MISSY MEYER’S SNARKY MUSINGS ABOUT TRADEMARKS, COPYRIGHT, LICENSING, AND OTHER IP MATTERS!

Brand New Trademark Applications: 12 July – 18 July 2026

DON’T PANIC! This is a list of brand new applications for trademarks, NOT a list of marks that have been fully registered. For all of the marks on this list, an application was sent to the USPTO, and a serial number was automatically assigned. These won’t be seen by human eyes for about 4 months, and many will be rejected or abandoned.

I’ve made bold the ones that seem either really egregious or are commonly used all over.

[Go straight to your preferred class: 004, 009, 014, 016, 021, 025, 028]

 


Class 004: Fuels, Oils, and Illuminants

Includes: candles, tea lights, wax melts, potpourri wax, personal lubricants, and lots of types of fuels and oils.

99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99941252CANDLE SCENTRAL
99936449FAVORED CONDITIONS
99938786HYPE LAB
99947590LOCKET + PEARL
99935923PROPER PEACE
99937430RARE MOMENTS
99947133SWEET TOOTH SUGAR COATED
99942930TRAVEL WICKS
99938781WAXIDENTS

 


Class 009: Electrical Apparatus & Digital Products

Includes: digital designs, downloadable images, computer fonts, media players, phone cases, fridge magnets, and a whole lot more.
[Filtered to results that include the words graphic, design, image, font, magnet, or phone cases in the list of goods.]

99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99937330AURA
99947190BUILT FOR ENTREPRENEURS BY ENTREPRENEURS
99944450CAPTURE IT BEFORE IT’S GONE
99938827CASINO ROYALE
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99936603ENERGETICALLY HER
99942438HER LEGACY
99944518REMEMBER TOGETHER
99937801ROBOTICS CENTER
99938530SAFE CHAT APP
99938928UNBREAKABLE

 


Class 014: Jewelry

Includes: jewelry (rings, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, etc.), key chains, clocks and watches (except smartwatches), cuff links, jewelry boxes, and more.

99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99938073AMERICISH
99947807BLINDATE
99935859BONUS DAUGHTER
99944934COIN BIRTHDAY
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99946449CRITICAL METAL
99939461GRACELET
99939490GRATITUDE, RELEASE, ACCEPT, CHALLENGE AND EMBRACE
99941414LUSTER
99944427NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST     – Applicant is the legit Tolkien folks.
99938707OFF/DUTY
99944206REEL HOOKERS
99944248SEAGIRL
99942892SOBER MEDALLIONS
99945124THE GREATEST MUSIC FESTIVAL IN THE WEST
99939332TWELVE
99946042VIRGIN
99943547WOLVES
99943638WORLD’S MOST HUMANELY CRAFTED DIAMONDS

 


Class 016: Paper Goods & Printed Matter

Includes: greeting cards, pens, books, planners, journals, envelopes, decals and stickers, bags for packaging, gift wrap, art supplies, and more.

99941697A HEART BEFORE HEAVEN
99945727ALL THE THINGS I THOUGHT I’D REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET
99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99943120BAD BITCH IN THE KITCH
99941850BEAUTIFUL LIVING. THOUGHTFULLY CURATED.
99944989BOAT BUNNY
99937407BUILT FROM CHAOS
99936434C’MON FISHING
99946422CHIEF EXECUTIVE
99947587CHOOSE LIKE A HUMAN
99941388COGNITIVE SLIDER
99937480COLOR & CRAFT
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99946355CREATION PROCESS
99935474DAD SCHOOL
99940314DAY-BY-DAY ART
99939932ENJOY EXISTING
99940736EVERY PACKAGE HAS A STORY
99946499FAMILIES ARE FIRST
99947905FINISH WITHOUT FEAR
99936796FLOWDRAW
99944888FORGE YOUR JOURNEY
99937039FORGET NO MORE
99942416GNOME STRESS GNOME WORRIES
99945369GOD’S FINGERPRINT
99940187HALLOWEEN PEOPLE
99945881HUMAN ARTIST
99944729I HEARD YOU CAN DRAW!
99939343INTERACTIVE TRADING CARD
99936990LOX LIFE
99942970MERMAID LIFE
99936656NO RESPECT FOR MODERATION
99936454OBSESSED BEYOND REPAIR
99939555PAPER CUT!
99942268PLAY AROUND LAY AROUND
99921733ROADSIDE POETRY
99940744ROCK PAPER STICKERS
99935906SACRED STRENGTH
99942267SALTY CHRISTIANS
99939301SOCCER GODS
99938282SUMMER SCHOOL
99945711THE KEEPING PAGES
99935581THE NEXT BEST THING TO HAVING YOU THERE
99938423WISH & WANDER
99936259WORD HUGS
99940216YOUR DUMB

 


Class 021: Housewares & Glass

Includes: drinking glasses, cups, mugs, insulated flasks, tumblers, cookware, pots & pans, cutting boards, oven mitts, and more.

99943212251 Y’ALL
99935698ABUNDANT NUTRITION
99935762ABUNDANT NUTRITION FOR AN ACTIVE LIFE
99935796ABUNDANT NUTRITION FOR HEALTHY FOUNDATIONS
99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99942054BACK AGAINST THE WALL
99935859BONUS DAUGHTER
99940300CAKERATE
99940898CLING LOCK
99940633CONSULT WITH THE LORD
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99944423CREW APPROVED
99943224CUPPE
99944888FORGE YOUR JOURNEY
99944431FUCK YOU DAVE!     – No specimen yet. This one feels like a personal issue. 😆
99945247GENTLESCRUB
99944557GIFT MUGGIES
99942416GNOME STRESS GNOME WORRIES
99939209GO FURTHER
99941574HOST WITH THE MOST
99941507MOSTESS
99937713NEVER TOO LATE TO SKATE
99945022NEVERQUIT
99940396POT CADDY
99944206REEL HOOKERS
99938170SALT REPUBLIC
99936948SEEMS LIKE TUESDAY
99947112SHAKE TINI
99935882SINK BUDDY
99947211SIX PACK
99940577SPRINKLES & SNACKS
99939579STIR WITH PURPOSE
99946379SUPERIOR TOOL
99936239YOUR FATHER’S CUTLERY

 


Class 025: Clothing

Includes: shirts, sweatshirts, baby bodysuits, cloth bibs, undergarments, aprons, shoes & socks, and so much more.

99937119!!! BE THE CHANGE !!!
9994204910X
99943212251 Y’ALL
99938411702 DAY
99940433AMERICA WAS ALWAYS GREAT
99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99941803ARE YOU HAPPY?
99943764ATHLEISURE CLOTHING
99945583AUSTIN, TEXAS, BABY
99943120BAD BITCH IN THE KITCH
99941676BAD CHRISTIAN
99937210BEE NICE
99940522BETTER THAN PAR
99938709BIG MEAT
99944989BOAT BUNNY
99935859BONUS DAUGHTER
99942577BORDERLINE OBSESSED
99937407BUILT FROM CHAOS
99939942CALL YOUR MOM
99936434C’MON FISHING
99940633CONSULT WITH THE LORD
99938240COUNTRY FIRST, FASHION SECOND
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99944423CREW APPROVED
99945312CREW DOG
99945465DEAR ANXIETY
99935475DEAR SELF
99941708DECADE
99941718DON’T BE A KUNTZ
99943596DON’T HIDE YOUR RIGHT
99946017DON’T SHIT ON MY LETTUCE     – Good ol’ current events applications.
99939932ENJOY EXISTING
99944856FORGE YOUR JOURNEY
99946988FOURTH QUARTER CLUB
99940185FRESH MEAT
99938516FU¢K TH3M K!DZ
99941686GHETTO AMERICAN
99941573GIRLS FOR PRESIDENT
99935678GIRLS GONE MODEST
99936230GOLF BALLER
99946899GROOVY VIBES ONLY
99939520GROUNDED GRIP SOCKS
99947963HALL OF FAME FATHER
99940187HALLOWEEN PEOPLE
99945542HEAD CASE
99942881HEAVY, BUT PRECIOUS
99936946HEY BUDDY
99943277HOT BOY THINGS
99939310HOT GIRLS SIP PEPTIDES
99945881HUMAN ARTIST
99942290HUSTLE LIKE YOU’RE BROKE
99947253I AM MY CITY
99943688IAM FOREVER WITH YOU
99942208IMAGINE ME SHIFTING MY FOCUS FROM ME TO YOU
99942239IMAGINE ME SHIFTING MY FOCUS FROM WORLD DOMINATION TO YOU
99945907JUST KEEP WALKING
99945328JUST KIDDING
99938123KEEP CALM STAY IN THE SPIRIT
99947323LET’S NOT EVER GET TOO BUSY TO LEARN ABOUT THE ONE YOU ARE KEEPING BUSY AND HIS NAME IS JESUS
99936503LET’S PARTY
99942828LIFE’S A GLITCH
99939456LIFE’S BETTAH IN NEW ENGLAND
99940053LIT MENORAH
99933633MANIFESTATION DEPT
99937237MAT MOMS
99941219MENOPAUSE GOT ME HOT
99945208MOMMY’S RECOVERY
99937713NEVER TOO LATE TO SKATE
99944637NO LUCK OR CHARM
99944432NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST     – Applicant is the legit Tolkien folks.
99936454OBSESSED BEYOND REPAIR
99938707OFF/DUTY
99937268PET PYJAMA
99942268PLAY AROUND LAY AROUND
99946751PURELY CAPOEIRA
99939413RDND REAL DADS NEVER DIE
99944206REEL HOOKERS
99921733ROADSIDE POETRY
99939236ROOTED IN FAITH
99938685RUCK OR DIE
99938170SALT REPUBLIC
99942267SALTY CHRISTIANS
99939613SECOND CITY
99945991SECRET CHICAGO
99946004SECRET LOS ANGELES
99941280SHUT DA FUNK UP!
99947792START APPLYING YOURSELF
99933619STAY WET
99945343SUNS OUT BUNS OUT
99947591THEY’RE JUST TATTOOS
99936828THICKEYS GET HICKEYS
99944072THINKING ABOUT FOOTBALL
99938196THRILLED TO BE SAVED
99945293WORSHIP & WEIGHTS
99937291YHWH JESUS JERSEY
99937287YOU ARE YOUR SHORT GAME
99940821ZERO DADS WITHOUT INCIDENT

 


Class 028: Toys & Games

Includes: toys, games, dolls & plush, party hats, pet toys, sports equipment, Christmas tree decorations, and more.
[Filtered to results that include the words Christmas, toy, plush, doll, puzzle, party, balloon, garland, bath, dough, or ornament in the list of goods.]

99947082AMERICAN TAPESTRY
99947265AQUATIC BLASTER
99940132BEARY SLEEPY
99940156BIRTHDAY CONFETTI
99941653COURTSIDE LADY
99937502CUSHY CUBES
99940149DRIZZLY DAYS
99947826FANCY TEDDY
99943693FARTMAS
99938441FLOOR WOBBLER
99936438FULL THROTTLE
99937372HOLY SQUISH
99702400HUM PLUSHIES
99947303JELLY BESTIES
99937780MAGICAL ATHLETE
99943335NANO TILES
99933291NO MATTER HOW MANY STORMS WE MAY WEATHER….
99940371PACIFIC PALS
99940317PASTURE BEDTIME
99938304PLUMPKINS
99936765PUKING POOP
99921733ROADSIDE POETRY
99947399STICKI CREW
99941279THE HEALTHIEST WAY TO PLAY

 



[sic] = A spelling, spacing, grammar, or punctuation error is part of the mark, not a typo from my butterfingers.

 


Note: This is a curated list, and may not include all marks that affect you or your business. All marks in this list are Drawing Code 4, meaning they are plain text without any required style, color, or font. All opinions expressed in the snark are my own. All snark is intended for entertainment purposes.

If one of these applied-for marks affects your business or brand, it’s never too early to file a Letter of Protest! You’ll need to create a MyUSPTO account to submit an LoP. It’s a handy account; you can also keep a list of applications of interest, and get an email any time there’s activity on that application!

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