTMOI
99890551CHOOSE TO BE NICE
99886927DIY ALL-STAR
99885215DNA REPLICA
99892442GLANCE
99895046INFINITY IS INFINITE
99892923KALEIDOSCOPE
99889767MASTER ENTERTAINER
99889773MASTER LEADER
99892229PURE STATE
99894976VIBE DIRECTOR

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

9988473158 FACETS
99885599BENT, NEVER BROKEN
99889019BIG BANGLES THEORY
99893754BLINK BLING
99890804BROTHERHOOD
99890551CHOOSE TO BE NICE
99888723JELLY GEMS
99893194LIVE GROUNDED
99895715MADE WITH SOUL
99887419MAKE EVERYDAY
99895839OWN YOUR LIGHT
99894292POD
99893554SEAGULL MINE
99884405TURQUOISE PRINCESS
99888657WECONNECT
99888055WERE BEARS
99887640WEREBEARS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

998871676-MINUTE DIARY
99894961A DOG’S GUIDE TO
99887528A DREAM. A WISH. YOU.
99884532ADAPTIVE PAPER
99893021ALWAYS IN MY HEART
99894747AMAZING ABUNDANCE
99891560ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING?
99885466B DIFFERENT. B RARE. B YOU.
99889834BIG POTATO
99895033BLADE
99891926BOLDLY HER
99890551CHOOSE TO BE NICE
99890878CHRISTMASTOWN
99891280DEAR EX-WIFE
99887791DIRTY DRAWERS
99891117DUMPSTER KIDS
99892427ESSENTIAL METAL
99895254EVERY CARD TELLS A STORY
99888236GALACTIC
99895561GREAT AMERICAN CHILD
99883830HAPPY LITTLE PAPER CO
99892464HUMANITY IS NOT A DEBATE
99884986INK EVERYWHERE
99891202IT’S TIME TO GET MIGHTY
99891617JESUS STRONG
99883945JINGLE BELL ROCK
99888073JUST LIKE CHRIST
99889104LAND SUCKS
99887282LITTLE BIRD BIG HEART
99887419MAKE EVERYDAY
99889767MASTER ENTERTAINER
99889773MASTER LEADER
99891673NO ROLE MODELS
99883874OLDER SISTER
99888345ONE & DONE
99891654PAINT ANYWHERE
99887944PERMISSION TO DREAM
99888680PETS ARE FAMILY TOO
99888469PLANT YOUR ENERGY
99893074PUT ME IN THE STORY
99893475SPEAK LANGUAGES LIKE CRAZY
99893068SQUEAK-A-BOO
99886523START ONCE MORE
99893436STICKLER
99882865TEXTURED STICKERS
99893728THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY
99888717THE PACT
99890040THINK COASTAL
99894480THROWBACK THURSDAY
99893431UNLESS YOU TRY
99888055WERE BEARS
99887640WEREBEARS
99888244WHERE LEGENDS BEGIN
99885774WHERE RUGGED MEETS REFINED
99888350YOU BUM

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99893334ACE OF SPADES
99891560ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING?
99890041BASSBALL CLUB
99890203CACKLE BOX
99884523CHERUB BABY
99889149CONDUCTOR
99893288COOLCADDY
99890245DIRTY BIRDIE
99892833DRINKIN DRINKS
99885990GENUINE HOME
99894388HELLO BEAUTIFUL
99892464HUMANITY IS NOT A DEBATE
99884603I WANNA PUT MY PINA IN YOUR COLADA
99894170LAZYBOWL
99884051LET ME PAINT YOUR HAIR
99887419MAKE EVERYDAY
99894401MIND OVER MUG
99886323POUR YOUR HEART OUT
99887919REAL SATIRE
99884894STACKWELL
99885934THE LAST BRUSH
99894480THROWBACK THURSDAY
99892633WEEKEND REDNECK

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99887089100% JESUS
998958593 INCHES IS BIG ENOUGH
998903895 000
99888783AI DESERVES RETIREMENT
99894163ALOHA DARLIN
99894747AMAZING ABUNDANCE
99891489ANTAGON!ST
99891560ARE YOU LIVING FOR GOD OR, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIT GOD INTO YOUR LIVING?
99885851BALL AND BEACH
99890041BASSBALL CLUB
99892463BE SALTY MATTHEW 5:13
99893360BIG FOOD GUY
99889834BIG POTATO
99894936BIRDIES FORE BOOBIES
99892848BOATIN BOATS
99891926BOLDLY HER
99891515BOOGIE BEACH
99892274BUGGED TF OUT
99889579BURY ME WITH ART
99884541BUTTERSOFT
99887519CASH IS CRINGE
99886567CHRIST & CO.
99890878CHRISTMASTOWN
99885296COASTAL SOCIAL CLUB
99887158COMA HOODIE
99884323CONQUER EVERY OPPORTUNITY
99885190COOL KIDS CRY
99892854CORNHOLIN CORNHOLES
99893805CRAZY COWGIRL
99885131CULTURE APPROPRIATION IS OUR ENEMY
99885078DAD DREAMS
99891280DEAR EX-WIFE
99885932DIGITAL
99889196DINKIES
99892833DRINKIN DRINKS
99888589EASY BLEND
99886874EASYCARE
99885732ENGLISH IS LIT!
99895852F THEM PICKS
99886555FAITH & FREEDOM
99892869FARMIN FARMS
99889079FATHERHOOD
99889277FIGHT, FUCK, AND FIGURE IT OUT
99892843FISHIN FISHES
99887572FLORIDA HIPPIE
99885688FOLK LIKE US
99887958FULL BODYSUIT
99888236GALACTIC
99888124GIRLY GIRL JIU JITSU
99888990GLOBAL WORLDWIDE HUSTLE
99891009GLOW WITH THE FLOW
99894559GO WHERE THE MAP ENDS
99886914GOD IS MY SUPPLY
99883982GOD’S PLAN IN GOD’S TIME
99894507GULF COAST GRIND
99889492HARD PUCKER!
99892110HAVE A HOT DAY
99883715HONOR WORSHIP & OBEY
99884656I C U BOBBIN YA HEAD
99891374I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE TIKI LIFE THE TIKI LIFE CHOSE ME
99887446I HAVE TO PRAISE JESUS, IT’S A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!
99886840I WILL DESTROY MY HEALTH TO BE IMMORTAL     – Another weird-ass phrase from Ghost Global!
99886822I WILL DESTROY MY HEALTH TO LIVE FOREVER     – Ditto!
99887176IF ONLY YOU KNEW
99884744INDIANA BEARS STILL SUCK
99887607JOY BOY
99888850JUST DO THE WORK
99890413KIND BUDS
99883791KNICKSPEAT     – Several here trying to piggyback on the Knicks win.
99895508KNICKTORIOUS
99895334KNICKTORY
99895928LIVE HUNGRY
99892932MADE IN HIM
99894742MEAN COCK
99891709MEAN FACE NICE GIRL
99885065MOM DREAMS
99886288MY ANCESTORS ARE MY GHOSTWRITERS
99891156MY RACK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SACK.
99884490NATURE KILLS
99884002NEW JERSEY KNICKS
99895816NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY
99888229NO TEXANS, NO PARTY
99891212OFF MARKET
99885514OVERLY LOADED
99891487PEOPLE ARE THE REASON
99887944PERMISSION TO DREAM
99893037PUSH BACK
99892872RACIN RACES
99891668RETARDMAXXER     – I don’t know WTF this is, but it’s awful all around.
99894371SALTY MILF
99891977SHAG DAD
99891714SIX STAR GENERAL
99892981SKY GOD
99894295SLEEP OBSESSED
99892837SMOKIN SMOKERS
99889854STEAMY BEANIE
99893857STILL.
99894239STOP SCROLLING!
99894439STRONG GIRLS LIFT THE WORLD
99893738SUPER COMFY STUFF
99892877TAILGATIN TAILGATES
99884007THAT GIRL UNIVERSITY
99890370THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN’T THINGS
99886860THE HIGHEST HIGH IS SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE
99884172THE PAST DOESN’T GET A VOTE
99894480THROWBACK THURSDAY
99887827TINY TIM
99889701TOON LIFE
99892861TRUCKIN TRUCKS
99888547TRY NOT TO DIE
99893038TURN HEADS NOT ANKLES
99884903UNBOTHERED & WELL
99888636VERBLIFE
99886545WANTED
99883915WE LOVE IT HERE
99892633WEEKEND REDNECK
99888055WERE BEARS
99887640WEREBEARS
99895410WHERE PINES MEET SHORELINES
99885774WHERE RUGGED MEETS REFINED
99888336WILD WEST
99890509YOU BUM

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99894747AMAZING ABUNDANCE
99892618BALLOON CITY
99889834BIG POTATO
99890315BIZZY TOWN
99887468BOBBLE BROS
99890826CHEESE SQUISHY
99889651COLOR THEORY
99888866CRACKLE DOUGH
99891059CREEPY CONES
99885638EXZILARATING PUZZLES
99891099GLIMMER
99885758JELLY CUBES
99885790JELLY SQUISHME
99887419MAKE EVERYDAY
99886856NO OTHER BRAND BEFORE ME
99887944PERMISSION TO DREAM
99895736PUT IN THE REPS
99885046REAL TOOLS FOR KIDS
99887184SLING ‘EMS
99889731SNUGGLECREW
99888920SODA DOUGH
99886477SOFTBALL GODS
99891068SUPER BLITZEN
99892054WE LOVE GUAM
99892633WEEKEND REDNECK
99888055WERE BEARS
99887640WEREBEARS

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

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